Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7610 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Juan Hidalgo Tamaran (Gocce di sperma per dodici pianoforti)
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I confess that I don't fully understand the mechanism behind the execution, but you are a real revelation. I promise that in the coming days I will take a look at all your other reviews. In the meantime, congratulations, as with the other one, for the proposal and the quality of the writing.
MIJ Yodeling Astrologer
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Apparently a proposal from the Madonna. Very good. Send them in droves.
Vassilis Tsabropoulos Chants, Hymns and Dances
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Music that is very far from my tastes and knowledge. But the review is "intriguing" (in the running for the worst adjective ever...) and the proposal seems really interesting. Great job discussing it.
Luger Concrete Light
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Uuuuhhhh! The Lugers!! I reviewed the first one and I quite liked it: I remember playing it on repeat in the car radio for an entire vacation. Great review, it rocks! Well done!
Ron Howard Rush
Ron Howard Rush
29 sep 13
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Really great. A heartfelt, moving review that is written very, very well!!!!! One of the most beautiful reviews. Even outside of Debaser!
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience 2 Of 2
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Honor and glory to Justin Timberland, the guy who’s banging Jessica Biel, the woman who with her ass has rewritten the concept of “The hole with mint around it.” The one who, having first acted in "Seventh Heaven" and then in "Powder Blue," went straight from "That girl is the pastor's daughter" to "I’d like to put her on all fours." Go ahead, make your jokes, write your one-liners. Every time you find yourselves disgusted by the behinds of your girlfriends, marked by water retention and cellulite, just know that, maybe, at that very moment, Justin Bimbarlake is dining on Jessica Biel's cheeks.
Guillermo Del Toro Pacific Rim
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I'm leaving this comment because I remember it was discussed on this page. I watched Transformers 3 (mkv file downloaded on a Full HD TV, but only 100Hz. I had seen the first one in theaters and the second on a non-HD TV with a dvdrip file). Visually, it's impressive: every time they transform from car to robot, there are hundreds of details moving simultaneously with truly astonishing fluidity. On the other hand, I caught more than one moment where the CGI clashes terribly with the human beings (for example, in the scene where Lebeouf is running and crawls under a car). That said, it’s a shitty movie, a real piece of shit, that if shit had gone to the cinema to see it, its comment would have been "What a shit film." Not to mention you would want to slap Lebeouf continuously, even when he’s not on screen. But then the screenplay seems like the ones I used to write with my friends on Friday nights after 7-8 mint vodkas. Some dialogues and segments are so stupid and ugly they leave you breathless. Characters who appear, disappear, things, mysteries, connections... an enormous ball of crap rolling down a plateau and landing directly in your mouth. Terrible. Every time I'm left speechless at the thought that there are people who earn as much as I will never earn in my life for writing such "thrown together" stuff that it seems like a Corman film...
Mgmt Mgmt
Mgmt Mgmt
21 sep 13
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Interesting review, written the way I like: no unnecessary rambling and a touch of style. Sooner or later, I have to decide to listen to them. I understood that their second album is, as of now, their peak, right?
Human Improvement Process Deafening Dissonant Millennium
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Excellent review and a recommendation that seems interesting. To be honest, the artwork doesn’t blow me away excessively, but you are always very good.
Richard Starkings Elephantmen
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I had never heard of it before. Great tip. Well done!