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When we see each other, I'll come dressed only in a tank top, armed to the teeth with Mezcal. (Mezcal to drink, and Mezcalina to munch on, and other things that end in -ina). You think about dyeing the sheets black. Then Moonchild could film everything and we'll make a de-porn. Damn.
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Bnicio del Toro is a perfect Mexican Folk Rock guitarist. The type with a cigarette in his mouth, a dirty white tank top soaked in Tequila, singing <<<"ai ai ai... ariba ariba el pube... todos dentro la mujer... che rilascia scontrino Fiscal!>>>
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Anyway, my mother is now dating Zuckina, so forget it. If anything, Moon, you could blow up Brenn Er Balena in your spare time.
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Doppi arrive because you are a reviewer and commendator. Dopesick is nice, but it has nothing to do with Catharsis by Yob. Well, Yob is like fine wine, the more you drink, the more you have drunk.
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I really see John Malkovich doing Black Symphonic, Brad Pitt doing that Gay Indie Rock... and George Clooney, to me, smells like Thrash, or Heavy Rock like Entombed... not exactly Doom. I find a lot of Doom in Bud Spencer.
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Because after meeting Michele Il Pattone, they realized they were nobody. No, come on, aside from the nonsense... the DEP are not bad at all, actually. The New Singer...that...thing, Mister-Muscle-Plumber-Gel is a bit annoying to me but Miss Machine isn't bad, even though I prefer the others. Of course, the EP with Pattone is the ultimate gem of the genre... obviously. Ah... Greg Puciato, that’s Jimmi Steroide’s name.
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What do you want to start, with a metalhead who listens to whales, pfft.
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No no, tusks have nothing to do when we talk about GOD. When it comes to musical genres, the only thing missing is Salsa & Merengue, but if we want in California, Mr. Bungle brings that in too. It's GOD, and when it comes down to it, he's objectively the best. He has done everything, and wherever he is, he rocks and devastates. Rap Metal Free-Jazz Ambient Post-Core Soul Funk Rock Trip-Hop Vocal Experimentation... stage presence, attitude, personality... he lacks nothing in every aspect, he's GOD. You might find someone who raps better than him, but that someone doesn’t even know what ambient is, and those who do ambient better than him don’t know what metal is. He is objectively the biggest artist in the history of music; no one has done more than him, GOD. Everyone wants him, everyone searches for him, GOD.
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Smooth Road? let's call it a FLAT, BANAL, PREDICTABLE... SHIT. Find me a Magic Medicine, or a My Favorite Things, or a NEBULA... in this piece of crap album or in the ones that follow. Find me a Vitamin... find me the Djembè, the Djeridoo, the offbeats, the madness, the thousand genres thrown together, the abrasive electronics, the drum and bass. They’re not there, because it's Flat, banal, predictable... shit. I give it two because Pardon Me is worth two points, the rest is shit. SCIENCE is not "Their Best Album", it’s one of the best I’ve ever heard in my life, it’s a fucking masterpiece, this instead, is shit, and after this, more shit.
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No, no, no one is joking here. If there’s one thing you can always count on, it’s seriousness. I repeat, you’ve messed up our site. We are all dead serious here. And messing around is not allowed.