Bartleboom

DeRank ™: 35,89
DeAge™ : 7621 days • Here since 9 august 2005
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Heavy Load Death Or Glory
Heavy Load Death Or Glory
24 feb 08
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..in fact, with every one of your reviews, here I am, ready to kiss your ass!:DD! I’m not mad at you, I swear, it’s just that I grew up with these albums and, deep down, I'm still attached to them! Look, I noticed that this time Defender didn't finish his comment with a metal "slogan" ..so, to make it up to you, I’ll take care of it: ..WE'RE THE METAL INQUISITION!! Hey Battle
Heavy Load Death Or Glory
Heavy Load Death Or Glory
23 feb 08
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Shit, I forgot about this: irony, Battle, you need irony to review these records!! Taking certain albums seriously makes you look like a fool! Have you seen the cover!! One of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen!!! And the lyrics?!?! By the way: why no reference to "The Guitar Is My Sword" (track 5)?!?! Damn! The chorus says something like: "The guitar is my sword, I'll fight till the end, the guitar is my sword till the end." And the lyrics of HM Angels?!?! It’s hilarious!
Heavy Load Death Or Glory
Heavy Load Death Or Glory
23 feb 08
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Dear Battle, I must say, this review is so-so. 1) The TbT is, in this case even more than in others, utterly useless and boring. This is a very simple album to describe from a purely musical standpoint; you could really have skipped it. 2) It would have been much more important to focus on two aspects that you practically overlooked entirely: A) This is an album by a SWEDISH metal band active since '78!! Can you believe it?! They literally went around dressed as pandas! We are at the dawn of NWOBHM here, but in a country where at the time they could barely play the hair on reindeer butts! I don't care about the TbT! This is what you should have talked about! This is an album for completest collectors! B) We are at the dawn of epic metal here! Instead of talking about every time change in every song, it would have been better if you had highlighted genre-defining elements like "the cross-choruses". 3) You say Something New opens with "an interesting initial phase and great technique." Besides the fact that this sentence means nothing or, at the very least, doesn't remotely convey the idea of what one might feel when listening, I have to ask: have you even listened to this song?! The intro is one of the most banal things I've ever heard! :DD! For the rest, I commend you on the choice of starting a new line. Bye.
Black Sabbath The Dio Years
Black Sabbath The Dio Years
23 feb 08
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"I really ate badly. Like badly, badly, badly!" :DDDDD!! Damn gb, you made me remember an amazing scene! This 5 is for you!:DDDD!
Black Sabbath The Dio Years
Black Sabbath The Dio Years
23 feb 08
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If you're looking for a wicked aura in Ozzy's records, it means you haven't understood a damn thing about them. I'll say it for the millionth time: Ozzy's solo music has always been defined by his guitarists. At the beginning, there was Rhoads, basically a classically trained guitarist borrowed by metal: what kind of wicked aura do you expect him to bring?! The most evil thing Rhoads wrote is the arpeggio in Diary Of a Madman!:D! The same goes (almost) for Lee: a good craftsman of metal guitar, maybe just lacking a bit of personality: again, what kind of wickedness do you want to find?!? Enjoy "Thank God for the bombs" and never know why!:DD! In any case, at least until the arrival of the boaro, they were great heavy metal albums!
Black Sabbath The Dio Years
Black Sabbath The Dio Years
22 feb 08
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I’ve been telling you since your first review: you need to listen to power. With every review, you completely misinterpret the musical coordinates of the band: it happened to you with Manowar, with BS, with AIC... Dive into power, you’ll see what music it is!
Keny Arkana Entre ciment et belle étoile
Keny Arkana Entre ciment et belle étoile
21 feb 08
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As a member of the debaserian crew that hates rap, I present this "5" as a sign of peace! Jokes aside, great review indeed. Well done!
Michael Angelo Batio No Boundaries
Michael Angelo Batio No Boundaries
21 feb 08
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I remember having a delirious exchange of comments on the review of Hands Without Shadows with another user who said that this guy was good because he had given up everything for music (or something like that, I don’t recall now…). I repeat: this is THE worst. It doesn’t matter about what or who. He’s the worst.
David Slade 30 Giorni Di Buio
David Slade 30 Giorni Di Buio
20 feb 08
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@galakordi: I don’t know if you might be interested, but "Hard Candy" can be found with Italian subtitles on mulo: a few sources, but pretty good audio-video quality.
Battleroar Age Of Chaos
Battleroar Age Of Chaos
20 feb 08
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"The clattering sound of iron bats against the froggy chitchat of ultra-slim cell phones... who will come out on top?" STAY POWER, BUT ALSO STAY A GENIUS! Really!!
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