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25/10/2009

DeThink To Survive 2.0



kosmogabri | Date: 30/3/2007 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
what a badass page
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NINO | Date: 23/11/2009 15:15 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
what a kick-ass page
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NEWROMANTIC | Date: 8/11/2009 9:20 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I declare open the launch of the manure!
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DOTT. FOTTERMEIER | Date: 26/10/2009 23:35 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: 5
...may you be covered by a landslide of sperm while watching Big Brother 10.
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NEWROMANTIC | Date: 7/11/2009 11:38 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
This record costs 20 euros. For 10 euros I’ll give you a punch on the balls. The effect is the same, and you spend half.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ | Date: 12/11/2004 16:41 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: —
Tokyo decadence? but I have the VHS!!!! :-)

PUNTINICAZPUNTINI | Date: 12/11/2004 16:58 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
And what's your favorite scene from the film zzzzzzzz?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ | Date: 12/11/2004 17:4 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I only remember the beginning... I saw it quite some time ago... Tokyo at night, the chair, all that black leather... maybe I’ll watch it again, then I’ll tell you more. And what’s your favorite scene?

PUNTINICAZPUNTINI | Date: 12/11/2004 17:39 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
The Asian Gnocca Piece is my favorite.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ | Date: 12/11/2004 18:2 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I only remember the beginning... I saw it a while ago... Tokyo at night, the chair, all that black leather... maybe I’ll watch it again, then I’ll tell you more. And what’s your favorite scene?

PUNTINICAZPUNTINI | Date: 12/11/2004 17:39 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
The Asian cock piece is my favorite.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ | Date: 12/11/2004 18:2 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
And I’d say you’re one who keeps on top of things. :-))))

PUNTINICAZPUNTINI | Date: 12/11/2004 18:5 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
<<<Better someone on top of the stuff than someone on your cock>>> said Alfonso Pecoraro Ascanius, The Real Fighter
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mp , Saturday, July 21, 2007
Kid A disappeared after just one editorial: no one has seen him since. JohnOfPatmos tragically disappeared 12 days after his first editorial, Greenwich mean time, and a comment in which he was accused of being an ophthalmologist. It’s all certified. BarryLyndon was handed over to ondarock after writing the editorial: The Art of Writing. Jim Morrison dedicated 4 full pages in De-playlist for a total of 67 consecutive insults on 25/07/2006, after writing an editorial titled: Then, There’s Debaser. Most of these were deleted to avoid breaking the record. Floyd decreased his daily visits from 2,387 to 21 after an editorial titled: A People of Great Dreamers. Robert Altman died the day before the publication of the editorial: Robert Altman 1925-2006. Regular Joan faded into oblivion after trying to make sense of 34 editorials. We leave her to understand why we read it. The site www.livecity.it was full of good intentions and results. After publishing one of their editorials on debaser, livecity was attacked by a virus that reset its contents. It’s all true: ask the manager, he congratulates us every week. On April 10, Umberto Eco went missing, author of the editorial: April 9, save democracy. Galakordi Urtis Krat, after writing an editorial titled: 315/6574 = 7463728272, ended up commenting with: debaser never ceases to (in)stun me. Giov left on 19/06/05 and never came back. The only clue: three days before he published an editorial titled: You own me something. Odradek replaced it with the editorial: I did it last night. AlessioIride sends an editorial on average every 37 hours. Lucifer_If was declared a case study around the editorial: 06/06/06, the day of the beast. Pedraelighe is presumed dead after his editorial titled: Desperate poetry, was rejected. The last words were three F-words directed at staff@debaser.it. Regular Joan disappeared after an editorial titled: Let’s talk about it. The Punisher once sent a music editorial. Odradek disappeared after an editorial titled: There were a lot of things in the world. mp is declared case number 142 after the editorial: We need a revolution. The next, The list of heroes, was followed by Stipe’s appointment. Dune Buggy disappeared after an editorial titled: Passion in the time of Myspace. Hybris died after an editorial titled: Let's give the Italian government to Sun O))). 1919 caught syphilis two days after writing the editorial: My first day of orgy. Emofiliac went totally crazy after an editorial titled: Posting, and now posts about 5,450 comments a day. An anonymous person sent an editorial poem: This pain that pierces me/The most exciting thing that ever happened to me, he spent three hours writing it and they just fucked him. Happypippo has been asking for three months: How do you write an editorial?, and he’s not sending anything. Think about it.
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...dumbass... , Sunday, July 01, 2007
There are a thousand review sites scattered across the web
There are 90 billion forums across the web
All these sites are moderated
I've only seen this one full of reviews filled with nothing
Of sites with forums about cheese that go off-topic normally the same
This site isn’t moderated
So, the main point from my perspective is: do we want to follow the current like insipid carps or keep doing the salmon, which are definitely more tasty?
I feel good doing the salmon, and the pink suits me pretty well, matches with my foundation.
I don’t see tiredness on de-b, I only see carp annoyed by the fact they’re butting heads with salmon going the wrong way, but: the carp gets angry, the salmon doesn’t give a shit because it knows it’s going the wrong way, but it likes it that way, precisely because it angers the carp.
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POETARAINER | Date: 27/3/2007 22:30 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
Only because you’re Papus I read you...I don't know when your Pontificate started...But seeing how many acolytes and clergy, interpreters of your Dogma you carry around, makes me understand the mystical stature of your character and the celestial charisma of this Debaser Church....With Cilio or without....something doesn’t add up!! Sorry for the heresies of an Heretic!!! Are you joking or seriously doing it? Though that would be ‘philosophizing’ in Naples!!!

RANDOLPH CHANDLER | Date: 27/3/2007 22:33 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
Poet but are you serious or what always talking like a supreme poet of the empyrean?

POETARAINER | Date: 27/3/2007 22:45 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
I swear I enjoy reading you so much...It’s like interacting with a slice of real society...otherwise unreachable... But Randoph sometimes sounds to me like disputes from “Curves”...With all due respect, arguing over a mediocre stimulus sparks doubts...I stay here watching from the window....How wonderful to witness the Palio from these heights!!! Please continue...You have the faculty!! Could you kindly re-read the review?? Then if you want to get lost in the chaos....Go! and...prove yourself...please!!!!

