The Punisher

Spineless review, bouncy like an amoeba, expressionless like plankton, useless like a mollusk, ugly like a mussel. I know it's harsh to say, but I much prefer my...

Mr. Nobody, the context is surely not worthy, but the example fit us perfectly. Sorry but...

whenDO(dsharp minor) She thought(doubt) of FA (major)rsi /osereidir/intern(H)are (like HARE KRISNA) it will always be - or post- tr(double) late. Regards and literal pipes at will and pleasure. Your c.c. (also read CagaCazzi) of (s)confidence The Punisher.

Grendel, you are great!

Fly high aniel ("high" as in the slang...), I did something atypical, half story, half review (or half nonsense, as someone commented) anyway something that combined the Unnecessary (the album in question) with the Enjoyable (a little Pulp tale). Anyway, it's better this way, because taking the album seriously by giving it a REAL review would have been too much even for me!

Sfasciac. is seriously ill, and written language is just the tip of the iceberg. He’s not the only one here at DeBaser (and if it reassures anyone, perhaps for other reasons, but I count myself among them...)

"It’s because of critics like you that some reviewers are afraid of opinions and always give high ratings in their reviews"...my God, this is the best of the month, truly stunning... a theater of nonsense (and cowardice). "Being afraid of others' opinions is the most wrong way to start expressing your own" A. Camus

"The idea that speaking badly is much harder than speaking well..." Well done Primiballi, you've hit the nail on the head. Since HERE, 90% of people speak well about everything, because IT'S CONVENIENT and DOESN'T STEP ON ANYONE'S TOES, I felt it was right and necessary (and I assure you, sometimes "exhausting") to propose a role of CRITIQUE and DENIGRATION on works worthy of such judgment. For example: have you ever read anything out there AGAINST Madonna's latest album? And against Vasco Rossi's latest panettone box set? I'll tell you: ALMOST NO ONE (with the sneaky "almost"). Well, the strength of a democracy is also measured by the freedom to express a motivated dissent against a tide of agreement and mass ovation. It costs me a huge effort and I consistently face a barrage of words and insults you can't imagine, but for me, the principle is what matters.

by the 5th line I get a migraine, by the 15th full-blown attacks of dyslexia... damn, smash it, can you tell me HOW THE HELL do you write?!? Too cryptic and too WILLINGLY elaborate to impress (impress who, you only know...).
Tangled message, pretentious and, above all, boring.

They may crap on my reviews, but this one surpasses them all!