NickGhostDrake

DeRank : 4,46
DeAge™ : 8246 days • Here since 12 november 2003
Gus Van Sant Good Will Hunting
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the script is terrible, forced, improbable, pulled out of thin air. He’s handsome, muscular and a genius who cleans toilets (what a coincidence) at the most renowned university in America… Only in Hollywood films does the guy full of trauma, repressed violence, and hatred end up not on the streets stealing and beating people up, but instead cleaning toilets at the university. Then he solves the most difficult question in the world in 4 seconds, and one thinks: why does he insist on cleaning toilets then? But this only happens in Hollywood. And the professor, super recycled from "Dead Poets Society"? Copied word for word, with added muscles (only the audience never has muscles). And the tear-jerking story of the wife who died of cancer? And the parents who beat the poor hero with a belt? And the beautiful and intelligent woman who falls in love with the hunk, the intelligent toilet cleaner? It happens every day: every day there’s a rich beauty looking for a toilet cleaner. The review is well done anyway.
Burial Untrue
Burial Untrue
2 feb 08
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a really good record, and surprisingly it appears on many year-end lists.
Colin & Greg Strause Alien vs. Predator 2: Requiem
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On www.quicksilverscreen.com there's also "cloverfield" if it might interest anyone!
Joel Coen Fargo
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"let the critiques of the review come (maybe avoiding acting like know-it-alls)" >> but I only said the review is boring... "but honestly, I don’t see what’s wrong with writing positively about a work that wasn’t present in the debaser database" >>> and who said there’s something wrong? "and that younger people don’t know" >>> and what about the older ones? does an old person have to automatically know Fargo? "I don’t write duplicates" >>> and what does that have to do with it? Miiii, I just said it's boring... come on, I'm giving you a 5, I see you reacted really badly...
Colin & Greg Strause Alien vs. Predator 2: Requiem
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extraordinary, here’s a funny review! :) I watched the movie for free at www.quicksilverscreen.com, and it’s crap.
Burzum Det Som Engang Var
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big
Joel Coen Fargo
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"I saw 'No Country For Old Men' a couple of weeks ago and it's extraordinary, along the lines of 'Fargo', a 'Fargo' moved from the northern USA to the southern border with Mexico, featuring three incredible actors and it will become a classic spakkabudelle. In short, I wanted to write a review but I realized that it hasn't been released in Italy yet, so I’ll wait, but it will surely follow the path of the last Radiohead album with 30 consecutive reviews, so I’ll let it go!"
Joel Coen Fargo
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how boring these reviews of masterpieces are. boring boring boring, and above all all predictable, you all say the same things, and avoid superlatives because a review is made of words not of superlatives
Iron Maiden Virtual XI
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Ah! Finally, an enticing novelty!
Metallica St. Anger
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Ah! Finally, a review of an emerging band, damn it!