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Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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And in doing so, you’ve clearly garnered so much success that you had to hand out numbers to line them up. The technique you used is almost (ALMOST) more foolproof than looking someone in the eyes, raising your eyebrows, and saying: “aòh, 'nnamo?". With that, it’s a guaranteed: one shot one kill.
Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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"...The reptile pushes itself out into space,
Leaving behind, the human race...

Swim inside the solar seas,
The Nebula cries out to me,
Passing where I've gone before,
I fly through the crimson door Ride the dragon toward the crimson eye, Flap the wings under Mars red sky" ... Bom Bom bobooobooom bombombomboooooooommmm....
Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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Moon, I'm sorry about the Tucano. Do like I do when I'm sad and the everyday life oppresses me: I bounce around the company in a leopard-print thong, a fuchsia boa with 25 cm long fur while singing << Mia madre non lo deve sapere, non lo deve sapere, non lo deve sapere, Mia madre non lo deve sapere, non lo deve sapeeeereee CHE! Iooo Vooogliooo andaaare ad algheeeeerooo... in compagnia di uno stranieroooo...>>. When your boss sees you, they'll definitely give you vacation time, 100% guaranteed, and you'll have the time to go to Kenya and take the Tucano with you. Because Juni Russo is useful. Never forget that, it will serve you in life. Juni yes, and Russo... too.
Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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The dog wasn't mine; in fact, if you pay close attention, I wrote A dog that has attacked THE cat (THE, because it's mine). Therefore, the doubt arises because the dog, although it doesn't keep me company, keeps its owner company, but at the same time has taken away my companionship. These are things that go beyond human understanding; even Moon, although illuminated by the lord and anointed by the supreme, has been pondering this for months. To put it bluntly: I don't know.
Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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Unfortunately, a dog, a well-known pet, has mauled my cat, also a well-known pet. Since that sad day in September, I have been in doubt.
Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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The best animal is the pet. I’ve wanted to say that for a long time.
Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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<<<Life tells you the truth, the trù truth, at the price of a medium beer>>> I would print this on the shirts of UFOs. With a small subtitle: "but the scream is a bit of a jerk, isn’t it?"
Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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The practices of extreme hazing I can't write about now because we are in a protected timeframe; I should write about them at night, but I practically never connect from home, so perhaps they will remain forever unknown in their details. But you just need to see Moon's face when he walks past a barracks to understand that they were really tough, as well as atrocious, misleading, and also a little hot. The story of Tyrone is confirmed by the drummer of the band who advises Moon for Christmas. I trust his claims; I always trust those who have the first pressing vinyl of Master Of Reality by Sabbath. [Although this possession of such a record is claimed by him and I've never been able to verify it, so it's a vicious circle, but I like the phrase "vicious circle"; it's very doom, so in the end, I confirm everything with blood (which is also very doom).]
Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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Look, the one about Tyrone Power Alberti is real, huh? I laughed for half an hour this morning. Moon doesn't make it as a soldier: he's small and black. He showed up for the physical with Bermuda shorts, a Crowbar shirt but without loafers, and after two weeks locked up in the barracks enduring extreme hazing, he understood his true calling: he bought a glittery jacket, cowboy boots, and started a tribute band for Tyketto. It's a sad story, but when you think about how there's people named Tyrone Power Alberti out there, everything seems much less serious. Even the war in Iraq seems like a spitting match. Tyrone Power is a martyr for all of us, let's remember to sanctify him on holidays.
Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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Anyway, rumors suggest that Lino Banfi will be a special guest at Doom Shall Rise.