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Björk Post
16 jun 05
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My first time was beautiful, she told me I was as tender as Lee Dorrian... ooohh... how romantic she was.
Björk Post
16 jun 05
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I Zion, you know very well that I will support the Purulent Spermcanal until death. Just today, they pointed out to me this magnificent text of theirs, called VICTIM OF HOMOSEXUAL:

Sexual derive after man's body /
Press the fingers into the anus /
Sprinkle the sperm of the face /
Lick off rest of urine /
Experience of the orgasms with the penis /
Neverending satisfaction of the sweet feelings / ........... God, what beautiful words, how vintage in all this, what style, how cool.
Björk Post
16 jun 05
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Or when in the morning you prepare her breakfast, you go down to the café to buy pastries and a rose, and you gently wake her up telling her that you love her... and then blast City by Strapping Young Lad. She’ll marry you, it’s a fact, women love the Metal/Tenderness contrast.
Björk Post
16 jun 05
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Go pick her up in a shiny new BMW Series 7, dressed in Armani stripes, you even open the door for her to get in, you tell her you're heading to the restaurant "Aragosta Sopraffina" right in the center, then you wink and blast "Dopesick" by "Eyehategod" at full volume on your Bose system... and she’s into it. You can be sure she's into it; it's too much of a tested technique, too oh.
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But excuse me, when did Manson ever say to do Metal? Let's also take down Eric Clapton, a shame for Drum N Bass.
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Alberto Marangelo, you are my new idol. The innovative Oasis, what a man.
Björk Post
16 jun 05
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In the end, a metalhead has his ages. From 10 to 14-15, you’re "Long Live Metal!!!", from 15 to 18 you’re "Metal Up Your Ass", from 18 to 20-21 you’re True, then it’s all downhill to the last level that everyone reaches sooner or later, the "Vintage Metalhead". Tell him, Moon, you too, since you went through it before him. It’s not bad being a Vintage metalhead; even the girls like you more.
Björk Post
16 jun 05
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Come on Stè, come with me and Moon to the club of reformed metalheads, it's not so bad seeing the world through poser eyes.
Björk Post
16 jun 05
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Look, Massive and Portishead do rap without the rapper, clear, dry, and precise. You take away the singer, put in a rapper, and they turn into rap groups. Tried a thousand times on the decks, put the instrumental of Massive with Method Man's acapella, and it's rap, clear, dry, and precise. So I'm sorry, Stefano, but you like rap too. It’s hard to admit, I know, but it’s a sad truth.
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...blessed are you.