POETARAINER | Date: 27/3/2007 22:56 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
but I noticed you’ve dissociated yourself from the review.. Sorry and I acknowledge it.. Why spend breath, or ink.... or wear out the keyboard?? Damn you!!! Chandler.. I don’t care a toss!!!!

N.I.B.II.O | Date: 27/3/2007 23:11 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
hi poet. rate this film, it’s free.

SAPUTELLO | Date: 27/3/2007 23:11 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
"I stay here at the window....How nice to watch the Palio from these heights!!!" --> Do you see my middle finger raised or is it too far from the window?

POETARAINER | Date: 28/3/2007 0:1 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
Randolph....even if it’s not raining here, with your writing and your concepts there’s no doubt!!!! But damn! Use your rhetoric and your analysis skills for something more serious...Do you like Lynch?...damn you deserve praise.... Micanò!! But you’re just lowering yourself for some canine writing...Come on! So, either you don’t know how to read...or you have nothing better to do!! In any case, since you don’t harm anyone....go ahead...Tell me what I should say to you!!! I may be insensitive....but loyal!!!!riddles-in-the-ditch -
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There | Date: 25/6/2009 20:20 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I just wanted to clarify that Topolánek’s wife is named Topolánková
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FIQUATA | Date: 10/10/2009 14:19 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
Cold, grab Gustavo and play soccer on a street with open manholes. Two pigeons with a manhole.

PIXIES77 | Date: 10/10/2009 14:56 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
Don’t say disadattati, say AlessioIride.

FIQUATA | Date: 10/10/2009 15:11 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
My favorite user has arrived. When will you make a nice group on Facebook?

ASHANTI | Date: 10/10/2009 18:37 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
I don’t know what it’s about, but now I’m laughing XD

LUPIN | Date: 10/10/2009 18:39 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
What are they talking about here? Banged bumpers? Nice because I... oh no? Oh yes, they talk about forest trails in Cambodia? Okay, sorry, I thought they were talking about bumpers. Bye.
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PURPULAN | Date: 7/9/2009 15:49 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: —
I’ve always thought they were the “American College” version of Cranes, so I like them. But I thought that Bartolo in the past was into sounds similar to the thunderous Mjöllnir that strikes the swollen clouds, Gungnir the infallible that pierces the limbs of the wicked or, at most, to Hildr’s fetid chant that breathes life back into fallen warriors so they resume fighting, not to the song of a nightingale among the cherry blossoms in the spring breeze.

BARTLEBOOM | Date: 7/9/2009 20:43 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
@Purpu: dear, I think you’re not far from the truth... especially since, back then, fighting was one of my favorite pastimes. Especially when the new Postalmarket arrived, I admit I punched quite a bit!! :))
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REVERSE | Date: 2/1/2008 17:14 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
If it matters to someone, I’m writing from the toilet.
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ALE9T0 | Date: 10/10/2009 18:2 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
@VOODOOMILES I hear you loud and clear, dear VOODOOMILES, so why don’t you dispense your pills of wisdom elsewhere, maybe somewhere your presence is welcome, I was thinking about the dump, you know, so much trash, chemical residues and organic waste, maybe you could even make friends with birds of prey with your same brain capabilities!

LUPIN | Date: 10/10/2009 18:21 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Why should birds of prey be ignorant? Who says? Only another seagull can say that. We humans just can’t agree on what’s right or wrong, smart or not, and now we want to judge other species too?
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BARTLEBOOM | Date: 10/10/2009 9:0 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
Seen at the release. I remember a shit of a dinosaur... but maybe my memory is faulty.

CORNELL | Date: 10/10/2009 9:2 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
No no Bartle, it was indeed a shit of a dinosaur..

FIQUATA | Date: 10/10/2009 9:5 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
I confirm, pure Brontosaurus dung. Anyway, Falchi's boobs had a reason for being.

BARTLEBOOM | Date: 10/10/2009 9:19 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
Anna Falchi, let’s not forget for even a moment, has a degree with highest honors in Literature from the University of San Marino with a thesis on Italo Svevo.

JACK DANIEL'S | Date: 10/10/2009 9:21 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
about Italo Svevo? are you sure, Bartel? I thought it was Italo Bocchino

BARTLEBOOM | Date: 10/10/2009 9:25 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
The one about Grappa?!? http://www.grappanet.biz/shop/out/grappa01/html/0/dyn_images/1/50030x.gif
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FALLEN | Date: 15/11/2009 21:21 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 1
I find the use of face painting excessive for sounds that owe a lot to the more ambient/minimalist side of American depressive black metal, but I must say, live, with their 50,000 liters of goat blood spilled on the stage and the crowd, they always make a bloody good impression. Of course, if they had skipped the Norwegian trip and weren’t involved in the church burnings and ritual murders in Scandinavian woods at this hour we would have had a more intense production schedule, but then we wouldn’t have enjoyed those bloody atmospheres of pure madness that only Blackchrist Noyz after the burzum-Gorgoroth contamination can gift. The ratings
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DOTT. FOTTERMEIER | Date: 14/11/2009 17:5 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
@Bartle: I confirm! The last 4/5 tracks are instrumental, full of sitar, tabla etc. stuff to draw your third eye on your forehead and immediately throw yourself into the Ganges to happily splash around.
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GEENOO | Date: 9/11/2009 22:34 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Among the shit you seem to move with a strange dexterity...

