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This year, Tuscany is 52 meters below its normal level of Tuscan-ness, because the stones have been taken away in their entirety, in a hurry, as if nothing was wrong. Don’t take the stone away from Tuscany, otherwise we won’t recognize Tuscany anymore.
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The main interest of the Wizzent was to ambush the Visent, the nice, friendly Visent. And even on that day, when, as usual, Tilli, accompanied by the Visent, had gone into the woods to collect some twigs, the Wizzent was crouched in the snow to play a trick on the Visent. Just as Tilli and the Visent were strolling, the Wizzent jumped out from a pile of snow and ... "TA TA! Gotcha! Now I'm going to play a prank on you!" and began to pummel him with punches.

At that moment, a very small boy came walking from the north, moving quickly; this was Piotr Ilich. Suddenly, Tilli exclaimed: "Hey, buddy Piotr Ilich, how’s it going?"
Seeing the little scuffle between the Wizzent and the Visent, Piotr Ilich immediately tried to make peace: "Hey friends, don’t you know what day it is today? It’s Christmas, there should be peace between you two."
As if by magic, the Wizzent said: "Of course, why fight? I want to be your friend, I want us to care for each other; in fact, to show you, I'm inviting you all to my house where Mama Wizzent has prepared a delicious dish of Ottorottoc."

And so the four children: the Visent, the Wizzent, Piotr Ilich, and Tilli set off towards Wizzent's house. The Christmas spirit was completely enveloping the woods surrounding Praticillo Piragna. Christmas is truly great. Merry Christmas and ... take care!
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Unfortunately, Tilli and Visent were troubled by another child, a very mean child: the Wizzent.
In the land of Praticillo Piragna, there lived many other children, not just Tilli, Visent, and Wizzent. There were also Benelli, Bini, the friendly Minnelli, whose main interest was to play pranks on the other children of Praticillo by hiding behind the big trees of the forest surrounding Praticillo Piragna; there was Binci, Pinni, Parri, Vaterloi, Minzioni, Raminghi; but unfortunately, there was also the Wizzent.
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CHRISTMAS AT WIZZENT'S HOUSE - Once upon a time, on a Christmas not many years ago, there was a small village nestled in a green valley, the village of Praticillo Piragna. In reality, the valley was now white because a lot of snow had fallen in the last few days, being winter. In the little village of Praticillo Piragna, there was a boy: Tilli. Tilli was a very small boy, but very lively; he was used to, every morning early, walking in the woods that surrounded the village of Praticillo Piragna to gather branches. It was a very particular interest, an interest he cultivated in the company of his most wonderful friend: Visent. Visent was a very, very nice boy, very big, very friendly. Well, Tilli and Visent had a blast playing countless games: Pieo, Siminitto, and then they would run and their main interest was to rush, they would rush continuously, at every opportunity, and while they rushed they sang their song which was sort of their anthem, which went something like this: "When we run, we are very happy because we enjoy gathering branches."
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His successor is "The Los Sri Lanka Parakramabahu Brothers," featuring the first discomix version of Born To Be Abramo, "beware that if you inject marijuana, even if it's the first time, there's a risk of getting AIDS." "Friends who dance, it's Elio speaking to you, be careful that you might end up with AIDS." Featuring "world player" (Italy90 version), including "Natale In Casa Wizzent." No, I mean, Natale in Casa Wizzent.
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<< Cypress Hill? Since their first two albums, the rest has been way below... >> Ahhh... now I see why you like this crap, you like the bunch bunch, not rap. I'm more at ease now, I thought you listened to rap and liked this garbage.
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that's exactly the point: he's created a huge following. It wasn't enough that he made me want to puke; he's also generated an entire movement of thousands of assholes. As soon as I hear "Let Me Ride," I throw up; west-coast rap should be taken off the shelves and out of the radio. I'd do something like the state heroine; if you listen to west-coast, after two years in a rehab community, they write on your ID "west-coast loser": when you go looking for a job, nobody hires you, when you get stopped for a check, they beat you with truncheons, girls won't sleep with you, and your father disowns you. We need to make them stop, together, we can win. Because the real high is saying NO.
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To me, his beats are pathetic: they are all of the same type, with a constant presence of those duck-like West Coast sounds that I would eliminate by default from samplers. I find even the East-West Killah track disgusting, despite having the cream of '96 singing over it; you can tell it's Dr. Drillo's beat. He's like talcum powder: you recognize him by feel after the first 4 seconds. The only one even remotely comparable is Large Professor; the others you've written are on another planet, and El-P is in another galaxy.
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I think it’s beautiful and totally on point.
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Damn, you reviewed the Dire Straits! Who would have thought, 5 for the surprise factor! Big fuck, great!