JURIX

DeRank : 18,52
DeAge™ : 6432 days • Here since 30 october 2008
Pëtr Il'ic Cajkovskij Lo schiaccianoci (The Royal Ballet @Londra; e io @Milano al cinema)
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BraWo. However, you forgot the category "You don't know him and that's it" and also the one "You don't know him but you couldn't care less." I do flyer distribution for the latter.
Santa Faustina Kowalska Diario della Divina Misericordia
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"Christ is waiting for you"... damn, you write that at the end of this monstrous 87788537835-line essay? If he was waiting for us, poor guy, he must be fed up.
Santa Faustina Kowalska Diario della Divina Misericordia
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Ziocan. Who is this phyga?
Britney Spears Britney Jean
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I know very well the various discographic adventures of these circus/variety show gossips, but aside from being musically abominable and vocally insignificant, I think it’s clear by now that they aren’t even that cool anymore. I mean, what the hell are we talking about here?
Nelson Mandela Un nero nei tribunali dei bianchi
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Someone who is convinced they’re writing "essays" and signs off (casually, huh) PDL, I could even tolerate that with a couple of pity chuckles. But if on top of that you throw in a "financo" in the intro of your recenZ-bollocks, then I think next time you could go and do an imitation of a kangaroo; in a minefield.
Dream Theater Octavarium
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If that ball crashes and destroys the others, then the cover is masterful and perfectly suited for the album. AnZi for the band itself.
Dream Theater Dream Theater
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Anyway, DAVE-THE-DREAMER, I am currently admiring your DeFoto-Profile: you are a legend.
Dream Theater Dream Theater
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It's crazy how 99% of the reviews on Drim Fiatar always manage to say absolutely nothing. "In short, the same old stuff played perfectly" --> but come on, if you had put a definition it wouldn't have been better?
George Orwell La fattoria degli animali
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I am someone who, when I saw the author’s name, opened the review feeling happy and hopeful. Then I found out it wasn’t the DeLorenZo I was expecting, but the one who is more foolish and less likable. What a pity.
Lothar & The Hand People Space Hymn
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1..3..5..6..9..1..9..4. TUUUUU - TUUUUU - TUUcrr: Hello? Yes, chao, it's CollapZing speaking, the one from the Arduer+Softuer army? It's me, who is this? But we are the ones from DeBaZer! We even have your phone number! It's a conspiracy; you need to unsubscribe from Telecom too and, to be more certain, also from the registry office. Then I’ll fax you the municipal schedules, chao. - Click -