Yosif

A boy invites a girl to his house. After making her comfortable, he asks her, "Do you want some whisky?" And she replies, "Well, a finger." And he says, "Don't you want the whisky first?"

(florist) IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR ME, I’M IN THE CEMETERY.....ALIVE

(Butcher's shop)
AT ROSALIA - TURKEYS AND CHICKENS, THIGHS ARE AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST

"Dad, I had my first sexual experience."
"Good job, my little man!
When's the next one?"
"When the burning in my ass goes away!"

A child to his father: "Dad, Dad, why does that cat have a bird in its mouth?"
"Because it's not fussy like your mother!!"

A Sardinian becomes a father, but he doesn’t know what name to give his son, so he goes to the village mayor for advice.
- Don Gavino, please, could you help me? I’m the father of a beautiful boy, and I would like to give him a nice name, but one that is different from the usual and not like all the others; please help me...
- You could call him Napoleon, like the famous Bonaparte, an illustrious commander...
- No, I don’t like it; please tell me another...
- You could call him Julius, like the famous Caesar, a brave and glorious leader...
- No, I don’t like it; another one, please...
- Then you could call him Benito, like our Duce, who made the history of Italy...
- No, I don’t like it... so... what do you think, Don Gavino, if I called him... God???
- But don’t you think you’re exaggerating, Mr. Porcu?!?!

At the gates of Paradise, there are two knocks. Then a voice screams: For God... for the Madonna... for Saint Thomas... for Saint Joseph... for Saint... at that point, Saint Peter rushes to open: But who dares to blaspheme like this? Blaspheming and blaspheming... I'm the postman!

At the gates of Paradise, there are two knocks. Then a voice screams: For God... for the Madonna... for Saint Thomas... for Saint Joseph... for Saint... at that point, Saint Peter rushes to open: But who dares to blaspheme like this? Blaspheming and blaspheming... I'm the postman!

Vatican Radio, December 24, 11:58 PM: "aahh... aaahhhh... Aaaaaaaahhhhhh.... AAAAHHHHHHHH.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH." speaker: "you have listened to the coming of the Lord."

A guy goes to confess: "Father, I have sinned a lot!" And the priest: "Tell me, son, why?" "Last night I raped a child..." The priest: "And then?" "Eh! I also blasphemed!" The priest: "Ah! How I understand you, they never stay still!"