THE PUNISHER | Date: 9/11/2009 23:8 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
In fact, see how I elegantly dodge you Geenoo? :-)
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DOTT. FOTTERMEIER | Date: 22/11/2009 15:18 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Mario Biondi checks the internet to see how his latest CD was received, goes to Deb and sees 346 comments..."WOW!" he exclaims, "someone is talking about me!" ....but instead it’s about stolen identities, conspiracies, collusions, interferences, hemorrhoid clusters etc. Courage Mario, even if you suck, we’re close.
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PIETRO MINCHIADURA | Date: 19/11/2009 12:40 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
LOVE IS A TRUE FEELING THAT ENTERS YOU THROUGH THE NOSE AND BURNS YOUR ASS!
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IL_PAOLO | Date: 6/10/2009 23:36 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Dear Dlf, credit to your brave choices, but, rereading your reviews, I have some questions: why bother writing poorly about this stuff? It’s quite obvious that artistically, they’re indefensible subjects, but then I fail to see— neither the point for you— nor the usefulness—for the reader— in reviews like these: you waste your time criticizing so-called artists who are very easy to criticize (like shooting the Red Cross); readers waste their time because your reviews end up confirming what they, a priori, think, without any enrichment or critical subversion. And: a subgenre like this, of which I consider myself among the noble fathers of the site along with the “Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse” Rivoli-Birba-Justice-Romeo, deserves writings of a different sort: think of the poetry emanating from Rivoli, the adolescent mimetism of Birba, the latent provocation of Justice, the mesmerizing non-sense of Romeo, without going into my “minor” category (which I borrowed from Pier Vittorio Tondelli’s blessed memory). There are less obvious ways to approach this subject, and I invite you to follow a new, unheard path: we need your talent and your sharp eye, but not to tell us what we already know deep in our hearts and souls (remember the text of “La favola mia” by Renato Zero). Uniquely Yours, Il_Paolo.

BARTLEBOOM | Date: 7/10/2009 9:20 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
“think of the mesmerizing non-sense of Romeo”. No real nonsense, Romeo’s style was just the result of a basic license won with the points of You&Agip.
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(!) | Date: 7/10/2009 9:53 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Let’s admit it, who of us doesn’t feel a Zequila inside every day, sometimes we manage to get rid of it with great effort, not always easily… only when leaving the bathroom can we say we’re free of it.
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METAMATIC | Date: 28/3/2009 9:54 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 5
Compassion is not pity, tolerance is not endurance... don’t wipe your ass with shit.
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DOTT. FOTTERMEIER | Date: 5/10/2009 22:49 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: 4
Maybe the first time I listened to this piece I was at a junkie drug dealer’s house, who was trying to sell us all 5 grams of Bamba for 200 euros... maybe after hearing this I usually move on to “New Day Rising” by On Trial... maybe my girlfriend has a super sensitive clitoris and comes instantly without much fuss... but I like it.
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REPARTOAMENA | Date: 5/10/2009 16:59 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: —
the beautiful goes to the ditch, ravenei, remulas, beetroot spines, three planks at most!

BARTLEBOOM | Date: 5/10/2009 17:2 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Meanwhile the presentation, the chain falls off the necklace. Or the chain falls off the necklace.
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THE PUNISHER | Date: 2/10/2009 11:6 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
Any woman “centered” and non-debaserian is basically positive, sunny, and in harmony with the world... all the rest are paranoids and half-crazy in the head!

KOSMOGABRI | Date: 2/10/2009 11:26 | Rating: — | Book Rating: —
amen!

FEDEEE | Date: 3/10/2009 9:27 | Rating: — | Book Rating: —
“centered woman”? plah

KOSMOGABRI | Date: 3/10/2009 10:12 | Rating: — | Book Rating: —
my girl, a centered woman is a mom, sister, friend, nun, cook, mute, and also a bit slutty : )

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ | Date: 3/10/2009 10:37 | Rating: — | Book Rating: —
No Kosmo, that’s a very tired woman :)
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BARTLEBOOM | Date: 30/9/2009 18:25 | Rating: — | Opera Rating: —
Here’s the social usefulness of Geenoo: it represents the opposition, the disobedient Debaser fringe! The ideal middle ground between Pannella who smokes in Piazza Duomo and Francesco Caruso who buys it! :))
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ALE9T0 | Date: 22/9/2009 9:19 | Rating: — | Opera Rating: —
“I love women’s hands but I dare say, all hands. I adore them, really. Besides the ass, breasts, eyes, and mouth (arousing but trivial in themselves), hands are the things that attract me most in a woman. Also ankles, if we want to be precise.” Anyway, don’t throw anything away, huh?
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PUNTINICAZPUNTINI | Date: 7/7/2004 14:49 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
ah, if those dwarfs hurry up I sent an AMAZING news about Alisinciens

| Date: 7/7/2004 15:19 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
what news? I don’t think there are news for this group, Styli is dead, I don’t think they will ever replace him with anyone else....
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ANTMO | Date: 13/9/2007 11:14 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
but certainly the name of these guys is not exactly the best. “what do you listen to?” “The Assemble Head in Sunburst Sound!” “no way... seriously.”

TRELLHEIM | Date: 13/9/2007 11:49 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
well, always better than “and you will know us by the trail of dead” or “please inform the captain this is a hijack”

JOSI_ | Date: 13/9/2007 11:58 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Even the “Toad The Wet Sprocket” from Barry Lindo’s memory aren’t bad; and what about “Meanwhile, Back In Communist Russia...”?

ANTMO | Date: 13/9/2007 13:0 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
“Death Cab for Cutie”... bleah.

ANTMO | Date: 13/9/2007 13:5 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
anyway, it’s true. the trend is, if you do rock’, your band’s name will be: THE WHATEVER. and if you are a little trendy or ‘artsy’: SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS. (bring back Le Zèppoli: clear, clean taste. can’t go wrong!)
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CASAMORTA | Date: 16/9/2009 13:13 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: —
this must be good, but tell me one thing: how does Kerry King crack coconuts? I imagine with bare hands,
not even peanuts... Or do the coconuts crack on their own as soon as they see him?

ENEATHEDEVIL | Date: 11/9/2009 15:6 | Rating: — | Video Game Rating: —
Go to hell, FIFA is for football connoisseurs. But here, do we need to be experts in video games or in playing football?
Video games, you say. And you’re right. But I don’t care: when I see Cannavaro with the broom in the ass in FIFA, I get excited.
In PES 2009, he looks like any fool. Geenoo, don’t tell me that at your age, you still waste time on video games, come on.
Now you have to conform to your status as a seasoned lord of the inland: Dr. House in a penalty,
subscription to Mediaset Premium, and a blue pill for serious situations.
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LUPIN | Date: 6/9/2009 14:40 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I am a licensed electrical technician, and I tell you, or rather decree, that the cover sucks, they could have chosen another. Oh, one more thing: since I also took a scuba course and graduated with full marks, I’ll also reveal that “All Tomorrow’s Parties” is better than “Heroin”. And if someone dares to contradict me, I warn you, I’m also taking my truck license, so shut up.
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Vasco Rossi: Basta poco
Review by: blasco85
Vasco’s song “Basta poco” is really fantastic. Let’s stop listening to horrible metal music, I mean that people who scream into a microphone and invite others to drug and commit crimes. To listen to good music, really, takes very little...
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NEWROMANTIC | Date: 26/7/2009 20:18 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I've never encountered such a blowjob. But I won’t pay more than 150 euros.
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BRAT12 | Date: 28/7/2009 18:36 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Muffin, you’re so touchy, my goodness... period? Hold on, I’ll go get one of the tampons my girlfriend forgot along with her bag the other day.

