The Punisher

Dear esteemed and obliging Mr. Morningstar, would you be so kind as to explain to me in one of your upcoming posts what music is contained in the aforementioned CD? Baroque neoclassical? Acoustic guitars? Oboes and harpsichords? Western electronic? Dodecaphonic with French recitatives? Classic French song (as one might deduce from the genre assignment?)... in short, come on, could you let us in on what this record contains? Ossegui at(josa). Suum sempiternim SfasciaPunny. :-))

I've already told you, gabbox, and I give you credit for it. 1) You are one of the few who understood what is essentially this personal search I'm undertaking regarding writing in a generally formal and static field like reviews. A test, an experiment that doesn’t always succeed, but sometimes it does, and that’s enough for me. 2) My mistake, and here lies the crux, is lowering myself to the local scaramouches, responding to pointless provocations (see m.testi, I LoVE MusC, and others) and never actually reaching ANY CONCLUSION: these posts OFFER ME NOTHING. Period. Nothing to improve, nothing to grow, nothing to debate. After 350 comments, yours is perhaps the only intelligent thing I've heard (aside from JL's initial reflections and a few others), namely the comparison to the Dada movement (something I hadn’t thought of). The only insight that made me reflect and that hit the target of my "pseudo" reviews "disguised as something else". Thank you, I will take this to heart in my future reviews: ZERO COMMENTS and POST STRIKE. IT’S NOT GOING TO HELP ANYWAY... I just hope I can do it... goodbye.

And who said that "they have to mess with someone"? Messing around is MY WAY of reviewing (which, by the way, is not exclusive to me), and many actually don't like it... I express myself like this, between cheekiness, cockiness, and antipathy (it’s a stylistic choice, I assure you, so much so that I express myself differently on this same site) but if you have to speak well of something, there are ways to do it. Personally, such a review tells me nothing either emotionally or technically. News that I can easily find on 100 sites just by typing KANE into Google. Am I wrong? I simply invite you to find a "more your own" way of expressing yourself. Also, I didn't understand: do you review as "Luca" and post as "senior86"? Be careful, because here double personalities are viewed veeeery negatively!! :-))

Great album and even if I’m a punisher...WHO CARES!

It's so much fun to use fake nicknames, especially since I've already stated it multiple times: competitions and little contests are for the babies of the site... "there's one authenticated Punisher, all the others are..."

If I were offered a position as a reviewer at Il Giornalino, I would take it WITHOUT HESITATION!! Or do you really think that writing reviews here is so different?! It was a sincere compliment to Luca; everyone has their own target... As the passenger rightly points out, I’m just a much LESS ORIGINAL idiot compared to Luca, and I will probably just be a professional reviewer (and I add: ... given the landscape of the Italian music criticism mediA, who the hell would want someone like me, who is uncontrollable and especially doesn’t kiss anyone’s ass!?). Trust me, someone like Luca has all the cards to find serious work. I also know Lanciostory is looking for music critics... Luca, don’t listen to them; they’re just bitter and that's it! Good luck again!! :-)))

This album has piqued my curiosity quite a bit... are there tracks available in MP3?

review heard at least 50 times, similar to at least 100 similar reviews, originality 5%, ability to convey emotions 5%, technical analysis capacity of a musical nature 10%, factual knowledge 50%, banality 60%, cliché phrases 30% (I quote "this Hopes and Fears is an album that you come to love and especially that you can listen to from start to finish" - "let's enjoy this little masterpiece capable of making us dream while staying awake").
Luca, you have a future as a reviewer for Il Giornalino or Topolino. Go to those editorial offices and ask; I know they're looking for music critics... who knows, maybe with a bit of luck, you’ll find a well-paid job! Good luck!!!:-)))

Thank you I LOVE MUSIC, after this news I will sleep more peacefully... to hell with those stupid records and those who follow them!

Enough, Maurizio, come on... stop for a moment! You know you won't hit anyone and no one will come to hit you... cut it out with this macho show-off behavior... stop it, you're just making a fool of yourself and wallowing in shit... shit and ridiculousness... ridiculousness and shit... let's end it here, shall we? This thread with all these posts has been a disaster, a tsunami of nonsense worse than the last, and no one, NOBODY has tried to have a conversation, you know, about Busi, about trash, about the gay world, about the sense or nonsense of having such strange reviews in a normal dialogue among somewhat prepared people... so much could have been done and instead it's just nonsense and bickering... what a disgrace, what a pity... and now, please, texts: send another 10 posts of threats and meetings on Via Palmiro Sticazzi... what a letdown... what a depression..................