Bartleboom

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DeAge™ : 7610 days • Here since 9 august 2005
I Cani Il Sorprendente Album d'Esordio De I Cani
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I couldn't watch the video until the end. I just want to know one thing: did someone come and kick them all in the ass, or has humanity lost even the last shred of decency?
Abaton Hecate
Abaton Hecate
1 jan 12
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Good review kickoff. Regarding the "genre" issue, I would say it's the band itself that does nothing to avoid being mistaken for a metal group or something along those lines: both the monicker and the artwork are not exactly the epitome of sludge... And feel free to suggest whatever you like, the only thing we’re missing is to start reviewing only "superb works."
Maccio Capatonda Ahia, ma sei scemo?
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I appreciate the effort of those who came before me, but I have put in more effort than anyone. So much so that I think I might have shit myself.
Claudio Baglioni Gira che ti rigira amore bello
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"In the street, he meets an English girl (...) but by getting too caught up in the moment, an arm under the blouse leads to the continuation of the journey alone." Basically, it's the usual story of the Italian on vacation who tries his luck with the completely smashed foreigner. He manages to make out intensely, but as soon as he gets an erection, he splits his underwear, she has a surge of self-respect, mumbles some incomprehensible phrases in her language, and goes back to her friends who are laughing and acting silly with the bartender. And so tonight, it's all about fists...
Jamin Winans Ink
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Nes, do you have NASA's connection?! Can you really download it in 4 hours?! I found it on the mule with like 8 sources. Expected download time: 6 years of the Aztec calendar.
Johnny Dyani Song For Biko
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Really beautiful page: there's great expertise, but also a lot of passion. Well done. Almost tempted to leave it like this, at first glance. Send it over in full force.
This Will Destroy You Tunnel Blanket
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I confess I am always rather skeptical when I read certain enthusiastic tones about a "post" album. More specifically, in the post-metal field, just this year I've come across albums described as super awesome, which turned out to be the usual monotony of melancholic arpeggios and huge guitars that, to some extent, annoyed me. But you are good.
Black Lips Arabia Mountain
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What a beautiful page! Nice the review, nice the people, nice the comments, nice the record. I've been listening to it quite a bit for a couple of days now: so far it seems like one of those albums to play at a criminal volume when you're home alone, so you can act silly.
laGrandine Questo è per i tuoi occhi
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In addition to the historical autofellatio of Valerio Rivoli and Lexus, more recently, those Phenomena of the Phenomena have caught attention: Phenomena - Phenomena - Recensione di Dark Lord Who knows when they will release their first album? And who knows how many new users will register to comment on the review!!
laGrandine Questo è per i tuoi occhi
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Indeed, there's more stench of trickery than at Giletti's house. However, the musical coordinates are interesting, and at this point, I'm curious to give it a listen. Rating for the review suspended.