The Punisher

I've already expressed my thoughts on Masini. Don't make me waste any more time...

Rephrase the sentence in correct Italian, thank you. Then we’ll see if I can reply to you. PS: which photo are you talking about?

I know it won't be much of a comfort to you, but just remember that sooner or later we will all die. Even me, who is talking to you right now. And I also know that many would be looking forward to it. Just think of a life like mine... >:-(((((

I’m sorry to disappoint you, but generally, my reviews aren’t crap. Perhaps they aren’t reviews, and on that, I could agree with you; WHAT THEY ARE, I don't know, and it’s not up to me to categorize them. Of course, every now and then, I certainly make some nonsense, but if any of them are, it’s because I often allow myself the luxury of slacking off, exaggerating, not following the meter, messing around, and shooting the breeze. What for a normal reviewer is taboo for me is just another limit to break (ah, let me be clear, I do this ONLY because it entertains me, and I’ll stop sending reviews (or whatever the hell you prefer to call them, that’s up to you) when I no longer feel stimulated or I get tired of reading stupid, mafioso, and moronic comments like yours. Which right now, to put it bluntly, whether they exist or not, doesn’t bother me at all.

oops... now I wrote "editorse" and so, based on your reasoning, I don't even know what an editors is, RIGHT JOY DIVISORS? go fuck yourself, go!!

Sure Joe Divisons, mispronouncing a name out of distraction or a typo has nothing to do with knowing music or not, you idiot. You're engaging in sterile demagoguery that's only useful for making yourself look good (with the cowardice of anonymity, no less!). By the way, part of the blame should also fall on the editors who, as the word itself implies, should clean up and organize the writings before publishing them, shouldn't they?

I disagree. Unfortunately, evil, nonsense, aberrations, and outbursts always prevail, and this observation holds true everywhere and in every field (Berlusca Docet). It’s just that someone like you doesn’t mention the beautiful reviews that are routinely published under the names JoeofPatmos (or whatever the hell he’s called), Cece65, Grassoper, Massimof and company. Those, for some reason, are quickly removed while my cheap puns, my quips, my little jokes (and not just mine, mind you) often end up sticking around, which are more "stylistic exercises" for playful purposes than actual reviews. It's not true that only Merda circulates on DeBaser, and to say that generalizes completely. There are plenty of genuinely beautiful, profound, and inspired reviews, but you have to look for them and cultivate them by following their scent. Of course, it’s getting more and more difficult and often just the smell of a single piece of Merda can overshadow all the others, but the beautiful things do exist. Indeed they do.

Great review. Fun and heartfelt. Well done, El Minchia!

I'm not marketing myself (and what the hell does that mean?! just because I talk about one from San Remo? and when I talked about Lecciso, that was fine? Whatever). Anyway, don't worry, Trust me. You'll take it all back when you read the next ones.

Often a cover reveals much more than the album itself, and certain albums are better avoided STARTING from how the covers are made (but it's not a rule, and the opposite is also true, alas - See the review on JazzaNova, sic!)