Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7617 days • Here since 9 august 2005
The Sound From The Lions Mouth
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"Reading the label of the underwear is an activity that requires a certain commitment." Dear, it all depends on where the label is located... I don't know if I'm being clear.. ;)))
Oxbow King Of The Jews
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It would be even nicer if you came back to debaser more often! ;))
The Beatles Abbey Road
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See Jasmine, this afternoon I will post a new review. It will be the 70th. So, according to your reasoning, all my sexual frustrations will vanish like a turd down the toilet after the flush. You, on the other hand, will remain here, floating in the drabness of your anonymous existence. Everyone will pass by, glance at you, and your presence will evoke in them a mix of disgust and pity... just like one does with a turd in the toilet. May 2009 bring you joy, my dear.
The Beatles Abbey Road
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I was just talking about this a few days ago with another user: the urge to hook up is increasingly becoming the reason to review an album. It's not that I'm not interested in the socio-sexual issues of other users, mind you... I can't wait to read some review from someone who vents their frustration over their girlfriend's vaginismus with an album by Vaginal Dysfunction.
Oxbow King Of The Jews
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What an awesome review... I'm feasting on it! I hope to feast on the album soon as well. But really, you did a great job: that "zum-zum of vertigo and dark and bright tensions" blew me away. Happy New Year!
Ric Roman Waugh Felon
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The review is very smooth and easy to read. Too bad about the lack of comments. The movie, however, seems a bit of a minchiata! :)) Still, you did a great job.
Pietro Germi Sedotta e Abbandonata
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One of my favorite oku-reviewers is back! Welcome back and congratulations on yet another excellent okureview. The invitation remains the same: keep them coming! and Happy 2009!
NON Blood & Flame
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You even made me want to listen to this filthy thing! :)) Congrats on the review and happy new year.
The Sound From The Lions Mouth
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"One thing: DO NOT copy and paste the review text directly from Word" (Debaser: help on how to write a review). I keep wondering why the creators of the site went through the trouble of writing up guidelines for writing that are so plainly and systematically ignored. They might as well have written: "do whatever you want, just don't complain afterwards." @Giudice: with the reading I’ve gotten to about the point where a certain Irene shows up who is a maid at her aunt’s house with two nasty stepsisters from Calabria... does it get more interesting from here or can I go back to reading the labels on my underwear?
Graveyard Graveyard
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Good boy! I can't wait to read it: I'm listening to it again right now and I'm more and more convinced that it's a really nice little record! :)) In the meantime, I'm sucking it up at queen-size speed the Hush Arbor!