MUFFINMAN | Date: 28/7/2009 18:41 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Bart, I think you’re the one not getting the jokes; I didn’t take it badly at all, you obviously have your period.

BRAT12 | Date: 28/7/2009 18:44 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Same as my girlfriend's. What can you do...

BARBANERA | Date: 28/7/2009 18:46 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Careful, maybe the hidden meaning isn’t clear: brat12 fucks.

BRAT12 | Date: 29/7/2009 13:33 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
barbanera:??? Are you out of your mind???

BRAT13 | Date: 30/7/2009 21:49 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
We Brats never fuck, NEVER!

EZEKIEL25_17 | Date: 31/7/2009 1:58 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
And everyone falls to the ground.
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PIETRO MINCHIADURA | Date: 10/7/2009 12:31 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Great record, I played it on loop all summer with the secret intention to score the cute girl from university, then one day she got out of her car and told me: “What crap are you listening to”... there’s always something to learn, friends

PIETRO MINCHIADURA | Date: 10/7/2009 12:54 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Oh, for those wondering how the story ended, I then put on Nick Drake and brought in a big guy... satisfying experiences
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FIQUATA | Date: 3/7/2009 18:58 | Rating: — | Genre Rating: —
Uh, Ken... “Ken, it’s you...” I must have seen it till I was nine. Then, at ten, when I turned on the TV to watch cartoons, my grandfather turned it off telling me to go down and touch girls’ butts. I’ll never know how it ends...
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# 43681. - Purpulan : But are Psychopatha and Psychopompe relatives?
# 43682. - sentence : they are cousins of Psychobonco
# 43683. - Purpulan : Ah, so nothing to do with Psycroptic...
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FIQUATA | Date: 9/7/2009 21:40 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
“my ear, there’s no proper theft, but only a style resemblance” Look Gustavo, someone has to tell you. You have hearing problems... and that explains a lot.

GUSTAVOTANZ | Date: 9/7/2009 21:56 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Hearing problems? Oh, if Fiquata says so...

FIQUATA | Date: 9/7/2009 21:58 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
No Gustavo, I was trying to help you. Your problems go beyond hearing... but keep going, continue, don’t give up. Someday some INPS employee will subscribe to Debaser.
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NEWROMANTIC | Date: 4/7/2009 8:4 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: 5
As a master of the divine Hokuto school, I have just inflicted on you the “Venerable and Slightly Unpleasant Sudden Fissionary Blow in the Cyclamen Fields after Mid-November Rain”. This move evokes Rocco Siffredi in sexual withdrawal crisis, who comes to visit you while you’re alone at home, desperately searching for the only hole available... That is your own. This move is deadly in almost all cases: the very few survivors all became stylists.
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NEWROMANTIC | Date: 3/7/2009 7:16 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
“Often when we eat good food, once ingested it becomes shit”. No, ALWAYS it becomes shit!
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(!) | Date: 1/7/2009 15:27 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Why tear your hair out in the streets... do it at home. There’s always someone cleaning, right?
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ALIA76 | Date: 26/6/2009 19:56 | Rating: 2 | Album Rating: 1
I listened to it. I think it’s a great record, thanks for the suggestion

ALIA76 | Date: 26/6/2009 19:57 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 1
Sorry, I mixed up the ratings
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NEWROMANTIC | Date: 25/6/2009 23:9 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
SILVIO BERLUSCONI: the most daring pornstar of his generation. Star of an extreme hardcore movie with a gangbang scene involving fifty million people. Movie title: “Italians love getting fucked in the ass”.
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NEWROMANTIC | Date: 26/6/2009 18:52 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
THE MYSTERIOUS DIALOGUE: “He’s Bappo!” “But he’s a dumbass!”. Which famous film is this dialogue from? Write confidently to debaser. The first to guess will win “Terry The Mistress”, a life-size doll in dominatrix version that says: “lick my boots, little shit”.

BARTLEBOOM | Date: 26/6/2009 19:5 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: 5
“OH NO! Are you stupid?” by Alejandro Ramirez Inariditu. I can exchange my gift with “Minghio The King”, a life-size doll in *homosex* version that says: “You know you look great with that scarf?!?”

NEWROMANTIC | Date: 26/6/2009 19:18 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Good job Bartle! I miss Minghio, they say he’s better at licking assholes than Antonio Tajani. Come on guys, show us your dolls!

There | Date: 26/6/2009 19:34 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: 1
but among all the bullshit, here you didn’t catch the subtlety of the national Posiness(?!).
It was hidden in the album title: “I Love Posi!” Yeah, but me? Posi!
It’s Posi who loves Posi, and that explains why he self-reviews and gives himself 5 stars.
In the end, this is a concept-review and deserves the highest score, regardless of whether the record
sucks emo-pants
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BARTLEBOOM | Date: 21/6/2009 17:42 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I don’t know them, nor, much less, the Sardinian indie scene (!!), but the review seemed quite decent to me! may the Destroyer bless us all!

PEACHTREE | Date: 21/6/2009 17:50 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
BARTLEBOOM: you don’t know the Sardinian indie scene? Argh! How will you sleep tonight? xD

BARTLEBOOM | Date: 21/6/2009 17:54 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
@Peachtree: for now I stick with the hardcore scene of Vergate Sul Membro, a small town in the Varese hinterland known for the genital vigor of its inhabitants!! ;))
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DELBERT GRADY | Date: 19/6/2009 23:41 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
@ Vortex: With the Pink Ribbon I believe it’s the most beautiful song on the album. The solo is one of the most significant moments of Italian music. You’re right. It’s really a great piece. But the whole album, no.

