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Who stole from whom? (in the sense: Who is Howlett and who is Toffoli?) and what does "artistic style" mean? (in the sense: artistic style = ?). Like how I walk into the house tossing roses at my mom, am I stealing the artistic style of Wanda Osiris or does the term "artistic style" hide much more scandalous secrets? Babymurdoc, I don’t need to listen to this record; by September I’ll know it by heart without even having it, it will be enough with radio, TV, and stupid friends to make me familiar with it. And all this is disheartening for us young old folks.
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Ajeje, when I dust off my Aprilia SR50 (the old model, you know, serious stuff) I'll come to pick you up and we'll go together to annoy some whores. On the way, we'll find a bunch of bored teenagers, we'll recruit them and show them how fun it is to hear insults in various languages from Polish to Nigerian to Arabic (all overlapping in a psychedelic jam session style) while dodging purses, spits, and when luck is against you, even stones. Then we'll return home tired but satisfied and exclaim, "And once again, I made it through the day." Today's youth no longer appreciate the sporting discipline of annoying people for free, and that's bad, very bad, but we're here for that.
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and of course, tièh.
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Rather than thinking about making the vote decimal, I would think about decimating unhealthy children at their first cry, like they did in Sparta. The Metal Kids only review metal records; to you, they might suck, but nonetheless, in their genre, they are records. These good kids are laughable. Matteo_Brutal is worth 100 of these aimless bedouins. We need a breakfast richer in hormones, something to break the balls of the whores on scooters, just like we all did instead of staying home listening to Blur. If they are the future of the nation, I predict Solange as prime minister by 2025 (Moonchild as interior minister).
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Giubbo, mine was a critique that called for a "pseudo-philosophical discourse from an intellectual music expert!". If you anagram my comment interspersing 26% of the vowels with the least common multiple of the consonants, you will discover that in reality I haven't heard the album, but a review that starts with that galactic nonsense is very sad. And when I feel sad I take the train of wishes that goes backwards in my thoughts, so maybe it's a 5-star album, but it's too exhausting to think about it for more than a minute. The invasion of the Kids begins, let the rivers of powdered milk start to flow.
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It's all very sad. Today's teenagers go to baldracche, and unfortunately in a figurative sense. There aren't many maruzze left to pick, so hurry up. I still believe that the disclaimer about the minimum age for attending should be placed on reviews of records like this one, rather than on those merdallari. The kids are coming for summer vacation, let's get ready for various 5s on shitty records like this.
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"I Think That My Grandfather Is Older Than Me, I really do. But, when I think about this fuckin music, I know that we go in the same way, and Giampiero, is Over." <- Statements made on the spur of the moment by Terry Bozzio after the three-day event in Italy with Fantomas. The world reacts in shock, and Dori Ghezzi declares a state of Calamity throughout Padania.
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The bassist of Napalm Death is the sexiest metalhead ever. The rest is just bullshit.
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Mom, I'm so happy, because I'm coming back to you, my song tells you, that this is the most beautiful day for me, mom, I'm so happy, because I'm coming back to you... Mooom... only for you my sonng... swirl... Mooom... you'll be with me, you won't be... alone anymore... how much I love you, these words of looove, that inspire my heart, perhaps they are no longer used... (Quotation extracted from "Nativity In Black," from the first album by Black Sabbath)
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Toni Iommi walks on water, materializing picks in the hands of those who pray to him. (Source ANSA)