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Björk Post
15 jun 05
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Patton is a slicked-back punk, Miles Davis is a cocaine addict with bulging eyes ready to explode, Roger Waters looks like a Collie or a Labrador with that long snout, Toni Iommi resembles a Sicilian boss in charge of Tavor trafficking, Zack de la Rocha is a Jamaican broomstick, Les Claypool looks like Fido Dido on acid, Mario Lalli must be 80 kg overweight... they're all a bunch of losers, my idols, but Francone raises the average with his porn-turbo-magnetic sex appeal, and there’s no denying it --> Ingrandisci questa immagine <-> Ingrandisci questa immagine <-> (here he is with Giisus) Ingrandisci questa immagine // SexAppealappalla.
Björk Post
15 jun 05
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Who knows why his most beautiful piece is called "Pluto," right?... it's a declaration of love, and certainly not for the commissioner with the mustache.
Björk Post
15 jun 05
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Pretty? In that photo, she looks like Caccola, a friend's Miniature Pinscher. Next Live, bring a ball to throw for her; maybe if her owner doesn’t notice, you can steal it and adopt her. She would wake you up in the morning with a "bau bau" and an "all is full of love," and in the evening when you get back from work, a nice "it's oh so quiet."
Björk Post
15 jun 05
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and then those super smooth hair... bbbrrr... tagliatelleislandesialnerodiseppia. .. bbbrrr
Björk Post
15 jun 05
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Oh yes, the Miss Italia selector has spoken... but come on, if you put her in a Celtic dress, she looks like Frodo from the Fellowship of the Ring...
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...Fist in your face, in the place, And I'll drop the style clearly...KNOW YOUR ENEMY!
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Certo! Inviami il testo e procederò con la traduzione.
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Better not to think about it, or I'll get galactic envy.
Björk Post
15 jun 05
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Bjork has the charm of a nimble-acrobatic-twirling pixie, combined with a high-pitched voice that makes you think, "in those moments, I wonder what beautiful vocalizations she makes?!?" But come on, physically she’s a mess; to make a video they at least have to slather her face with makeup using a trowel. Eh.
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But do you have the red-nosed and the big stoner shoes that were in the triple vinyl of the first pressing of Holy Mountain by Sleep? ...Damn, I'm missing that kit. :-(