VORTEX | Date: 19/6/2009 23:44 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Bravo Delbert, there’s the culture of those who “inform themselves”, like you, that other joke and all the decent people. In three lines, you shoot judgments on three centuries of history, at random, using generic terms that say nothing but create a nice effect (like: pro!). Come on, let’s start playing again, better. Who’s lighting the fire? Do we have the guitar? Good! One, two, three! The blond braids, the blue eyes, and then your red socks...

DELBERT GRADY | Date: 19/6/2009 23:50 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
You really are a good person.
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REVERSE | Date: 14/6/2009 22:45 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
And the robe must be worn without underwear, it’s made long on purpose. So, avoid chafing and wiping yolk off the sides of the elastics.
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SORCIOPELOSO | Date: 14/6/2009 5:20 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
(anime are cartoons, not comics)

UHUHPANICOUHUH | Date: 14/6/2009 6:39 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
(thanks) (but do you know what is the capital of Liechtenstein?)

SORCIOPELOSO | Date: 14/6/2009 11:2 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
(Vaduz)
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VORTEX | Date: 9/6/2009 0:23 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I wrote a very long comment, full of good reasoning, following a logical... main thread... Then I deleted it and wrote a few insults. Then not even those. I give up. After all, we know there’s no hope with the sect of Art Lovers.
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DJMUSHROOM | Date: 9/6/2009 21:12 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I remember one night three years ago when I tried to get into a Placebo concert arriving late on purpose and trying to choke the bouncer. The bouncer wanted to sell me the ticket at full price even though the concert had already started. I replied that the band was pathetic and that the concert had already started and I wanted it at half price. Then he told me that instead of selling me the ticket he’d put it in the hall frame and then democratically ordered me to leave or he’d beat me up. So, reluctantly, I left.
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SAPUTELLO | Date: 9/6/2009 18:58 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I honestly don’t see anything wrong with hearing a group like Dinosaur Jr in the pathetic placebo, everyone finds similarities based on their own parameters, mocking ROOFTRAMPLER just because he notices influences of gigantic bands in the crappy placebo, is for terminal nerds. Besides, it often happens to associate bands and music genres that are very far apart because they resonate with your own ear, noticing some contact elements; music is only one, reasoning in separate boxes again is, once more, for terminal nerds. That’s truly for teenagers, no doubt. Now keep on with this stupid dispute, as useful as a Lamborghini without wheels and sorry for the intrusion, dogs.

FIQUATA | Date: 9/6/2009 19:2 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Good job, since you are at the terminal stage, take the last step. And also include the other terminal stage.

SAPUTELLO | Date: 9/6/2009 19:5 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
You know what two terminal stages say when they meet? “Fiquata”.

FIQUATA | Date: 9/6/2009 19:5 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
God, your humor is just like that of a terminal stage.

SAPUTELLO | Date: 9/6/2009 19:9 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I have to adapt to the interlocutor I face, I’ve never told a bastard floating in the toilet “please move”.

TIRAGIòIMUDAND | Date: 5/6/2009 7:33 | Rating: — | Album Rating: 1
The only thing worth sharing I’ve read is: Piazzale Loreto
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FIQUATA | Date: 1/6/2009 9:0 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 5
It’s from 1984. only Sgarutti says it’s from ’85 and what are you writing? 85! that usual Sgaruttino... may Haynes fuck you!
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GUSTAVOTANZ | Date: 4/6/2009 18:51 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Dictionary, explain why you write TWIS and not TWIN INFINITIVES? I’m starting to think you are really Neu!2...

VORTEX | Date: 4/6/2009 18:52 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Gustavo, start thinking.
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TELESPALLABOB | Date: 19/5/2009 12:12 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 5
Let’s see... you’re a piece of shit. No, I was too harsh: you are a huge piece of shit! Loathsome bastard, you know you ruined my day and that of all those who might have listened to a record like this and you describe it as just a random avant-garde disc? You diminished it, shame on you. The Unexpect light? Vocally close to Nightwish? Unconceivable comparisons! Shame on you! Who the hell will listen to it reading such a mediocre review? I tell you: no one! You should have zapped them, left them breathless. They should be drooling to find it, and you serve them such an atrocity? Damn you! And I went easy, you’d deserve to be told much worse.

FIQUATA | Date: 19/5/2009 12:34 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Oh my! Bob losing his customary French poise :)
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Fabri Fibra DeFinito by NewRomantic
“Fabri Fibra is a prosthesis of his own dick.”
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EZEKIEL25_17 | Date: 4/5/2009 12:24 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
What the hell is this case human, can I know??

EZEKIEL25_17 | Date: 4/5/2009 12:34 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
Someone give me the definition of case human, I don’t understand.

There | Date: 4/5/2009 12:54 | Rating: — | Movie Rating: —
definition of case human: “Those we call ‘cases humans’ are people who suffer and are poorly treated by weak and inhumane people like us.”
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THE JUDGE | Rating: 4 | Album Rating: —
but donjunio hasn’t passed yet!!??

ASS | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Not all live in Debaser like you. There are even those with a job or a girl.
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GUSTAVOTANZ | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
For those who didn’t get it, this story-review came to me while listening to the record... :D

ALESSIOIRIDE | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 1
You did well to say it, Gustav. I thought you’d come out smashing zits in your bathroom mirror.
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SUPERVAI1986 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 1
I can't stand you anymore. Piss in your hand and slap yourself
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ROMEO1985 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I want Paolo to start writing again, there’s still a lot to review

BARTLEBOOM | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Exactly! After the great binge last night, I expect to produce at least a couple of Greatest Hits in the afternoon! If you want I’ll send them to you, so you can review them together (good idea I gave you, huh?!?)... ;))
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SUNFLOWER | Rating: — | Album Rating: 5
I don’t want to sound vulgar, but with these songs I even made love once ;-)

SEA-CAT-SEA | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Sunflower, did you make love? Come on, tell me how it was!

CARLO CIMMINO | Rating: 2 | Album Rating: 5
I usually comment. A fundamental work by a fundamental band. I really like – maybe even more? – the next one, “Miami”. Anyway, I also made love sometimes. It’s expensive.
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| 5 | Album Rating: 5
Mozart is something that makes you feel in golden clouds of an arcadian age
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JUDGEWOODCOCK | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 1
Yay, finally there’s a thrash and death revival on Debaser, which was starting to be infested by alternative pretentious listeners of Marco Carta and Alexia. The album by these Irish bastards is, needless to say, stunning. I especially like that song you mentioned about zombies, finally addressing seriously the issue of noise pollution in big cities that makes us stupider than the undead. Review on target, hits perfectly without many frills.
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ROCK ANTOLOGYA | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: —
I just wanted to say that Mascara’s goal is an instant orgasm, but it’s also true that the game was rigged, because with him on the field it’s fixed!
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PUNTINICAZPUNTINI | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
You got banned because you had too many gigs, over 1999 it goes into autobahn. You got banned because, out of two thousand gigabytes of mp3s, you only managed to review crap. Penny Wyse, the Virus, I Creepshow... and not happy with giving us punk rock for idiots, you also give us shit mousse with Estelle, Brandy, Lady Gaga. You reviewed Cypress Hill, and among a thousand unreviewed records, you duplicated. You got banned because you’re harmful, an idiot who writes too much ruins the common good. I would’ve banned you after the third punk record, or even after the fifteen hundredth gigabyte of mp3s. TWO THOUSAND GIGAS OF PUNK AND RnB. What the hell, the world’s auditory landfill?
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SORCIOPELOSO | Rating: 4 | Album Rating: —
You don’t know what kind of characters are around on Debaser lately :D where have you been?

TEPES | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
No, I don’t know and I don’t want to. I’m happily wallowing in a swamp of musical filth. I finally reached Nirvana of metal: everything black/death/brutal/grind/gorgoroth/gore porn/deathdoom is good. It’s a postulate that even Parmenides would forget. What a beautiful non-sequitur.

TEPES | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
by the way, does anyone have the demo of Miasmal?

AMEV | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Guys, how about a chat?

TEPES | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
No, in chat there’s Satan
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SEA-CAT-SEA | Date: 22/2/2009 17:6 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I read the review: it sucks big containers of Cart d'Or in shit flavor.
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BARTLEBOOM | Date: 21/2/2009 12:5 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: 5
But am I the only one who gets an instant sexual encounter from “Strong emotional impact”?...

BARTLEBOOM | Date: 21/2/2009 12:5 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: 5
Actually, to be precise: “a very strong emotional impact capable of evoking notable sensations and feelings, capable of shaking like few others”...

JUDGEWOODCOCK | Date: 21/2/2009 12:9 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Actually, I would add some more adjectives to that phrase. By itself, it sounds thrown together at random.
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BARTLEBOOM | Date: 22/2/2009 17:26 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
But seriously: S.R.L. is an acronym for what?!? Severely Rough Love? Crush Reset Luigi?! Say hello to Roberto if you see him?

SEA-CAT-SEA | Date: 22/2/2009 17:29 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 1
I am Limp, Elegant

SEA-CAT-SEA | Date: 22/2/2009 17:30 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 1
I am Burping Snails
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NEWROMANTIC | Date: 14/2/2009 15:0 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
This review was shit, you’re gravestones made of fine Carrara marble, handcrafted and worked by Bertolli, Via dell'Artigianato 8, Ceprano Marittima. Bertolli: since 1976, working with superior quality marble.
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ALGOL | Date: 11/2/2009 9:31 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Come on? I thought the best of Sheryl Crow was a virgin CD.
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SEA-CAT-SEA | Date: 12/2/2009 23:1 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
The important thing is that the length of pubic hair doesn’t exceed the length of the penis. That’s the real problem.
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JUDGEWOODCOCK | Date: 9/2/2009 9:45 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: —
The review is written with some feet in some parts, with other parts in the ass.

JUDGEWOODCOCK | Date: 13/2/2009 13:34 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
And I can’t understand what the hell a naked woman on the cover of an album called “Rape of the bastard nazarene” is doing. It’s like saying they are God-fearing but with one eye on jerking off now and then.

SODOM | Date: 7/2/2009 14:22 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I know the Salento bands, stillness blade among them, where the drummer is from Vital Remains, really brutal

JUDGEWOODCOCK | Date: 7/2/2009 15:35 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
And do you know anyone from the Lazio coast like Anzio, Civitavecchia or Santa Marinella?
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SEA-CAT-SEA | Date: 7/2/2009 13:31 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
The singer looks like someone who knows how to do the “hole cover!”. Watch out

BARTLEBOOM | Date: 7/2/2009 13:34 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
The male (what the hell was he doing in that hairy barn?!? I don’t remember...), instead, has the ass of someone who knows how to do the “Dick”…

SEA-CAT-SEA | Date: 7/2/2009 13:36 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Ugh, painful “Dick”, but never as the “Sgrummata”.

BARTLEBOOM | Date: 7/2/2009 13:41 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
The most dangerous one, still, remains “Stockhausen”. Just think, to do it in the original version takes at least four helicopter pilots.

SEA-CAT-SEA | Date: 7/2/2009 13:43 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
And let’s talk about “Maranello Marameo”? Not everyone can operate on the rear wing while the car goes 200 km/h on a road surface that’s not the best.

BARTLEBOOM | Date: 7/2/2009 13:48 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
When I was younger, I didn’t disdain the “Infernal Catapult”. Back then, it took two Corrs sisters, a hundred and fifty grams of raw ham, half a melon, and a two-thousand-lire coin to perform it. I think I can do without the melon now.
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HELL | Date: 5/2/2009 13:31 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: —
STAY TRUE GRIM ITALIAN, FROSTBITTEN, ACOUSTIC, SATANIC, NEW AGE, ELIOGABALO, BLACK, NORWEGIAN METAL
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GIOVANNESULVER | Date: 24/10/2008 13:29 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Blasphemers... I didn’t manage to get tickets, I’m one of the many left outside. If anyone with a ticket dies, please contact me. I’m not joking: I’ll buy it honestly.
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CRAVESTMAN | Date: 16/12/2006 4:28 | Rating: 3 | Album Rating: 4
The review is nice up to a certain point when you cut it sharply like you went to pee.

