The Punisher

Can I vote for myself? No?!
Well, if the answer is YES, take my votes too...

Madonna is another one who drives me crazy... but I'll be back soon...

Good job cazzpuntinicazz... indeed everyone doubted that he was drunk but the "official" version was this... luckily, you showed up and NOW IT'S A WHOLE OTHER STORY... thankfully you enlightened us puntiniCAZZpuntini, without you it would have been chaos and the story would have taken a different turn... a round of applause for your determination (when it’s needed, it’s needed!) and for dotting the i's (cazzpuntini) on the i's.

I was about to massacre this album that CAME OUT AFTER Clandestino and shamelessly wanted to copy it word for word (and don’t come to tell me otherwise). Manu Chao is quite the trickster, no doubt... I'm not sure if I should rewrite the review at this point, but I believe this comment of mine is more than enough to make it clear how I feel about this "No Global Poco Per Caso e Molto Per Business"...

Well done. One less.

Don't worry, metalrobionic... with me, you should NEVER be afraid; if anything, you should pity me with a cynical smile on your lips... let’s head towards new adventures!!!

Sometimes you need to vent. Saying "Enough already, for crying out loud!" and saying "Enough already, what the hell!" you have to admit are two very different things, not only in meaning but also because they give you a thermometer of the reviewer’s level of annoyance. And mine, I assure you, is huuuge.
(And don’t anyone come tell me there are too many "a"s...)

Because when I'm pissed off at the world and everything is getting on my nerves, I'm The Punisher; when I'm positive and cheerful and everything seems to fit like in a Norman Rockwell postcard, then I'm the anonymous XYZ. A kind of superhero (which I always wanted to be when I was a kid, sic) and mostly a game: when you read The Punisher, always expect a bashing or a more or less fierce criticism, easy for everyone, right? The Punisher = brutal critic.

At the beginning, Vasco was something different (and you had to be there back then to understand, and I was) then he became what he is: like pizza, spaghetti, the mafia, Pope John Paul II, timeless icons for a little Italy that JEPIACE to be like this (with the difference that the others have also made it outside Italy and meant something abroad, Vasco is something ONLY Italian... almost like the POOH, circus phenomena). Since I loved him in my youth (when he sang "siamo solo noi" or "fegato spappolato") today I don't feel like killing him or attacking him for no reason... it's stronger than me... damn, I'm discovering a soft-hearted Punny!! And then, she doesn't seem that great to me, does she?

Paola and Chiara!? Come on... I review (almost) serious things, not two little blow-up dolls who get by on double blowjobs and quickies (an apparently true story, at least heard multiple times in the scene). Even the Puny has its dignity, oh dear.