JURIX

If you really are 12 years old... no, that's not where you unroll the condom.

If you’re really 12 years old, you still have 6 years before you realize that stuff that many people put in the car's tank costs a lot.

Anyway, for the effort and for the load of nonsense I posted in your reviews, I'll give you a rating this time. One question: why do certain words (Naso, Specifico) have a capital letter? Is it part of your literary style or do you have a shaky CAPS-LOCK?

If you're really 12 years old, tell us your birthday so we’ll know when you turn 13.

Heard. Of the two tracks, I prefer the long one.

However, the cover of this album is beautiful, finally a cover that features him as well, usually he's never present.

@IVO AVIDO: thank you for the succulent recipe, but are we sure that the first ingredient is correct?

Two friends:
- "I heard you started a band."
- "Yeah, it's a quartet."
- "But how many are you?"
- "We're three."
- "And who?"
- "Me and my brother."
- "You have a brother!"
- "No, why?"

A guy enters a bar with his pet, a cute little monkey. While he sips his coffee, the monkey starts jumping around the bar, grabs some olives from the counter and eats them, then does the same with some peanuts, and then heads over to the pool table, picks up the number 8 ball, and swallows it.
The bar owner, astonished, turns to the customer:
- Did you see what your monkey did?
- No, what?
- He swallowed the number 8 ball from my pool table!!!
- Oh, I’m not surprised. He’s very mischievous and eats everything he finds. Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the ball and everything else the monkey ate.
So he does and leaves with the monkey on his shoulder. Two weeks later, the same customer comes back to the same bar. He orders a coffee and the monkey starts jumping around the place again until he finds a cherry on the counter.
He curiously looks at it, takes it, shoves it up his backside, then removes it and eats it.
The shocked bartender turns to the customer:
- And now, did you see what your monkey did?
- No, what?
- He shoved a cherry up his backside, took it out, and ate it!!!
- Oh, that’s normal. He always keeps eating everything. But after swallowing that number 8 ball, now he takes measurements first...

Pietro is walking a snail on a leash.
- "Hi Pietro!" - greets a friend - "You have a beautiful snail."
- "I had an even prettier one, but it got away."