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Easy there... it could be a drag queen... :)))))))))))) (girl, don't take it the wrong way... but I don't know, you don't sound new to me...)

mmmmhhh... the girl rocks, that King Of The Road raises some doubts for me. But not for everyone... I still don't trust it for now.../ Anyway, Kyuss, for me who lean more towards the pissi pissi than the delicate, Welcome To Sky Valley. Then those who appreciate more the guitar power say BFTRS, it depends on the taste. In Blues there's Oliveri buried by Josh, in Sky Homme gives space to Reeder, they are two different albums. The girl seems to be more about the power since she cites Nebula. Chica, and what's your favorite by Manchu? I still doubt, I hope I'm wrong but I doubt, that photo you have on your profile doesn't sound AT ALL new to me, then it could be a coincidence, but too many coincidences make a pattern :) it’s that BAMBA that doesn’t convince me, a Spanish woman would call it another nickname for the same substance/////// Nick, it's the new album by QOTSA. there you go, that's what the album is, that's why they didn't take you as a rock expert! :))))

Sweetheart, you're taking a big risk with these proposals, I'll hold you to your word, eh... one of these days while you're cleaning the stairs, I'll appear behind you, knock you out with a swing of my Swiffer that catches all the hotties, and kidnap you... forget distilleries, two hearts & a hut in Gennargentu, and you won't escape me anymore, anymore, anymore.

Lost Girl... mmmmhhhhh... I really don't trust it that much... too good to be true... mmmhhh.... la bamba el peyote e los hombres.... mmmmmhhh....

But wait... where does Jhon Garcia live?... in the desert? Did you read an interview published in Corriere dei Piccoli? How the hell does someone survive in Death Valley? And with a small child and a wife too? Is he Tarzan?

Yes, exactly, I dropped a Mr_Iko all of a sudden and it hit me hard, I'm in full swing. ;)

I Fu Manchu, damn, the FU MANCHU, the third stoner band in order of importance 1) FATSO JETSON (you know, they created stoner, not the Kyuss, you know, nobody knows them, yet they are the inventors of stoner, you know, Mario Lalli even has a band with John Garcia, you know, Dave Cowboy Catching plays with them too, you know) 2) KYUSS 3) Fu Manchu... they've been without a label for 2 years, I mean 2 years, and if they, who are among the greats, don't have money, how do you think the others are faring? You know who the new drummer for Manchu is? You know, it's Scott Reeder, that's right, the bassist of Kyuss, the best stoner bassist ever... he's on drums because no one is financing him for an album, you know... it must be annoying to see 4 idiots in the top ten while you play the drums, you know. You know, to make great albums, it takes time, and it should be done full-time. So, either you make some semi-gay albums to finance the others, or you make serious music in your spare time. You can prefer whatever you want, but the fact remains that music is a business, it’s bought and sold... oooohhh, there’s that ugly word again... oooohh... money... how disgusting, right? Then if we want to keep talking about underground stoner, no problem, I’m fed up but if you want we can continue... I don’t know, "Lowrider," "Son Of Otis," "Astroqueen," "Porn (menOf)," 7zuma7... there’s plenty to chat about, you know...

Strangler, I understand that you’re living pretty comfortably off your dad, I’m not doing too bad either, you know, but Garcia, dear stoner heart, has to make a living too, and maybe this will offend you, but he also makes music for money... oooohhh, that ugly word again... ooohh... money. The world spins around a pivot, and I’m not quite sure what it is (I’m being sarcastic right now, in case you didn’t get it) but I’m sure that this pivot is not rock'n'roll. You might say... "PUSSY!" ...and I’d say "IF ONLY!" because unfortunately, even the hot chicks make you really hungry, but I can’t put the hot chicks in the fridge, because as soon as I open it, they slap me yelling "BASTARDO!". You know, all the bands we see as great actually don’t have it that easy. Bill Steer (no, I mean B I L L S T E E R) works as a waiter. Can you believe it? One of the best guitarists of all time is a waiter. The Yob, who are solidly in the running for the Stoner album of 2005 with their Illusion Of Motion, have a porter, a supermarket clerk, and a carpenter.

But didn't anyone go to check the Link? And what am I supposed to do with them?

Fantômas are Mike Patton on vocals + effects, the bassist of Mr. Bungle on bass (Trevor Dunn), the guitarist of Melvins on guitar (King Buzzo - Buzz Osborne), the drummer of Slayer on drums (Dave Lombardo), and various zampóns like Zorn, Adam Jones from Tool (who is now the 4th Melvins, dear Adam) and other folks. They do experimentation, if you like Zorn you'll also like Fantômas :)