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Sure, it takes a lot of courage to name your band Anal Penetration, your album Anal Whore, and to put on the cover a poor soul who is freeing herself after an enema. Sooner or later, I have to review them.
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No no Dad, put on a classic, Mom's favorite -> Ingrandisci questa immagine <- Too bad this one is censored, in the vinyl version you have it’s a feast for the eyes.
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Well, with the big guitars you can set the Animal scene. Who knows what Matteo Brutal plays in the background when he's with a woman. Hhhmmm... wait a minute, let’s rephrase: I wonder if Matteo Brutal actually has a woman. There, that's perfect. Anyway, dad, I once heard you play Slayer and close the blinds while I was playing in the garden, but from the look on mom’s face when I came back in, I guess it turned out alright anyway.
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When I'm at + Casa + Stereo listening to Jarrè... I’m wary of every Gianfranco. Big, refined, always better off with nothing. With all due respect to the Gianfranchis, let's just say that there's a "degustibus" (see Enea goes crazy for Sampei... there's something fishy here).
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Oh no dad, no no. You + Woman + House + Stereo playing Jarrè is a very sexy combination. Of course, if instead of the woman factor there’s the Gianfranco factor, then you’re in trouble. Beware of imitations, the original woman is always better.
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Yeah, yeah... blame it on Mozilla, you... everyone says that...
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I knew you liked Sampei, the most melodic cartoon of the '80s. Bah. I was into "Battle of the Planets," way too stoner. Anyway, I remember the time a friend of mine said to me, "Do you know sjan miscèll sjavvrrè?"... for a second, I thought he was hitting on me. Such a gay name, luckily the music is cool, at least it balances it out. Of course, Ping-Pong remains way out there.
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And you, how do you do at Ping-Pong? That’s a sport for real men: only for the braves.
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Since you want to use flowery language, it takes you half an hour to write a post. I already specified 4 posts ago that I don’t fish; I go fishing, yes, but I don’t catch fish. There’s a subtle difference between the two. I enjoy the scenery, have a beer, smoke a joint, light a fire, cook, and eat. Speak as you eat, but not with your mouth full.
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Tommasone is always Bueno, without fat or pimples. It's easier to find the less beautiful ones... I say Alice. Who isn't ugly, just less beautiful.