DOTT. FOTTERMEIER | Date: 6/9/2008 13:59 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 5
Review with a bit of an anal aftertaste. Tell the truth, you did it with your ass... right?
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MARIAELENA | Date: 10/10/2005 16:45 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Your girl is one of those people who, without taking anything away, don’t understand anything about music; Vasco can be listened to for lightness, but real music is elsewhere, but there's a lot to say if you really want to talk about real music....
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I_LOVE_MUSIC | Date: 19/12/2007 13:26 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 4
aged terribly... when it came out it was worth 5, now 3.5 rounded to 4 because I’m generous. in a couple of years, we’ll already be at 3.

SAPUTELLO | Date: 19/12/2007 13:48 | Rating: — | Album Rating: 1
I follow I love music’s reasoning, but I already look ahead.
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PUNTINICAZPUNTINI | Date: 18/7/2007 18:51 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I wanted to underline a fundamental point.

PUNTINICAZPUNTINI | Date: 18/7/2007 18:51 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Now I feel much better.
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PAVELOESCOBAR | Date: 1/9/2008 | Rating: 3 | Album Rating: 4
Yeah, I was there too, dear junk collector and dear Iside! Anyway, I don’t know how much I like jazz, and I want to clarify that I liked the previous band, i.e., Guitto Gargle, maybe jazz with some prog elements. Maybe! Anyway, I was in the stands, on the right side. Where do you go, junk collector? Hi everyone!

PAVELOESCOBAR | Date: 1/9/2008 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Sorry, I made a mistake, I went the day after! Oh well. Bye!
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ALE9T0 | Date: 15/7/2008 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: 5
I’m with ‘unusual’. I know what it feels like to feel like that, and like him, I have a fake on another site because I like to have the illusion of being “normal”.

HYMNEN | Date: 25/9/2008 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
what are fakes, anyway?
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C'è | Date: 3/9/2008 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: —
“the album opens with ‘Strictly Business’ (the title track), which reuses the theme of ‘I Shoot The Sheriff’, Bob Marley’s song, in a version by Eric Clapton” this is the most complete and exhaustive definition of rap music I’ve ever read. 5 stars just for this
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GIUDICEWOODCOCK | Date: 7/9/2008 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 1
Sincere review like saving Alitalia.
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TRELLHEIM | Date: 2/2/2008 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Am I the only one who thinks that the voice sounds like it’s played at double speed? For a moment I almost liked a song, then luckily the feeling disappeared.
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ADONETABAGISTA | Date: 9/9/2008 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 1
I’m close to you, practically behind!
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SUPERINTRUDER | Date: 2/4/2008 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I much prefer a bit of pussy over music
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EASYCURE | Date: 1/4/2008 | Rating: — | Album Rating: 1
“Is it possible for a post-grunge band to make great music, great videos, and at the same time get on MTV? The answer is definitely NO” ...exactly, the review could end here.
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Zhang Yimou: The Flying Daggers Forest
Review by: enbar77
BARBANERA | Date: 9/9/2008 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
The sequel shot in Italy is coming: “The Forest of the Fish Paddles”, directed by Giulio Tremonti. Coming soon in our financial laws, stay tuned...
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PSYCROPTIC | Date: 12/9/2008 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: 5
the favorite band of Pope Ratzinger

PSYCROPTIC | Date: 12/9/2008 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: 5
Catholics wanted to prevent DEICIDE from playing in Bari, but they got fucked in the ass, because TOTAL METAL FEST will happen anyway!!!!! hahaha. THE ACTION AND TRADITION was the name of the band that wanted to stop the festival, they should be called POODOPHILES AND PERSECUTION!!!!! hahaha

GUGLIELMO EPIFANI | Date: 12/9/2008 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 1
ANNOUNCEMENT: SOMEONE TELL PSYCOPATIC THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT HIM, THANKS.
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LEGOLAS | Date: 22/7/2008 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Other Spanish bands I recommend: ANGELES DEL INFIERNO (Pacto con el diablo 1984, Diabolica 1985) heavy metal, LEIZE (Devorando las calles 1988, Buscando...Mirando 1989, Acosandome 1991, Loca Pasion 1995) Hard rock, BARON ROJO (En un lugar de la marcha 1985, Baron al rojo vivo 1984, Metamorfosis 1984) hard/rock/metal, MURO (acero y sangre 1987, Telon de acero 1988, pacto de sangre 1992) speed metal.

GUGLIELMO EPIFANI | Date: 22/7/2008 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: 5
VERY GOOD ALSO THE “NO TENGO DINERO” WHO MAKE LOW-COST FOLK MUSIC, THE “ZAPATERO ES A MEJOR DER NANO” WHO MAKE POLITICAL CLASSICAL MUSIC BUT WHO ARE SEVERELY CRITICIZED BY SOURCES CLOSE TO MEDIASET AND TELECINCO, AND THE “RONALDINHO ES BORRACHO”, CATALAN POP GROUP THAT QUESTIONS THE ACTUAL ABILITIES OF THE BRAZILIAN PLAYER.
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PEACHTREE | Date: 12/9/2008 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 1
Idiot. My rating was objective: I read the review, and I realized that more than a review, yours is a collage of cleverly assembled bullshit + a copy-paste text (can we call this a review? maybe... but the most appropriate term is “bullshit”); I know the record, it’s not a demonstration of how Italy is poor in interesting artists (that’s why a mediocre band like Afterhours is considered interesting... compare them to the great American and British alternative bands; let’s see if they hold up). And you? You opened my review, didn’t read it, gave a nice vindictive 1 (too bad that apart from one case, my review only had 5, and my average is higher than yours—which is obviously), and that’s it. That’s all. Let’s forget about the fact

PEACHTREE | Date: 12/9/2008 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 1
You know what? The only real shit is your mom, I give you advice: don’t take it badly. Because if you do, it’ll hurt you (your mom knows this well) ;)

SUPERNOVA | Date: 12/9/2008 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
PEACHTREE haha, you make me laugh! You compare your ratings with mine, claiming that your average is higher?? And then?? Who do you think you are... even middle school kids don’t make those comparisons... and your mother is a colleague of mine, she made me a fucking sandwich just yesterday, still tasting the huge spoonful of slop I poured down her throat! And I read your review, and honestly, it disgusting to me! It’s not my fault if, as you say, you don’t know how to write... and you write a bunch of trivial nonsense... foreign alternative music doesn’t stand up to our local scene? So? Did I ask you? What are you, a dog? What’s the value of your shitty voice in this chapter? For me, this is a great album, I didn’t talk about comparisons but you’d better shut the hell up, as many others on this site, tired of idiots like you trying to sell credibility with rhetoric.

