JURIX

"perfect solos, melodic but aggressive at the same time." GraNNNNNdioso, it's been months since this phrase popped out in full EAVRY-MEDAL-STAYL. I would give you a 5 if I hadn't been De-Votativamentemente-banned.

GRANDIOSE. A gem, even though I prefer Nerorgasmo, anyway here we’re talking about Hystoria italica, ziocan.

MMMMmmmm. Yes, I agree with you, Mr. GazMegaMicro, and with your calm and neutral reviewing. However, rather than JUNGLE, I would say, let’s see... CAMPAIGN, that's it; a hoe and hard work.

A tattoo enthusiast, not satisfied with having his body completely covered in designs, skulls, eagles, etc., one evening decided to have his friend ink a nice tattoo on his penis with the name of his girlfriend.
- Tattoo the name TILDE on me! - he said, and after about 15 minutes of work, he realized that only two letters "TE" had been drawn on his penis.
- What the hell kind of tattoo did you give me?
- Don't worry! - his friend replied - You'll see that at the right moment, when you're excited, the name TILDE will appear; you'll see how stunned she'll be!
That same evening, feeling festive about his new tattoo, our friend entered a nightclub, and just while he was peeing in the bathroom, he saw a tall, big Black guy peeing next to him who had the same tattoo on his penis, the same letters: TE.
- Excuse me, but... um... did you tattoo my girlfriend's name on your dick? - he impulsively yelled, all happy, pointing with his finger at the guy’s penis. The man, very calmly, turned to him and said:
- No amigo! It says: THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE & I AM NO LONGER AFRAID TO DIE.

Anyway: excellent film, truly a pleasure to watch. Especially at the beginning, the cinematography is of an overwhelming power. A movie full of insights, at times perhaps redundant, but always on point; however, excuse me: "a distant, almost forgotten love," I don't agree here, sorry, the ceiling transforms into the sea every evening, nothing like "forgotten love"; maybe that's exactly what allows Jap to maintain a semblance of personality to realize how most of those around him are part of a grotesque human bestiary. Anyway, a difficult review to piece together, huh.

A thing, excuse me: TonY Servillo ???????

Just my impression: if it’s not a video game, what’s behind this cover smells like a colossal load of crap.

Oh, you really say so? WOW!

Some turtles go for a picnic. They walk, walk and after 2 months they arrive at the chosen meadow. They are about to have an aperitif to start, but they realize they forgot the corkscrew at home. So one says, “I’ll go home to get the corkscrew, but you mustn’t eat until I get back! OK?” The other turtles agree and happily wait for their friend’s return. Time goes by… 2 months… 6 months… 1 year… and that damn turtle doesn’t show up. So the others, incredibly hungry, are about to dive into the food, but the turtle jumps out from behind a rock and says, “Oh no, if you do that I’m not going home to get the corkscrew!”

A Genoese returns home early from work. In front of his house, he finds the van of a plumber parked. Looking up to the sky: -"Please Lord, let it be his lover!!!"