katzenjammer

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DeAge™ : 7781 days • Here since 18 february 2005

Daddy Yankee Barrio fino

22 jul 05

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Imagine yourself in your car, a beautiful Seat Ibiza, lowered suspension, side skirts, low-profile tires, 18-inch rims, a Tauro exhaust, tinted windows, 900 decibels of audio power... and Daddy Yankee with his Gasolina keeping you company... Oh! I suggest a mass conversion to maranzesimo, a philosophical doctrine of questionable taste, but incredibly fun... "Like, man, you totally caught my girl, like, last night at the Italghisa, while Tatanka was playing, I totally fed you while you were giving her a tongue, like, you want some punches, dude?"

Dream Theater Images and Words

20 jul 05

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aaaah, I like this overwhelming sarcasm...

Hammerfall Crimson Thunder

20 jul 05

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PAUER METAL!

CapaRezza CapaRezza?!

20 jul 05

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In short, do you want to be an unconventional singer?? You can’t go on Top of the Pops and then lip-sync for me, or become disgustingly rich with singles whose lyrics are anti-capitalist and lefty to the core. And above all, ringtones for your phone NO! I do appreciate the remarkable skill in putting to music, with three thousand puns, semi-political speeches... and learn that there are colors beyond orange in clothing... you look like a worker from the highways company.

CapaRezza CapaRezza?!

20 jul 05

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Well... the kid may sing well but performs terribly... "I'm out of the tunnel" or whatever it's called, was, I believe, the most played song on the most painfully commercial radio stations in Italy throughout last summer and part of autumn... and I’ve heard its theme billions of times on the cell phones of the wannabes with their lowered Fiat Punto and D&G underwear, convinced they’re way too cool, listening to this curly-haired guru dropping sad but obvious truths about our modern Italian society.

Carla Bruni Quelqu'un m'a dit

20 jul 05

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Sometimes I get the impression that certain people lack irony...

Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies To Paralyze

20 jul 05

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Ah, do you know if generator parties still exist?? Because next year I was thinking of taking a little trip: Southern California --> Palm Desert, Joshua Tree and surroundings + a cheerful period of devastation in Mexico... if anyone wants to come...

Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies To Paralyze

20 jul 05

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At first, I wasn't convinced at all... but I didn't dare to shout in the middle of the street that this album was a flop... then I held on, listen to this, and now I like it... undoubtedly inferior to all the others, but to a die-hard Stonerman Queens fan, I advise you to grab it and listen to it over and over. And then, if the dalle is pregnant, Gioscua is sure to soften up 73% (let's hope the drugs will make him act like an idiot again like before); but it's not a given that just because this album disappointed many, the next ones will also make us feel a bit nauseous... maybe it's just a brief moment of defaiansss...

Nevermore This Godless Endeavor

18 jul 05

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I won't comment on the album because I don't know it (yet). Chinaski... well, everyone should be like him, adopting the same philosophy of life... it would be a better world, where no one would go crazy over all those ridiculous nonsense.

(Stuff that has nothing to do with it but that young people like: type "drpira" on Google and check out the comic site of this idol if you don't already know it by heart.)

Tool Opiate

18 jul 05

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Cover by idiots, like the other 15 Tool covers, except for Lateralus and aeaeanima.. Enkrist, try to play a Tool song, any song you want, on your favorite instrument.. even the vocals... when you’ve done it, let me know. Try reading some lyrics; if they seem trivial to you... I don’t know, then even Nevermore or Pink Floyd are trivial... and then I’m the stupid good fairy, who, through exercise, will give you muscles in your ass!