JimMorrison

DeRank ™: 3,31

DeAge™ : 7558 days • Here since 10 october 2005

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Steven Seagal Songs From The Crystal Cave

24 mar 06

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Can you believe that in the meantime I’m also writing a review? I’m just too awesome!

Steven Seagal Songs From The Crystal Cave

24 mar 06

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Ninja power nin-nin. Even Nino is my friend. I taught him all the tricks and moves and super moves. Even the move where you put on the cloak and become invisible.

Steven Seagal Songs From The Crystal Cave

24 mar 06

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Damn it, don’t bring Ciac into this because even though he’s my friend, when he gets angry, it’s not a pretty sight!

Steven Seagal Songs From The Crystal Cave

24 mar 06

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No, that's Teddi Raxpin, Teddi Renault's cousin. He practiced karate and knows the moves and the splits. But he's my friend, otherwise I would have done the ninja power move nin-nin.

Steven Seagal Songs From The Crystal Cave

24 mar 06

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If you vote for me, I promise more beer in hospitals, more background LED lights in public offices, and more free jigsaw puzzles!

Steven Seagal Songs From The Crystal Cave

24 mar 06

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Yeah, my mom says I'm handsome and that I'm really powerful. Even on the landing of our home, everyone fears me, especially the son of the lady next door. And yet, he’s 2 cm taller than me, for crying out loud. Then my mom always says that I can even shoot fireworks from the balcony and that if I want Qzé to clean the house, he has to do it. If not, he’ll have to deal with dad because he’s been in the military and knows how to kill you with a knife. And then dad drives a cement truck and can run you over. Ha ha!

Steven Seagal Songs From The Crystal Cave

24 mar 06

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In what sense? In the sense that "if he were a woman," in the sense that "if you were a woman there could be kurz," or in the sense that "we could do a threesome"? This question haunts me. You would do the shopping anyway. Kurz would clean the house. I would just cook at most.

Sinéad O'Connor I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got

24 mar 06

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Fuck, do you want to see that I guessed right? No way, I can't believe it. Anyway, take it easy with the applause, easy, because my grandpa is over there sleeping...