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Hip Hop is bullshit invented by that stupid fat gay Bambataa. Then one day the Mobb Deep arrived, and from peace & love we shifted to I SHOT YA, then El P showed up... and Bambataa disappeared without a trace. They say he roams around throwing daisies in Brooklyn and getting spit in the face and Def Jux CDs in return. Personally, I've always cursed those Zulu guys at every Jam they organized (See Maurizietto aka The Next One, as good as he is at dancing, he's just an idiot). And when Phase II came to Alghero, they stole his spray cans. Then in AL he wrote his damn little article cursing the bastards responsible for the misdeed, but meanwhile in Alghero, he kept quiet and took a beating. And thank goodness he was Old School and tough... but fuck you and your damn ideas against meat and milk, fucking Muslims; I'm Muslim, but only for what he wants. I want to see if all the hotties in New York wear the Burka, how long their Muslim identity lasts, fake, gay, idiots, assholes, but above all, mediocre. They've been rapping for 25 years and haven't even made half a decent album. ZULU NATION = HIP HOP = SHIT. / Find the old issues of AL, if I'm not mistaken '98/'99, and read the articles from Zulu; it'll make you want to tear your hair out over how much nonsense they manage to line up.
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I bet €100 within 24 months, Patton + El P. raises are accepted.
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Where eagles dare, Michele pulls out the shotgun and takes them all down every time. He's got a terrifying aim. The next Fantomas, coming out in less than two months, is said to be fairy tales for children in a terrorist version. When is the next Franz Ferdinand coming out? No one knows, but one thing's for sure... it will be rock n roll. Damn, what imagination, damn... what a creative genius, damn. Then it is what it is... Patton + Del Naja? ... uuuuffff...
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It's true that the biggest innovations are in this field, but we must remember that Rap was born just yesterday; these are the early years, so it's easy to innovate something new and raw. I see Run DMC as the Elvis Presley of rock, prehistoric, boring, and even useless. The real rap was born in 1997; Funcrusha is the genesis, and now we enjoy all the masterpieces that come out one after another. We're in the '70s of Rap; I think it will last a little longer, but eventually, Producto will experience a creative drop too. I hope it’s a long, long time from now, but for now, every album is better than the last, pure delight. And in a couple of months, Mister "-P-P-P-Pìì all nigga know me" will release his next one. The others can keep listening to the same old soup; rock n roll, plain and simple, has been dead for a while. Either you get the old records, or you listen to some hybrid, but the Libertines, FF, Interpol... they just make me feel pity and sadness. Angus, Iommi, Page, Townshend... lend them a hand, but to commit suicide.
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Can you translate the above? Otherwise, I'll write it for you in English.
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English is much less complicated than Italian, like math. I write better in English than in Italian. Stop talking nonsense ale2, come on. For every English adjective, we have at least 10. For every term, we have a synonym; they have 900 meanings for every term. Stop talking nonsense ale2, come on.
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I was in a hypoglycemic crisis, this page uplifted my spirits.
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Do you want to bet too, Moon? How about I pay for a trip to Croatia in search of a bar with a strange pole in the middle of the room?
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Ah... sorry, I almost forgot. Demetrio Stratos. Now they make films with that poor inept fool Agnelli trying to imitate the great one. Now Bjork, the porn grandma, is making albums of just her voice. In '75-'78, nobody bought Stratos’s records, and they spat in his face from the audience when he tried to do something new, they threw vegetables at him. But now, everyone says he was a genius, because he was. It's just that... people felt mental cages.
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How the hell do you write Van Gog?