Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7612 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
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Going on a dromedary should be much more comfortable than riding a camel. With a dromedary, you're nestled between the two humps: you can hold onto the one in front or lean against the one in back. With a camel, you're on the peak of the hump, and when you get down, all you really want is a bag of ice. At this point, a dromedary is definitely better since it can be used by two, one for each hump, like a tandem... Debaser is culture, damn it!
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
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Aside from jokes. The review is 1) too enthusiastic; 2) it’s full of typos. Reviewing is like masturbating: almost always, haste is a bad advisor. Recently, I forced myself to listen to the album more attentively and I think there's something good in it: in my opinion, if it had been 20 minutes shorter and if Dickinson had avoided constantly sounding like a fire truck, it would have been a great album (I still think that Starblind is one of the best songs since the reunion. Too bad they had to make it last 7 minutes or so). So, just to avoid making only noise...
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
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If the fuchsia DeShirt comes out and I don't win, I'm going to cause a huge mess. However, all the major fashion magazines say that this winter the color "camel" will be in style. You know, I would have rather called it much more barbarically "hazel," or maybe "brownish." Or at most "Franco." And instead, no, "Camel"... well! @Sfascia: I added to the coupon 1) the updated number of published reviews; 2) the name/s of the current winner/s! ;)
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
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This review is also worth 1 point in the Great Contest - "The Fatal Frontier." For more information, check the promotional flyer: Scopri chi è Bartleboom su DeBaser
Santiago Calatrava Ponte della Costituzione (Venezia)
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I was looking for images of ad castum canis and I ended up here: link rotto
Lou Rhodes One Good Thing
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This, so to speak, is a little gem.
Brunori Sas Vol Uno
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Let's not kid ourselves: the proposal stinks like a pair of All Stars after a long day at the community center, but the review is a couple of wheelbarrows better than many things we've read around here. Don't get distracted, Son Art! :)
Greg Iles La Regola del Buio
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I don't know the book or the author. The initial idea (the ordinary-transgressive dichotomy) reminds me a lot of "Muccino," but then - it seemed to me - things get more interesting. The review is written somewhat poorly: there are a few repetitions and too many spelling errors. However, I liked the style, the direct approach, that "you keep reading because you are a reader like no other, so in the end, you want to be right." :)
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
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Dark, but the risk is also the opposite, which is that no one reviews to avoid having their prediction surpassed! As of today, no one has predicted 3 reviews, so if the contest ended today there would be no winner and I would be forced to organize another contest to give away the t-shirt! :D
Wes Craven A Nightmare On Elm Street
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Let's get drunk: