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It's a film that loses everything in translation; 80% of the jokes are spoken. The original is a nice and decent movie; in Italian, it's a half-assed mess.

I haven't read the book, but the movie seems monstrously overrated to me. I completely agree with Nes; they've been making forgettable films for 10 years now.

it's a package indeed

2 to the other movie and even 5 to this... phenomenon

Nothing special, but there are far worse obscene films. The review is terrible, not because it's a negative critique, but because it's just awful, zero arguments and not funny at all. You can write "a crazy piece of crap" and "this film is unwatchable" and then you even give it 2 out of 5?

it seems like quality stuff

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seen at the exit and then never again, I remember it more than decent

I remember the Artematica game from the early 2000s, even though the character will be known to most (older) essentially for the comic in the vein of Heavy Metal (I’ve never quite decided if the movie of the latter was a crazy mess or an enjoyable kind of mess). Of course, I’ve never seen much of the comic, but like its inspirations, it always seemed to me to reflect the desire to mix gore and splatter with tits and asses at all costs. Nothing wrong with that, but I think it’s stuff that’s pretty outdated by now, imo.

Honestly, the review is pissed off but still kind of bullshit.... nitpicking to complain about the cesarean scene (one of the best in the movie) or about the jerk smoking a joint in his suit, really, the film has some SERIOUS plot holes and various issues, but whining about this stuff puts the review on the level of those who criticize the fact that there's a speedometer on the spaceship controls (I swear, who has paused the frame for half a second where you can see it besides the idiots who downloaded the film?). That said, the film is NOT horrible, but it isn't without flaws either. Several things are left unexplained (what are the aliens escaping from in the holograms, what exterminated the ship's crew, where is this thing now? and no, that snake couldn’t have killed everyone), why does the alien on Earth commit suicide by pulling down the sludge? why would one of the richest men in the world risk personal contact with an alien race that could be hostile when one of the first things they discover is that the planet is artificial and that the sludge is a biological weapon? Plus, other ugly things like the giant facehugger (pure fanservice), Theron dying for no good reason (what the hell), the open ending for sequels, the extreme resemblance to Alien, the film's broken pacing, the omnipresence of alien vaginas (between the facehugger and the snake I couldn't think of anything else). Said like this it sounds bad, but actually the film is still watchable, you'll just get the impression of seeing a bad copy of Alien 1, with more bullshit and less horror. But I insist, it's still watchable, the cast is solid and the scenes are well shot, and plus the 3D is done well for once.