Kitaro
Ancient

A KITIRA KON KITARO? (V.M.18)

"Come on, is it going to take much longer?!"
"Slow down, damn it... what's all this haste?!"
"Move over, you're making me mad tonight... lie down there, I'll get on top of you... that's it, and close those legs..."
"Yeah, but move slowly because all this stress you're carrying is distracting me..."
"I see, my dear Punny... you can't even finish the second one..."
"...but do you think I have to compete on how many I can do!"
"Come on, stop talking and move... follow the rhythm because, honestly, I can barely feel it..."
"It's easy to say follow the rhythm..."
"What did you say?"
"I said it takes courage to say 'follow the rhythm'... do you realize what kind of music we've been listening to for at least 40 minutes?"
"Well, what's your problem with Kitaro... you know he was one of the pioneers of New Age, if not the very precursor of the movement"
"It's clear that for him the Movement was just that..."
"Yeah, not like you who are more still than a papal encyclical!"
"It's all a matter of concentration, as long as you put on Kitaro and all this keyboard goo that with three notes composes an 18-minute suite all the same, just with four little bells here and there to remind you it's not a loop track... well, if you insist with this music, it'll take a while to regain focus..."
"Put your hand on my boob while you talk and move this thing a little, do I really have to tell you everything?!"
"Will you turn off this damn Kitaro?! DAMN, I can't get aroused... I've already yawned three times!"
"Yeah, I avoided the fourth one putting my pussy at tongue height..."
"No, that wasn't a yawn, I swear!"
"Sorry... and so... do you like it if I get in this doggy position?"
"If you take off Kitaro, I promise sparks... look, it's stronger than me... this music is like Tavor for my libido!"
"And if I open the second channel nicely, doesn't it have the same effect? Look how it dilates! What do you say my love... come on, a little effort... I'll offer the second channel that usually hurts me like hell... but this time I'm willing to do anything in order to?"
"Well, better the second channel than Channel 4..."
"Are you crazy?! You're making jokes right now?!"
"Christ Almighty, you really want to test me, huh? You're such a bitch! Wait till I get back in shape and you'll see what I'll do to you..."
"Come on... I'll wait for you...."
"I'm coming, wait a bit while I help myself... wait, huh..."
"Whenever you want, I'm here..."
"Wait, huh... courage, I'm coming...
"I'm waiting..."
"Good... a little more... yes..."
"!!"
"Here... one more second, here... here... AOOH!?"
"Zzz"
"Ohh, DAMN what are you doing... you fell asleep!?
"mhh..."
"Damn it, did you really fall asleep just when!?"
"..."
"Damn it, can you imagine if it ends like this, damn it to that disgusting cow-split-in-two of a damn eve..."
"Shhh... take it slow 'cause I got sle..Zzzz"
"Come on, let's finish this shag, love... now that the disc is over... I'm functioning again!"
"Zzzz"
"What the hell... can you imagine if this damn Kitaro had to make me end the evening like this... damn it, this one who sleeps soundly and me here with this burden in my hands..."
"Zzzz"
"Yes, you sleep, fuck you and your damn Kitaro... terribly bland music without any aim other than to relax those four yuppies who buy it or to play in the background when you read or do something else..."
"Exactly, I thought that you..."
"DAMN, this is the last time I let you play music, fuck... THE LAST, as true as God!"
"Speak softly and turn off the light"
"Yes, yes... I'm turning off the damn light for sure..."

Silence.

Prolonged silence.

Sounds of footsteps.

SKATACRASSHH!

"Ahoo, what are you, an idiot?! Go to hell... imagine these people... as if it were New Year's Eve..."

"...mh... what happened, Punny?!
"Nothing, sleep darling"
"And why is that person shouting from the street?"
"Oh, nothing, I threw the Kitaro CD out the window and it seems I might have clipped him... now sleep, because I'm sleepy too, goodnight love..."

Silence.

"What's wrong, Punny..."
"Nothing, come on..."
"No, come on... tell me..."
"If I think about the last black hole of the day I'll see is the cover of this disc, it pisses me off more than you can imagine..."
"We'll finish this little hanky-panky tomorrow, okay? 'Night love... zzzzz"
"Fuck it... and goodnight to everything!"