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You, five days of sadness and then you run towards life.
You, - me? - with your parachute, you dive into flight and go - what the hell do you want? -: you land in the garden at home, then you move confidently and fresh as on a spring morning.
In your little room, there’s a gentleman operating the press on your little cotton friends who are calling for help, but he steals them from you and leaves. You cry and chase after your soft, tender, drenched tampons for the hairy pussy.

And from today, you can also find your tampons for the hairy pussy in the magnum pack of eighty pieces; its beautiful soft cigars. But I’d like to ask you a question: have you noticed that I’m a little man? And I’d like to ask you another one: are you menstruating? Shh. Sleep now. It’s all over. Protagonist of your time, protagonist of your sexuality. Being a woman today, living the marvel of your monthly cycle with confidence. Being a woman today, aspiring to the role that history owes you: that of a likable, chatty, unpredictable helmsman of a withdrawal projected towards the sea of the two thousand shouting “Damn it, right now.” Being a woman today, no longer just a baby-maker, but sweet and stubborn creator of your children. Like Loretta Goggi in La Freccia Nera, or in Maledetta Primavera, autonomous mind.
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Well, you have to take the context surrounding a great player to define him as such. For example, I take the worst player from Juve, throw him into Serie C to play with Baraccalugo, and he stays there for his entire career. From a "chicken of Juve," he will become the "God of Baraccalugo." In Italy, since '79, we have only had crap, so we are the musical Baraccalugo, and the Elii are our Great Scorer. I think that if the Elii end up at a festival where Terri Bozzio is playing with Dave Holland and Wayne Shorter, they stand there silent, meek, and bow down, but when they play with the Afterhours and Verdena, they have every right, indeed the duty, to point out that they are 7 km ahead of the rest. Of course, I’m not comparing Faso to Jaco Pastorius (Kappa, you forgot to mention him, THE MOST SBORONE in the history of music; few can say they died showing off), eh, I’m not exaggerating to that extent.
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Well, come on, let’s not exaggerate. Even though if I had to find the Italian group that resembles Zappa the most, I would say that Zappa made music by adding lyrics to it, while they add music to lyrics; there's a significant difference. The only one comparable to Zappa, in my opinion, is John Zorn.
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Oh, do we want to talk about Faso's "illegale" album where he remixes Celentano, Raf, and all the icons of Italian Pop? Plus, they're also obnoxiously cocky and assholes, which makes them magnificent. All the greatest ones are cocky, and they can afford it.
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Squallor and Skiantos are SHIT, while Elio e le Storie Tese are a whole different league. And shall we talk about "Ti Amo Campionato Perchè Non sei Falsato no no no no"? Or "Ti Amo Ciarrapico"? I'm only referring to the lyrics here, as I think the instrumental difference between the two aforementioned inept bands and Elio e le Storie Tese is quite clear.
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We in Italy didn’t have a superhero, the Americans have a thousand, the Japanese the same, the English have 007, the Nordics have Thor, the French have the Pink Panther, the Spanish have Fantomas... and we didn’t have a superhero until that crazy guy Supergiovane showed up, promptly backed by Shpalmer. Let us bow to the power of the superpowers of the poop thrown by the wasp.
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Cicciput this is fucked up. The Elii break it down, and in my opinion, a text that mocks daily stereotypes is much deeper than the usual engaged text that ends up saying everything or nothing, see Marlene Kuntz. Find me another group that talks about the sad fate of women having to “plug the hairy pussy every end of the month.” These are things that make you think, and what about the sad fate of 35-year-old men losing their hair and having to turn to the wonders of technology? And the millions that men spend to buy women the shoes that make them rich? And what about the vision of the vagina up close, shall we talk about that? The Elii are a badass group one one one.
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I am a professor from Fear, taught me everything by Old Clitobuster69, old school stoner Jedi.
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I didn't do Gory Days because the cover would have been lost in the sea of Brutal-Gore covers, this one instead is just South Bronx, much more Rap. Anyway, which is better could be a topic for discussion, STD, Your Fuckin Head Split, and The Most Sadistic are classic tracks, eh.
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It's been like this since I met you, Turk.