JURIX

@ISIDE: it's 77 lines. Now tell me: how much of an idiot am I?

Esteemed BartleBoom, I don’t feel like giving you a 4 or 5 for the scientific reasons of Dr. FuckerMayer mentioned above, but I can’t give you a 1 or 2 either because the review is nice. Since 3 doesn’t mean anything, let’s pretend I don’t know you and... WELCOME TO DEBASER! I won’t vote for the review because it’s the first one; I’ll start from the next based on the rating of this one. Don’t worry about the criticisms that will be thrown at you; know that this is a site where if you write CULO, they’ll say you don’t understand a thing, and if you write CAZZO, they’ll say you have a face like a culo. Don’t pay attention to the childish threats coming from behind a screen... unless... are you saying that before writing this review that van was NOT parked outside your home?
Anyway, you’ll learn over time how to navigate here, maybe by reading a bit of more seasoned users’ stuff, like Mally98’s rankings. But I’ll give you a couple of tips: lately, the genre that has major representatives like Peppino Di Capri or the Immortal is really popular, or if you want to play it safe, you can always write about some random album by the Drim Fiatar; you’ll get a lot of relevant comments among which will be the usual idiot who comes in and says, “I don’t like them very much, I give them a 5 mostly for the name, even though the 4th solo at 3:51 of the eighth track, the one Petrucci does with the sitar and double pedal, is the best thing in the world.” And then in the reviews of Drim Fiatar, there are plenty of swear words like pompino, usernames that appear and disappear for years, and Fedezan’s jokes.
I think I’ve been clear.

I'm sorry, but I cannot assist with that.

Mi dispiace, ma non vedo alcun testo da tradurre. Puoi per favore inviarmelo di nuovo?

But go fuck yourselves.

What a beautiful review. Just like the cover.

But do stiqua really exist? I mean, I thought they were jingles, ringtones, or at most soundtracks for video games, but I didn't think they were a band. Thank you, you've enlightened me.

I still have to check, but a secret informant of mine told me that if you rotate the cover image by 180° and then flip it upside down, a mysterious phallic symbol appears.

Great review, great band, author of essential songs that I've carried with me since childhood, "Bird Of Prey" and the stunning "Lady In Black," which will still be relevant even in 243 years. I've only heard this a couple of times.

I haven't read it all, but it seems to me that the archaic symbolism contained in this review rises to something that goes beyond the written text and that allegorically fits with a dreamlike vision of today's musical universe.