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Idles Brutalism
Idles Brutalism
30 nov 17
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I confess I didn't understand a damn thing of many parts of the review and at a certain point, I even got pretty fed up reading it. But I'm at home with a fever and I've been able to go on YouTube, and I've been listening to them for a good half hour now with great enjoyment!
Matt e Ross Duffer Stranger Things 2
Matt e Ross Duffer Stranger Things 2
29 nov 17
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I, on the other hand, for once do not agree with your judgment. I found this season enjoyable nonetheless, but - aside from a rather slow pace in the early episodes - it had really too many, far too many, narrative contrivances, too many exaggerated reactions and too many "quail jumps." **SPOILERS FOLLOW** Mike's character is practically left to fend for himself, just like Nancy and Jonathan (who in fact have a very marginal role in the plot), and Eleven's mother quickly fades into oblivion. Max's family background is poorly written (why should her stepbrother be so angry with her friends?). The last episodes, while having a more sustained pace, are quite messy (for example: how many times do they go back and forth from the lab? And the demo-dogs at the lab, then they go home, no wait, it's just one, so let's burn the tentacle so they come here, but then they go back to the lab... and why at first do they wander around the woods?). As far as I'm concerned, it’s sufficient, but not much more.
Nagisa Ōshima L'Impero dei Sensi
Nagisa Ōshima L'Impero dei Sensi
29 nov 17
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Surely a masterpiece. But he has an even smaller dick than mine.
Morten Tyldum Passengers
Morten Tyldum Passengers
27 nov 17
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Yes, I know it's absolute garbage, with so many forced elements that the screenwriters should just spit in their own mouths, etc., etc., etc., but she drives me insane. When they’re having breakfast and she looks at him and then gets on the table on all fours to mate, I had a remarkable post-adolescent stiffy... I was watching the movie and my brain was saying, "Wow, what trash," but at the same time, my groin was celebrating even though you can't see half a tit. I have to give it a pass by contract...
Iron Maiden Cross Eyed Mary
Iron Maiden Cross Eyed Mary
27 nov 17
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This review needs to be historically contextualized to grasp its meaning. At the time, there was a whole Debaserian quarrel over the "Maiden reviews vs Pink Floyd reviews" issue. It was a period when every new user arriving on the site felt compelled to review either The Dark Side of the Moon / The Wall or Seventh Son of a Seventh Son / Fear of the Dark. It was as if there was a race between the two bands to see who would reach the hundredth (or two-hundredth, I can’t remember) review first. And of course, everyone was giving it double one-star ratings. Then the whole situation spiraled out of control because on the Truemetal.it forum (or one of those sites for pure and raw metalheads) they had posted one of our pages, and given our ratings and our super funny comments, the metalheads were calling us idiots for not understanding the steel mindset. MaledettaPrimavera/MetallaroBuonico had signed up on the forum and started making fun of them, but he got banned after four comments. So, users from the Truemetal forum (or whoever) decided to take revenge and signed up en masse, starting to flood the site with Iron Maiden reviews. Why I also decided to spend half an afternoon writing this crap remains a mystery... mmm...
Iron Maiden Cross Eyed Mary
Iron Maiden Cross Eyed Mary
27 nov 17
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Well, if the problem is just the average, I can think about it too!
David and Alex Pastor Los Ultimos Dias
David and Alex Pastor Los Ultimos Dias
25 nov 17
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I saw it when it was released. I confess I only remember the opening and a few scenes... Only with difficulty do I recall the relationship that develops between the two protagonists. Moreover, it was the time when everything zombie-apocalyptic-end of the world-wolves time was in vogue, so I think I've seen quite a few of this genre back then, and today I mix them up...
Ben Chatwin Heat & Entropy
Ben Chatwin Heat & Entropy
24 nov 17
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The cover is a Lovecraftian nightmare with a Apulian twist.
James Ward Byrkit Coherence
James Ward Byrkit Coherence
23 nov 17
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Almost. But not exactly. Essentially, it’s you who are reading this review. At some point, the you from another parallel universe comments on it. Immediately, your underwear gets twisted in fear because you think, “Oh no! There’s another version of myself from a parallel universe!” So you log out. Then you log back in. And you decide to comment on it. But you discover that your comment is the same as the one left by the you from the other parallel universe and that the you from the other parallel universe sent it to make sure he is himself and not you (that is, the him from another parallel universe). Scared, you log out again. But then there’s a knock at the door. You go to open it, and it’s Raffaele Morelli trying to sell you his penultimate book "Solo la mente può bruciare i grassi" ( Ebook Solo la mente può bruciare i grassi di R. | LaFeltrinelli ). You decide, then, that you want to take the place of the other yourself because in his parallel universe, Raffaele Morelli does human toilet unblocking for Autogrill instead of writing nonsense and making millions, so you log back in and send a private message to the other you. This leads to a dense and fruitful exchange of correspondence in which you discover that the other you has breasts. You get married. You log into Debaser and receive a private message from a third you from a third parallel universe who is hitting on your wife. So, also with yourself. But what are you going to say to him?!? Essentially, it’s you. But your wife is you too. So your wife starts asking questions like, “What’s wrong with you?” and answering herself, “Nothing...”. And again: “Are you angry?!?” “No... leave me alone!!!”. You watch, perplexed and curious, but the only thing you can process is that you’re not having sex because you - and therefore she - has a headache. Meanwhile, the third you informs you that, while reading the comments on the other Coherence review on Debaser, there’s a fourth parallel universe where another you is actually Raffaele Morelli. You and the third you decide together to contact him, beat him up, and steal his money. The second you, the one with breasts, finds out, asks for a divorce, and screws you all over in the lawsuit thanks to a very clever lawyer who is actually a fifth you from a fifth parallel universe, where everyone signs up on Debaser posing as a woman while actually having a penis. The end.
Dannii Minogue LIVE AUSTRALIA 2017
Dannii Minogue LIVE AUSTRALIA 2017
22 nov 17
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Anyway, I find your attempt to convince us that she has a career outside of porn admirable...
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