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Josi_, if you don’t put 80 exclamation points at the end, it’s not clear that you really want me to comment on your recs, huh. You’ve got to end with "thx!!!!!!!!!", come on, what a silly young person you are.
Björk Post
16 jun 05
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Well, I think the most beautiful cover is "Death Of Commercial Scum" by WJ, but it wins because it's a collage of 6-7 photos. The cover of "Anal Whore" by AP, as a single image, wins and wins big. It should be seen on vinyl to understand if it's all thanks to the enema that the girl has clearly just done, or if there's also some good old real diarrhea, which always adds that extra touch of class, there's no denying it.
Björk Post
16 jun 05
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Oh at Christmas, with the whole family, singing together Eat Shit And Die or Your Fuckin Head Split by the good Necro, the most metal rapper around? The choruses are beautiful when everyone is rapping and grandma is simultaneously screaming "Die! Die! Die!"... how I love these oases of family love.
Björk Post
16 jun 05
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In middle school, I assaulted the janitor with a Vileda mop while humming Tomb Of The Mutilated. They gave me my diploma a year early because they realized I was too advanced.
Björk Post
16 jun 05
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Well, Zion, maybe you've never heard the legendary debut of Anal Penetration, damn, you gotta get that album original... just look at that cover ---> Ingrandisci questa immagine <--- PARENTAL ADVISORY, EXPLICIT SHIT
Björk Post
16 jun 05
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My first time was beautiful, she told me I was as tender as Lee Dorrian... ooohh... how romantic she was.
Björk Post
16 jun 05
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I Zion, you know very well that I will support the Purulent Spermcanal until death. Just today, they pointed out to me this magnificent text of theirs, called VICTIM OF HOMOSEXUAL:

Sexual derive after man's body /
Press the fingers into the anus /
Sprinkle the sperm of the face /
Lick off rest of urine /
Experience of the orgasms with the penis /
Neverending satisfaction of the sweet feelings / ........... God, what beautiful words, how vintage in all this, what style, how cool.
Björk Post
16 jun 05
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Or when in the morning you prepare her breakfast, you go down to the café to buy pastries and a rose, and you gently wake her up telling her that you love her... and then blast City by Strapping Young Lad. She’ll marry you, it’s a fact, women love the Metal/Tenderness contrast.
Björk Post
16 jun 05
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Go pick her up in a shiny new BMW Series 7, dressed in Armani stripes, you even open the door for her to get in, you tell her you're heading to the restaurant "Aragosta Sopraffina" right in the center, then you wink and blast "Dopesick" by "Eyehategod" at full volume on your Bose system... and she’s into it. You can be sure she's into it; it's too much of a tested technique, too oh.
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But excuse me, when did Manson ever say to do Metal? Let's also take down Eric Clapton, a shame for Drum N Bass.