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Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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The practices of extreme hazing I can't write about now because we are in a protected timeframe; I should write about them at night, but I practically never connect from home, so perhaps they will remain forever unknown in their details. But you just need to see Moon's face when he walks past a barracks to understand that they were really tough, as well as atrocious, misleading, and also a little hot. The story of Tyrone is confirmed by the drummer of the band who advises Moon for Christmas. I trust his claims; I always trust those who have the first pressing vinyl of Master Of Reality by Sabbath. [Although this possession of such a record is claimed by him and I've never been able to verify it, so it's a vicious circle, but I like the phrase "vicious circle"; it's very doom, so in the end, I confirm everything with blood (which is also very doom).]
Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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Look, the one about Tyrone Power Alberti is real, huh? I laughed for half an hour this morning. Moon doesn't make it as a soldier: he's small and black. He showed up for the physical with Bermuda shorts, a Crowbar shirt but without loafers, and after two weeks locked up in the barracks enduring extreme hazing, he understood his true calling: he bought a glittery jacket, cowboy boots, and started a tribute band for Tyketto. It's a sad story, but when you think about how there's people named Tyrone Power Alberti out there, everything seems much less serious. Even the war in Iraq seems like a spitting match. Tyrone Power is a martyr for all of us, let's remember to sanctify him on holidays.
Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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Anyway, rumors suggest that Lino Banfi will be a special guest at Doom Shall Rise.
Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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I just found out that Vita did military service with someone named Tyrone Power Alberti. It's logical that the new album is amazing; when you do military service with someone named Tyrone Power Alberti, you can't do anything but masterpieces. You see, if Magma had also known T.P. Alberti (a variant of P.E. Baracus), the Gallina Sgozzata would have been much better. Maybe, I don't know, a cappone in amore, a techno-trance turkey, or even better, a Faraona 2-step. But instead, no, gallina sgozzata. And Tyrone is laughing, because he is Power. And also a bit Alberti. I envy Vita too much; I would have taken a picture of the ID card, so every time I feel down, I’d look at it and be happy. I drink, and I am happy, like the orange soda, which rhymes with Gallina Sgozzata. But not with Cappone in Amore, what a shame.
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Subtitle: "By candlelight & soft music with beautiful girls."
Bongzilla Stash
28 nov 05
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Well, of course, it was also a terrible Romanesque imitation with a completely off weather report: minus ten degrees here is pure fantasy. Or shall we open a nice ski resort on Monte Rosello? I want Ganadu on a snowboard and Soru on a bobsled. And the folk trio of lattedolce singing yodel, while we're at it.
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Note: I recognize my kind. A Milanese hears a Milanese and says "oh look, a Milanese"; an Indonesian hears an Indonesian and says "oh, and where the hell does this one come from?" It's simple, these are basic equations on which extra-railway physics is based, as well as the rules for a good cherry ice cream. And you, instead, snow laughing, are you part of the "faded against the cool ones" party? You've already lost from the start, we Cool Ones are too advanced and more legible. And we make a cherry ice cream that you can't even imagine, you can't even. 'nco.
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Forget Morpheo, this is the usual guy who takes discussions to the extreme. Of course there are albums in between, it's obvious that the evolution was gradual... but since we were talking about the difference between Hex & 2, we discussed the difference between Hex and 2. You're not the only one in the world who has listened to Sunn Amps & Smashed Guitars, Demons, or Thrones & Dominions. Besides, I did mention and cite Sunn Amps etc. in the evolution part. And anyway, even though there are albums in between, the masterpieces that really shook the genre are 2 and Hex; it doesn't seem to me that Thrones & Dominions or the others caused the same outcry as these two. Then again, if for you they're all absolute masterpieces, then I recommend the reviews of Maledetta Primavera, you’d feel right at home there.
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Anyway, I’m not coming to this site anymore because the boss-dwarfs are copycats; they also live in the city of Rivo. This is a blatant case of cultural appropriation. And I’m ashamed of it.
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It's useless now, Mago; you already have a few thousand Chinese on your tail printing notices of Rivonzia. When it's done, it’s done: God forgives, Rivo NO.