Bartleboom

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DragonForce Valley of the Damned
DragonForce Valley of the Damned
3 feb 08
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I quote the increasingly esteemed Judge. It is biologically impossible for a twelve-year-old, equipped with at least one hand, or even just a radiator and a steak, to waste potential "pugna-time" writing reviews.
Black Sabbath Tyr
Black Sabbath Tyr
3 feb 08
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No, the armpit hairs were mine, which I had to shave off for Carnival. By process of elimination, I can confidently say that the ones left by the reviewer are pubic hairs.
Black Sabbath Tyr
Black Sabbath Tyr
3 feb 08
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10 reviews submitted - 9 duplicates! Well done! You've brought a breath of fresh air to the site! Wait, let me add mine too: PRRROOOTTT!
Black Sabbath Tyr
Black Sabbath Tyr
3 feb 08
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And you even gave him "5"!!!! You went from Thor (the god of thunder) to Tyr (the god of truck drivers), but the result hasn't changed one bit.
Black Sabbath Tyr
Black Sabbath Tyr
3 feb 08
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"but that doom and slow style, and especially that monotonous scream (or meow, depending on the occasion) of the singer I've never been able to stomach." I'm shocked... Even Black Sabbath...
Francis Lawrence Io sono leggenda
Francis Lawrence Io sono leggenda
3 feb 08
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I just finished watching it. I'm shocked... really... It's not just a bad movie, poorly acted and even worse written. It's a pathetic, embarrassing mess. What the hell do God, Bob Marley, porn movies, and survivor colonies have to do with anything? Christ... They even ruined the scene with the dog’s death!! Ilfreddo, I often read you and most of the time I appreciate what you write, but here it seems to me that you’ve tried in every way to find something good in a mountain of steaming crap: the first part is just as bad as the second. You can sprinkle all the powdered sugar you want on it, but a mountain of crap will never be Mont Blanc. Smith is ridiculous, floundering in an acting style that is supposed to convey alienation but instead makes him look like a parody of Rain Man. His strong point remains the "limping walk with a gun held with both hands." I hope the person responsible for rewriting the ending purges their guilt with hours of intense diarrhea.
Jason Reitman Thank You For Smoking
Jason Reitman Thank You For Smoking
3 feb 08
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As for the nick: I really liked the first half. Then it loses a bit of its edge and eyebrow. The review seems fine to me.
Woody Allen Sogni e delitti
Woody Allen Sogni e delitti
3 feb 08
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I echo what my predecessor said: a clear and highly competent analysis, but one that is truly enjoyable to read. Well done!!
OM Pilgrimage
OM Pilgrimage
3 feb 08
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I can't stand incense. I'm naturally calm and would say quite tolerant, but incense really drives me crazy. Plus, I suffer from migraines, and incense gives me a headache. At my sister's house, there's always some incense burning: she's invited me to dinner I don't know how many times, and each time I've had to come up with some story to avoid going. So no way does incense help me reflect. That said: great album. I like it. Maybe a lot. However, I believe that if in ten years I find myself bowing before the cover of this CD, it will be mostly because of senile scoliosis. Or because I can’t unzip my pants. Or at most due to Alzheimer’s. By the way, I also hate anise.
Manowar Warriors Of The World
Manowar Warriors Of The World
3 feb 08
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No, no... this guy is ready for Dragonforce: I've never seen someone so attached to a band they don't understand a damn thing about. It would be like giving a 2 to Kyuss because there are no guitar solos. By the way, I see they've given high scores to a review with punctuation thrown around randomly, typos, and content that's completely delirious... whatever...
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