JURIX

In a mental asylum, a new psychiatrist is hired. On his first day of work, the doctor decides to spend some time in the recreation room to get acquainted with the patients, but there he encounters a scene he cannot comprehend: all the patients are gathered around one of them who is loudly shouting numbers: -"25!" and general laughter. -"12!" and more laughter. -"23!" great applause. Concerned, the psychiatrist goes to consult with a colleague who explains: -"To pass the time, they tell each other jokes, but since they are always the same, they decided to number them to avoid the effort of telling them each time." -"Ah, I see, I want to give it a try too!" He returns to the recreation room, gathers all the patients, and starts shouting: -"12!" (General silence). -"24!" (Signs of discontent). -"35!" (Boos and widespread protests). Frustrated, he exclaims: -"But why don’t you laugh with me like you do with the other guy?" -"Because you don't know how to tell them!"

The Pope goes to Africa. He greets the children by saying: -"I hope you will be happy to know that I have brought you many gifts!" The poor children, thin and hungry, scream with joy, and the Pope continues: -"Well: I have brought you a truckload of toys!" Seeing the Pope astonished by the chilling silence, the local cardinal approaches him and whispers: -"You see... The children don’t eat..." And the Pope: -"Oh no! If you don’t eat, no toys!"

I don't know if I should listen to it because this BEAT they've told me would be too powerful for my ears.

Unfortunately, I can't De-eZpress my votes, but a 4 for Sambuca makes sense, come on.

"Right title"??? ...oh my goodness Vidor... get the boat and come to fish.

Francesca, in art FRANCY. I hope the nickname wasn't chosen by the one who writes the lyrics for her.

"Let's have fun (because there’s trolling)"

Sublime review but too long. I can’t remember if this album made punk eZplode in the world or expanded rock in the world. Or vice versa, but maybe it was the opposite. Anyway, it despised everything. And despite that, it gave a (strong) jolt to the rock world while simultaneously unfolding rock. Try it yourself, if you can, ziocan.

Ah "was it really a success"? Really? Now go listen to me, this Sergentpepperslonliartsclabband.

Come on, seriously. Instead of being those mediocre whiners, read the great authors of our time, for crying out loud: Lasciami Mostro Onlus: Favio Bolo