JURIX

Bea recenZion, a nice group that I know little about.

Great UNTILTED.

A drunk man approaches a girl and says, "Did you know you're really ugly?" The offended and stiff girl replies, "Do you know that you're drunk?" And the man responds, "Yes! But it'll wear off by tomorrow."

- Little Red Riding Hood: "But, Grandma, what big ears you have!"
- "My dear, it's to hear you better!"
- "Grandma, what big eyes you have!"
- "It's to see you better!"
- "But Grandma, what a big mouth you have!!"
- "My dear, have you ever seen your grandfather's dick?"

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting at a table in a restaurant near the bathroom door. At a certain point, three people enter the bathroom and after a while, one by one, five come out. The biologist thinks about it for a moment and says, "they must have reproduced." The physicist shakes his head a little and replies, "no, no, there was a measurement error." The mathematician remains silent for a while pondering the issue and finally concludes, "if two enter now, there’s no one inside."

Desperate Appeal
Hello, my name is Arild Ovesen.
I suffer from rare and deadly diseases, poor academic performance, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and killed through anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people who truly believe that if one forwards them, the poor little 6-year-old girl in Foligno with a nipple on her forehead will manage to gather enough money to remove it before her parents sell her to the Circo Orfei.
First of all, you must send this letter to 7,491 people within the next 5 seconds. Otherwise, you will be raped by a rabid ram and thrown out of a very tall building to land in a hill of animal feces. If you don’t do it, due to a strange virus, the little fan inside the PC will start spinning backwards and will suck your processor in. After a series of blue flashes, from your CD player (if you have a burner, it's worse), will come out the totem (or tantra) of good luck that has already traveled around the world three times (and confided to me that it’s sick of it because it would like to stay home for five minutes), it will put you on the keyboard and do the cartwheel, regardless of whether you are male or female. For every message you send to boccaloni@cheregalo.it, an association will donate 1/4 of a dollar to buy a plane for the American aviation, which will be used to bring down another cable car in Italy. And for every email you send to Microsoft or that another person sends after receiving the information from you, a four-season pizza will be brought to your home by Bill Gates himself... At first, I didn't believe it, but then I sent many, and after three weeks, I even received a stuffed calzone!!! It’s completely true!!! Because this letter is not like all those fake ones, THIS is completely authentic!!! Totally true. Here’s the plan:
Send it to 1 person: 1 person will get angry because you sent them 1 stupid chain letter.
Send it to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will get angry because you sent them a stupid chain letter.
Send it to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will get angry because you sent them a stupid chain letter, and they might consider the opportunity to eliminate you.
Send it to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will get angry because you sent them a stupid chain letter, and they will blow you, your house, your family, and your cat up. Herod Scannabelve, a rabid pediatrician from Trieste, did not send this email to anyone: of his three children, one started using drugs, the second joined the Humanist Party, and the third enrolled in Journalism Studies. Turiddu Von Wasselvitz, a combat butterfly trainer from Austro-Sicily, scoffed at this email out loud, and at that very moment, his head exploded. Meo Smazza, a Shakespearean porn star, paid no attention to this email: unknown individuals filled a condom with liquid nitrogen, and he only noticed after putting it on. A guy I know didn’t spread this email and unlearned how to ride a bike. If you send this message to everyone you know, you'll lose 2 minutes (and all your friends) but contribute to saving the life of a child. If you don’t do it, a piano will fall on you.

But why do you always talk about business operations? I see an honest album, released at a random time, from a living artist just starting out and a record label that gives its best to discover new talents, propose new stuff, uninterested in money. A round of applause also for the lively and original cover.

I hadn't seen all those astral coordinates either! Yes, anyway, I understood, there are weighted integrals, I'll never manage it.

Mmmm so... you were 14 years old... then 30... probably... but that 4:13... should be about X years... with a carry of -n + Pi... there's also the data of the 30th album... 14-30 years... no, I don't know, come on, reveal the secret, how many years have you been following them?