Bartleboom

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DeAge™ : 7610 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Take That Everything Changes
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Can we say it's the most flamboyant cover of all time?
Chris Columbus & Alfonso Cuarón Harry Potter e la pietra filosofale, e la camera dei segreti, e il prigioniero di Azkaban.
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You could also review "Harry Potter and the Wild Bunch" along with "Harry Potter, the Ugly and the Bad" and "Harry Potter hates: the police can't shoot." Now we’re even getting into cumulative reviews. For goodness' sake...
Denis Villeneuve Arrival
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Objectively an amazing film. Villeneuve did very well to leave Formula 1 to focus on directing.
Dire Straits Alchemy: Dire Straits Live
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Then explain to me how you managed to mess up the review submission three times in a row. In the meantime, let’s try to clean up our page a bit.
PAY Canzoni per gente che non si fa più
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I am, in a way, a piece of my adolescence. The drummer is from my hometown, and I remember them playing at my high school graduation party, with a special interruption by the principal (the great Vincenzo Amorosi) to the notes of "CFTCM". Honestly, I thought they had disappeared like a thousand other bands from back then whose names now elude me and I will have to spend the entire Sunday trying to remember them. And instead...
Joel ed Ethan Coen Ave, Cesare!
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I’m amazed to see that this film hasn’t been particularly appreciated on these pages. I enjoyed it immensely! As far as I’m concerned, one of the funniest by the brothers: actors - so to speak - all quite fit, let’s not even talk about the direction since we already know, and the writing in many scenes is brilliant (come on, the meeting with the representatives of the four confessions arguing about Jesus is really funny!), tons of irony... But then there’s this continuous change of perspective, this ongoing transformation: Johansson as the port loader, the double Swifton, Clooney’s monologue. For me, four well-deserved balls!
Steven Spielberg Il GGG - Il grande gigante gentile
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Really strange... I swear I've never even heard of any of the books you mentioned (except, of course, for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which until yesterday, as far as I'm concerned, could have been written by the same Gene Wilder...). I mean, at my house, no book ever circulated, not even by mistake, and at school, I don't remember us having the "class library" as Nes calls it... I mean, the teacher would give us books for the holidays (like one, wonderful, that I reread at least five times, called "Room 13," about a group of kids on a school trip who discovered a vampire in a hotel... absolute masterpiece!) and in class we would read one together (I remember a very cute one about a ladybug that was losing its spots and had to do good deeds to get them back), but the idea of a library from which we could borrow books? No... that would have been really cool!!! :D At this point, I take this opportunity: I remember that once on these pages, there was talk of a series of books for kids by a really quirky writer, and one of those books was called something like "Jimmy and the Petonauts" (of course it wasn't Jimmy, and maybe they weren't even the Petonauts...). Can you tell me something? Do you know the exact title and/or the author? If so, would you recommend it to me? For now, my little Gorgoroth is still too busy trying to eat his feet, but I hope to get him hooked on reading, and that petonauts stuff is exactly what I want him to read! :))
Steven Spielberg Il GGG - Il grande gigante gentile
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A friend of mine, whom I trust enough, went to see it and felt compelled to recommend it to me: it's the first time in over twenty years that I've known him that he's made such an effort. Now, watching this film is a moral obligation. Similarly, after reading the comments, I find it essential to read everything that has ever been published by this Roald Dahl (who, I must admit, I already find quite likable just from his name). One last thing: why all this negativity towards Stevanone?!? Let's be clear: as a person, I find him insufferable and I think he is the shining tip of a Hollywood Jewish lobby that has really worn us down, but looking at his latest films, I don't see necessarily evil products (War Horse, however, I have not seen). Moreover, with The Adventures of Tintin (for me one of the best action/animation films of recent years), he even managed to make a Frenchman seem likable...
Gorguts Obscura
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A pretty shitty review, hasty, useless, for an album that is as challenging as it is fascinating. It's not the kind of sound I usually listen to, but here we are dealing with top-tier composition levels. Lemay is a wonderful character: there are several interviews with him on YouTube, and he truly seems to be the most positive and generous person out there. He has an approach to music that should be taught in schools: unconditional love for music as an art form in all its manifestations, without any limitations or preconceived notions related to genre. Always applause.
Thee porno Ah ! Ah !
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Never was a question more spontaneous: "But to jerk off, right?"