ADONETABAGISTA | Date: 12/9/2008 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Intellectuals versus.
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GUSTAVOSTRUNZ | Date: 13/11/2008 13:48 | Rating: — | Album Rating: 4
2 for this record...eh, give me a break. Oh, and my favorite Shirley and friends record remains the first.

GUSTAVOSTRUNZ | Date: 13/11/2008 13:49 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
And I was about to write “DO ME A FAVOR”… but I just went with a simple MEH...
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GUSTAVOSTRUNZ | Date: 4/11/2008 13:56 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
The decline for me began with “Tonight” and “Magnolia”... and continued with “The Dreaming Man”… but the one with the same name, “XXX”, “Radio Zombie”, the EP “Illusory Paradises” and some of “Reset” truly deserve, in my opinion.

GUSTAVOSTRUNZ | Date: 4/11/2008 13:56 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
(note: “Tonight” and “Magnolia” are singles, not albums, unlike the others)

ARISTOGATTO | Date: 4/11/2008 14:25 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
eyes open, Gustavo is in the process of metamorphosis. after a while, quoting album titles and putting in quotes, he will turn into Wikipedia. but when your mother makes you something you don’t like, do you say “Mom, I’m disappointed like in ‘Safari’ by Jovanotti”?

GUSTAVOSTRUNZ | Date: 13/11/2008 13:47 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I heard that even Fossati wrote a song for him in this album... the proof that both he and Battiato (whom I highly respect) are human... and even humans make mistakes.

PUNKISDEAD | Date: 17/9/2007 13:2 | Rating: 3 | Album Rating: —
do you have an English teacher who listens to grind? I have an English teacher with a denture :-/
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SAPUTELLO | Date: 14/11/2008 12:11 | Rating: — | Album Rating: 4
“The fourth track, ‘Sheep’, is introduced by a consequence atmosphere” ----------> Does the word “aguestre” exist? Or is it some archaic ending of my ignorance? Review definitely aguestre anyway
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BARBANERA | Date: 18/11/2008 18:41 | Rating: — | Book Rating: —
The success has not changed me. I remain the simple boy from Bethlehem everyone knows.
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GLUCA1985 | Date: 18/11/2008 14:2 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
This record surely deserves pages and pages, but I think that on the web, overly long and prolix reviews are not read but leafed through
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WOLFGANG MILTON STRAKOSKY | Date: 18/11/2008 19:13 | Rating: — | Album Rating: 5
I am the greatest composer in this universe and also of a dozen parallel universes, as Francesco Seta said in his review of Gabriella Cilmi. I come to bring some sensible comments. I really like their skill of traveling from the fourth C to the twelfth F and then bouncing on a sharp D# chord for its Swiss root. Then it seems they also know how to record their voices without resorting to stone slabs. 5.

STRAKOSKY THE IMMENSE | Date: 18/11/2008 19:20 | Rating: — | Concert Rating: 1
Hello. I think Schönberg has been highly overrated. Much like the Seattle Sound. I think you should do a review about me. I invented Anthropomorphic Music, Autistic Music, Bouncing Music, Pangalactic Music, Pansolid Music, Fatallatte Music, and new instruments like the piano, which cries when played, or the edible guitar (used by Jimi Hendrix), and I was the first to have animals play while still alive and to insert farts made with the hand under the armpit into an orchestral composition.
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NEWROMANTIC | Date: 13/11/2008 21:22 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
FIRST LAW OF SINGER-SONGWRITER. Happy song = it gives glela. Sad song = it doesn’t.

NEWROMANTIC | Date: 13/11/2008 21:23 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
SECOND LAW OF SINGER-SONGWRITER. Lack of a pussy is inspiration. If Laura had given it to Petrarch, by now we wouldn’t have “the songbook”. Meditate, people.

REVERSE | Date: 15/11/2008 11:56 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
With the second law of New Romantic, the same happened to me.
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LINKINPARKINA | Date: 24/11/2005 13:51 | Rating: 5 | Album Rating: 5
are you realizing what you’re saying...... MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE IT... for Linkin Park, it’s almost worth inventing a religion... you don’t understand SHIT if you don’t like or criticize them, and as soon as I hear someone criticizing them I TURN INTO A BEAST, I’LL DO GOD KNOWS WHAT, and anyway HIBRID THEORY along with all the other Linkin Park albums are wonderful, I... and I repeat... those who don’t listen to LINKIN PARK...DON’T LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC... BY linkiparkina
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FR4N86 | Date: 2/8/2005 13:48 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 5
maybe it’s a headache… sorry I’ll rephrase if you didn’t get it: I listen to KoRn, Deftones, RATM, Slipknot and many others, including Linkin’ Park… but that doesn’t mean I can be considered ignorant about music! Understand? :)
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NEWROMANTIC | Date: 4/11/2008 21:34 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Boy, you need consistency! I don’t have anything to do tonight either.
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ACHILLE | Date: 30/11/2004 2:58 | Rating: 3 | Album Rating: 5
Hey! I heard that the PaoloBenvegnù won the MEI award (Faenza) for best tour of 2004. I followed their concerts when I could and the impression that stuck with me is that they are a band that, show after show, grows and becomes more magical and tight. Already for months, they don’t do the surreal funny bits anymore. Every live act of theirs is an experience for the soul... thanks guys!!!
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1.GUSTAVOSTRUNZ | Date: 22/11/2008 14:40 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
I agree with comment 2

2.GUSTAVOSTRUNZ | Date: 22/11/2008 14:41 | Rating: 1 | Album Rating: 1
enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough.

and so on...