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Van Morrison Brown Eyed Girl
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Dear hyper de-replicating (and amusing) Monsieur JimMorrison, indeed the miserable destroyer has a plethora of bad habits (not just work-related), but certainly not the habit of self-flagellating his private parts with such torment and torturous sounds; for the destructive bad habits, I refer you to the de-commentary notes on the de-review of the cordial (one really says that) de-punisher The Punisher regarding the "massacre" of the latest Morcheeba. Respectful saludos. Your Stritola Carcasse par excellence.
Morcheeba The Antidote
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Dear De-Punitore of (dis)trust, I was wondering (in conclusion and) at this point how you managed to sense it (about the rhododendrons, I mean..) it’s not that you too... Anyway, to complement (rhododendrons or not.. de gustibus) I will kindly send you a substantial bunch of artichokes (the spiky ones, specifically, are more prevalent in my area..) just to let you savor new (the rhododendrons are, in my opinion, less invasive) and intriguing experiences: you never know.. Your (a)rtichoke-giver of (dis)trust.
Morcheeba The Antidote
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Dear De-Punisher Monsieur The Punisher (first of all, thanks for the de-reply... in my opinion, already an event) [yes, it's true I would have rightfully self-defined myself as such... I also note that with great joy you did not overlook copying + pasting everything, but it is what it is... from The Punisher, this and more]. Regarding the de-massacred (to use a terminology dear to you) album, I wouldn't have much to say (as often happens in general...): never listened to it and probably never will, it’s "bread" not exactly for the sharp old tooth-crushers; the last Morcheeba I listened to in the same chronology seems to be "WHO CAN U TRUST" and to be honest, it didn’t intrigue me at all (de gustibus, of course...). I also wonder how one can thoroughly judge an album without having listened to it completely even once... (as I read in your annihilating de-commentary) perhaps the last four tracks were masterpieces, at this point, who can say? (Mystery of faith (maybe I’m not particularly religious... but I don’t quite understand). Respectful greetings (anyway) in abundance. Your Crusher of (boxes and) carcasses.
Joe Barbieri In Parole Povere
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Dear de-reviewer Monsieur IlNiente, your succinct yet intriguing de-proposal; in all frankness, I am not familiar with the author in question, nor do I know the apparently varied de-commented record; from the sparse lines (especially if we refer to the "elevated" wrecking-commentators) one can sense work with considerable intriguing potential nonetheless. Cordial greetings in abundance. Your trusted S.C. P.S. Goodness... the wrecking de-commentation is almost longer than the Nientistic de-review: I beg your pardon in abundance and for more...
Morcheeba The Antidote
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Dear de-Punisher Monsieur The Punisher (PLEASE, for once, RESPOND TO ME.. JUST MAKE A SMALL EFFORT -not in the restroom, of course- FOR THE MISERABLE AND IGNORANT AS WELL AS INEPT WRECKING-BODY FROM THREE TALERS..), I was wondering if you de-review in an "educational" manner (and with another suffix: of which I honestly already have a precise idea.. certain details DO NOT go unnoticed, whatever you may think) with the same frequency with which you CRITICIZE indeed "MASSACRE" (what an ugly term, if I may say so..) the irritating/hated albums (when will you move on to the "ANNIHILATIONS" that are so trendy today?). Statistically, one could draw an alarming yet very realistic fact about contemporary artistic/musical production, don’t you think? Best regards (never reciprocated, but that’s alright..). Your Crusher of (un)trust.
Boxer Rebellion Exits
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Cordially de-reviewing and de-replicating (damn, how many "titles"...) Monsieur Easycure... and what if I told you that I haven't purchased Rockerilla since... let me think... 1998 or thereabouts, and that I would classify Il Mucchio Selvaggio at the level of Tenderly with 10 rolls as well as 10 meters in length? Now, considering that a more explicit opinion on tricolor headlines and others has been better expressed, you will surely understand better and more my personal dismantling point of view, and I certainly wasn’t referring to the (almost semi-useless) headlines. Respectful greetings. Your trusted S.c. of (dis)trust.
Van Morrison Brown Eyed Girl
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Dear De-Reviewer (and sometimes distressing de-commentator) Monsieur JimMorrison, exactly the second (Jim reference) who said... regarding the VanMorrison-esque dereviewed album, I will try to... ahem... "get it" so that I can fill such an unacceptable gap and thus express a numerical (as ignorant as it may be) grade in calc(i) to your onomatopoeic de-rec.
As for your old Clio, I assure you it will be a real pleasure to crush it before your attentive/confounded eyes... (those who witness it for the first time are left astonished in front of such pressure power...). Crumpled greetings. Your trustworthy S.C.
Boxer Rebellion Exits
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Dear Monsieur Easycure, while I acknowledge your noble opinion regarding the (almost absolute) non-existence of (junk) journalism like NME, I wouldn't entirely agree with your statement about the "..common philosophy shared by most, if not all, musical information outlets..": it seems to me that there are (perhaps rare, but they do exist) journalistic realities (even tricolor ones) that are authoritarian and "personal," having little to no influence from, nor being entangled in, the asphyxiation mentioned above, don't you think? With utmost respect. Your Strangler of (boxes and) sheets of (distrust).
Van Morrison Brown Eyed Girl
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Dear De-Reviewer (and sometimes wrecking-commentator) Monsieur JimMorrison (I hope you won't mind me saying that the character in question - the original, of course - has never particularly intrigued and/or thrilled me: perhaps I’m simply too young? [I answer myself].. no, it’s just that I don’t understand a classic cabbage head): you have a right to sell and rent.. in the rush of the arrest (current probation and conditional release) I expressed no vote; the record, frankly, I never listened to therefore no vote available in the (empty) wreck-mind, furthermore the de-review (though pleasant and full of conscious nuances) is practically a NON de-commentation (moreover I particularly appreciated your reply to the Kind RingoStarFish..) I deemed it appropriate not to express any numerical allocation.. All this to explain and confirm that I did not vote and will not vote. Cordial regards in abundance and even more. Your twisty-corpse of (dis)trust.
Boxer Rebellion Exits
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Dear De-Reviewer Monsieur Easycure, not knowing the reality of the (apparently quite poor) musical landscape commented upon, I shall express myself fully only regarding the personal and commendable critical tone evidenced by you: I also confess that your one-star rating piqued my curiosity quite a bit nonetheless. Last but not least... monsieur de-reviewer, but... in all honesty, what do "we" care about what the infamous NME trumpets at the top of its lungs? Abundant regards, if not more. Your trusted S.C.