Bartleboom

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Volcano Suns Thing Of Beauty
Volcano Suns Thing Of Beauty
31 aug 10
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Dear (actually, Dear), let's be clear: if you farted around me, as soon as it sees you, that tuft can only hope it won't use us as targets for a shitball battle...
Chuck Palahniuk Senza Veli
Chuck Palahniuk Senza Veli
31 aug 10
Voto:
Dear weseven. I read your letter with deep interest and a touch of concern. My advice is definitely to wear the pecorino and keep your feet in the fridge. This way, you might not be able to avoid the smell problem, but at least you will prevent the formation of unpleasant mold in the plantar area.
Chuck Palahniuk Senza Veli
Chuck Palahniuk Senza Veli
31 aug 10
Voto:
Dear Coglionazzo, I read your letter with deep interest and a pinch of concern. In any case, I want to reassure you: your review does not appear on the homepage because it has been placed in the appropriate section "DeOlografe." As soon as the staff members finish the lexical search they have been tirelessly engaged in since this morning and understand the meaning of the word "Olografa," it will be decided which other reviews can be included. In any case, to access the aforementioned section, stand in front of your computer screen and, dressed as a Japanese high school girl, recite the following magic formula: "Pampulu pimpulu parimpampum! Pimpulu pampulu parimpampum! Appari DeOlografa!" Just think: I recited it backwards and my elementary school dictations appeared on the homepage.
Volcano Suns Thing Of Beauty
Volcano Suns Thing Of Beauty
31 aug 10
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But no... well, I've seen worse. The fact is that Carù is a bit of a special place: it's a single room, with the walls covered in vinyl records. You walk in and there’s a counter that goes all around, filled with sealed album covers. On the walls, posters of the Grateful Dead are everywhere. On the turntable, I've never heard anything that was post-'71, usually at a ridiculous volume. Carù is a quiet type, a bit gruff, and I've never seen him without a cigar in his mouth. Then there’s his loyal crew of customers who, if you can’t recite all the songs from the first three Clear Blue Sky by heart, will rudely spit at you. Once I was inside, and right after I said the title of the record I wanted to buy, Carù let out a loud fart... I don’t know why, but I suspect the two things were connected.
Volcano Suns Thing Of Beauty
Volcano Suns Thing Of Beauty
31 aug 10
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Basically, I live 6 and a half minutes from Carù dischi. If anyone is stopping by, let me know so I can come down and we can grab a cedrata!
Due Di Picche C'Eravamo Tanto Odiati
Due Di Picche C'Eravamo Tanto Odiati
31 aug 10
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And anyway, I have been following Ax for years. With a big knobby stick. Too bad I haven't caught up with him yet.
Due Di Picche C'Eravamo Tanto Odiati
Due Di Picche C'Eravamo Tanto Odiati
31 aug 10
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I say this as a pathological nostalgic: J-Ax has a Peter Pan complex as big as Mandingo's chocolate salami. Damn it, in EVERY song he throws in "How beautiful was Bim Bum Bam with Colò, Bonolis and One," "How great the stinky All Stars were," "How nice it was when we knew how to unfasten a bra," "How wonderful the old TV shows were." Enough, damn it! It feels like reading one of my editorials!
The Tallest Man On Earth The Wild Hunt
The Tallest Man On Earth The Wild Hunt
31 aug 10
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No, no. What dying: you have to send it off with a bang. The combination of "synthesis + effectiveness + gut feeling" is rare and precious. Well done.
Volcano Suns Thing Of Beauty
Volcano Suns Thing Of Beauty
31 aug 10
Voto:
Excellent! A luscious and extravagant proposal. I really enjoyed it. Now all that's left is to figure out what the flavors of the ice cream cone on the cover are...
Chuck Palahniuk Senza Veli
Chuck Palahniuk Senza Veli
31 aug 10
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"talk to bartolo" is also a pink desk for all debaseriane who have been harassed in chat by Blechapitombolo with inappropriate emoticons.
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