The Punisher

DeRank : 1,08
DeAge™ : 7570 days • Here since 23 september 2005
David Bowie Earthling
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"he finds himself forced to copy to beg for the attention of a couple of strangers behind a monitor"... Tristam, no one is forced to do anything, darling... one does it because they feel like doing it, and copying the four nonsense about who played and how the pieces sound, I could have done that just fine, IN FACT... even better, if that's the case!! One copies the SUBLIME things, the UNATTAINABLE ones... these four little crap are just copied to "avoid the boredom" of transcribing names, numbers, and routine banalities found everywhere. In the end, my review is even more beautiful than the original, definitely with more VERVE and ORIGINALITY (even those from velvetgoldmine admitted it! :-)))
Rammstein Reise, Reise
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Hey...give me a guitar solo...grab this piece of meat that’s hanging in front of me and play, boy!!! By the way: did you know that your nickname starts with "The" just like mine? Cool, right? :-))))
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
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But come on, don't get down... after all, they are just reviews meant to test oneself, and you have brilliantly overcome the "hurdle" of putting yourself in the spotlight for public judgment! Keep it up :-)))
Rammstein Reise, Reise
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and who are you Guitarist?! who invited you to this "pajama party"?! do you know that the guitar is an obsolete instrument like your nickname? do you think you're funny? Get lost!!!
Camel Mirage
Camel Mirage
5 feb 07
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Well, a linear and clean review like a surfboard... you could have added more pathos and intensity, but as a debut, I'd say it's not bad at all! Well done, Bjorky :-)))
Rammstein Reise, Reise
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COOOSA: a little?! What are you doing "offending"... I went COMPLETELY off the rails, fully aware of it! In fact, so far off that, believe it or not, I even vote for myself! :-)))))))
David Bowie Earthling
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Yes, but that doesn't make him "less happy" to receive a high grade from me!! :-)))))))))))))
David Bowie Earthling
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Oh well... if you were one of those stoners dressed as a YMCA dancer who danced to the tunes of Wild Boys, then I totally understand you... I could never stand those years... in fact, you know what? Since it made me sad to read about "how great the 80s were," I’m giving Lesto's Rece a solid 5 stars, take that! :-)))
David Bowie Earthling
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It’s obvious that you haven’t even brushed against the 80s, let alone ā€œlivedā€ them. You say that just because they are so trendy NOW, my friend... and in 10 years, you’ll be dancing to the remixes of Gigi D'Alessio's songs (which you might find disgusting right now). Ugh!
Genesis Platinum Collection
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No.. the comments were perfectly interchangeable in both reviews (something more unique than rare!) :-)))