The Punisher

I trust "...and deliver us etc." only that IT'S AN answer, the other one (how can they write to me if it doesn't exist) you haven't given me... I recommend: one answer at a time otherwise it melts our brains, okay? :-)

Aeneas, it's you who urges me not to shut myself away in a ghetto!.., if every now and then I "step out" of the Mission that my nickname imposes on me, it doesn't seem like a huge sacrilege, does it? Or do you prefer me when I'm Angry and Brutal? Because then I don't fit "somewhere else" and I get put in the corner... miii, you editors are quite demanding, huh?! At this rate of summoning the late Francesco, I might just end up resurrecting him... by now he must be decaying with worms crawling among the bones, but a good healthy Voodoo ritual could work miracles... well, there would be enough material for a new little idea, right? :-))

"but shut up, you pain in the ass" didn't amuse me, and you, Gianni? Did you see that it distracted me? I even asked you to be careful... damn you!

Ah, a perhaps silly question: but where do people SEE this review? How do they comment on it and know that it exists? (Today I'm a bit out of it... today, ah ah ah)

This origami thing is Oscar-worthy... GREAT TEPPA, you’re a wasted talent, now I’m calling Pippo Franco and I’ll recommend you for Bagaglino, trust me... you might even open your ass for poor Gianni but I’ll do more: I’LL OPEN THE DOORS to television success for you... trust me, Great Things are waiting for you!! Fifty fifty on the pay, does that sound good? Let me know...
Your personal Agent: Punny

... well, I don't know about you, but I hear music everywhere: in the office, at the bar, from the butcher, and even in, let's say, "intimate" situations... music is NOT an inviolable dogma, it is not necessarily sacred or something that must be spoken of with reverence and fear. The reason I talk about it this way is that A) it's more original B) discussing it in serious terms seems WAY too much for records like these C) I hope that someone can also have fun reading them and recognize themselves in similar situations lived or merely imagined, leading to a half-smile.
I hope this has NOT SCANDALIZED anyone or offended the morals of some particularly religious editor devoted to the Cult of the Holy Virgin Mary of Sorrows, who might have BRUTALLY CUT the review, perhaps invoking Sacred Excommunication against me. Didn’t like it? That’s possible, nobody's perfect, and I’m less perfect than anyone. It’s just that now, let’s say, I have a few more parameters on WHAT IS GOOD and WHAT IS BAD to send to editors (regardless of the "artistic quality" of the work…). Thanks for the TIP; I’ll keep it in mind.

Oh no: this is from ZELIG, Gianni... don’t insult the Teppa anymore, it needs to be encouraged to write and write again and again… we’ll pass all the jokes to Gino and Michele who have been waiting for new authors for a while… Gianni, don’t demotivate the Teppa that is churning out masterpiece after masterpiece!! I RECOMMEND IT… let’s allow it to express itself in reverent silence…

Ah, here we go... and I'm sorry again for my ignorance, but where can we see these BEAUTIFUL GHOST REVIEWS? Is there a specific section? Behind the blackboard? Where? x Tristam: I've done my share of crappy reviews, even worse ones... let’s say that ONLY THIS ONE was so skewed in terms of sexual content that maybe that’s the reason? Right? x Savopardo: Reviewing "like this" in what sense? The use of sex? The use of explicit dialogues? This isn’t the first "quirky" and unaligned review I’ve done... WHY DON’T YOU TELL ME THINGS CLEARLY? I'm not offended, I’m old enough to handle much worse... :-))

Tablaa, tripe, teppa or whatever the hell you call yourself (a name that a total idiot would have in Milan), I'm sorry to disappoint you but: A) I haven't been using any fakes for a while now except when I sign as Punny in gray B) alas, but I am NOT Gianni (whom I thank for his solidarity but I would also invite him to register to avoid these damn misunderstandings).
What a mystery this ghost review of KITARO today?! It's the first time they've put me in oleogram!! :-))

Forgive me, Tristam, what are "those writings in a dog's ass"?! The hard phrases? The swear words? Help me understand, since a bit is due to my age and a bit because I DO NOT WANT to imagine what I think, if you explain things clearly to me, we avoid me pestering you with dumb questions every other minute and you responding with monosyllabic answers or half-hearted hints: I also accept clarifications about the inbox of the form, if you have to tell me "private" things... sorry, but I'm a bit slow... do you want me to hang myself?!