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The new one is even crappier than this, and that was hard to achieve.
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They never broke up, they just stopped making records.
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Many people say "bravo" but they don't even know what he's saying, since many things are in dialect and a lot of it is in a horrifying mix of Neapolitan-Italian (because when he can't find a rhyme in Neapolitan, he uses Italian and vice versa, the inept). Reading the fat guy's lyrics is like reading that old book from the early '90s "Io speriamo che me la cavo," try it to believe it.
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It's not that it's bullshit; the point is that you make one statement and that's it. Either you expand on the topic or get the hell out of the way. Assalti Frontali always tackles well-defined subjects and expresses what they think with concepts that have a beginning and an end. This colossal idiot just throws around catchy phrases like the one you mentioned, or the fantastic "antifascist regurgitation, if there's a true black spot, I'll shoot it on sight," the same old cliché. He never gets into details, never names names or gives concrete examples; he always approaches everything in general and from a distance, aiming to please everyone and to hide the fact that he’s a clueless, ignorant fool. But above all, he is the most inept and useless MC who has ever picked up a microphone in Italian territory. He has been invited millions of times to contests and has never shown up, never, he has never taken a microphone in hand in front of anyone, never in his entire life. The official excuse is “various commitments,” the real reason: “I’m aware of being vastly inferior.” And there are people who defend him; don’t you feel ashamed?
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Anyway, this CD is really nice (unlike the utterly banal Elastica), just the fourth track "As These Things Happen" is a bit of a drag because it doesn't have anything special, but in all the others there’s something nice, whether it’s the toy piano, the bass line, or the drums, you always find something. The songs themselves are minimalistic, but in the end, there’s quite a bit of stuff on the album.
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Let's do it this way: White for the girls, Black for the boys.
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Super distorted riffs and satanic masses really inspire me.
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Seh seh, for the knick-knacks, the Jappo Minimal might be fine, but for hearing the sounds you need the Jappotronic, Sony Up Your Ass, strictly black, like the case, the monitor, and the mouse (ok with shiny gray inserts, I couldn't find all black)... and now also the keyboard (also with gray inserts), just the Hp-Gay printer is gray, and it ruins the Doom outfit of my office. Minimal Thing for Minimal Results, Techical Thing For Technical Results... as Mitsuko Kotashiky (famous Sony founder) used to say.
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Anyway, it could turn out to be a nice Forum; this is my office one -> Ingrandisci questa immagine <-- at home, instead, I have this one, which I took from the office after the upgrade --> Ingrandisci questa immagine /// Stereos are useless now, with €300 between a sound card and a surround system you can screw yourself a €2000 stereo... forget about Jappo Minimal :D
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... and then he had the nerve to complain that he couldn't hear the bass... but did he win it with the points from a Sushi Bar? :D