Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7611 days • Here since 9 august 2005
AA.VV. Sanremo 2011
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And one thing: how much did all those people from Morandi's Team talk?! Mamma miaaaa... a logorrhea like I've never heard before. I dream of a Sanremo festival presented by Calculon from Futurama: 10 seconds to say the artist's name - song title - author without the electronic prompter getting stuck every two seconds and then right into the song. No embarrassing breaks, no pointless jokes, no dances, NO INTERNATIONAL GUESTS: 4 minutes x 12 songs = just over 3/4 of an hour and it’s straight to the festival with the hot chicks. Echeccazzo.
AA.VV. Sanremo 2011
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I also don’t agree with a lot of the votes, but a big “who cares” is not going to be taken away from me. I liked the one by La Crus (even though I would have preferred a different arrangement). As for Patty Pravo’s, I think I understood about a third of the lyrics, and she has a face that scares me and looks like a killer doll. I'm practically certain I want to give Giusy Ferreri a shot. Pezzali is embarrassing for himself and for those who buy his clothes. I also liked Morandi getting frisky with Bellucci, with his wife in the audience watching... Tinto Brass could have turned that into a stunning chic porn tetralogy.
Gabriele Salvatores Happy Family
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Frankly, it seems to me like an excessive critique. Of course, the film is as far from being a masterpiece as Punisher is from being the reading of a good book, but all in all, it’s watchable. It suffers from some lulls in the plot development and a performance that is sometimes a bit too formal (not to say awkward), and indeed, there are moments when you get the feeling that those in charge didn’t know where to go with the poor man’s metacinema and the recycling of situations and characters already seen. However, the final result is a comedy that is, all things considered, harmless, technically honest, and has some likable ideas (the story of the hamster).
The Decemberists The King Is Dead
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So there are no traces of Viking?!?
Danny Boyle 127 Ore
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Why are you making me go soft?! Don't tell me I've touched some exposed nerve...
Danny Boyle 127 Ore
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In a labor injunction decree, is the severance pay requested gross or net?
Danny Boyle 127 Ore
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Boyle has almost always left me with a bitter taste. With the exception of Trainspotting, all the other films of his I've seen start off great, build up considerable expectations, and then irreparably flop in the finale. The Millionaire, for example, really kicks off strong, but at a certain point it turns into a pretty exhausting kind of telenovela. 28 Days has the first 20 minutes that are practically perfect, but the entire second half is quite a mess. What infuriated me the most, however, was Sunshine: fantastic until about twenty minutes before the end, when it turns into a rehash of that fucking Creature from the Abyss or something like that. I will watch this, hoping it doesn't turn out to be an exhausting thing like Buried, which I still haven't finished torturing myself with...
Protector Golem
Protector Golem
19 feb 11
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A friend of mine even had a T-shirt of these guys! If I remember correctly, he also tried to get me to listen to them during a couple of car trips, but it didn't work: too "heavy." Not in a musical sense, but more like a weight in the stomach and, after a couple of songs, on the balls. But it’s been ages... maybe I’m misremembering. Good review.
Three Trapped Tigers Ep3
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Paragraphs 1, 3, and 4 are pretty much a 5. The second is a bit convoluted, but who cares. Then there's the empathy factor: right now my skull feels like it's been peeled open like a grapefruit from a migraine I haven't had since the late Pleistocene. And let's not forget: welcome to debasio.
Max Pezzali Terraferma
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In my opinion, in its own genre (I’d say a kind of adolescent pop), it’s not even too annoying. What really unsettles me is the fact that our Max has been, is, and probably always will be, as ugly as sin. Money and success haven't been enough to help him escape that cocoon of ugliness in which life has confined him: he was ugly at 20 when he had hair, ugly at 30 when he lost his hair, and he's ugly now that he’s grown a beard. Deodorant barely makes it all look very chic.