JURIX

DeRank ™: 18,52

DeAge™ : 6433 days • Here since 30 october 2008

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Walt Disney The Spirit Of '43

21 dec 10

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Well, I think (hope?) that Darius didn't really think we would read the whole review...

The Ultra Twist No Beer No Fun

21 dec 10

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I am all for the contamination of genres, like in my HOUSE I have a POST that is the GARAGE where I put the TRASH in BLACK bags. I live in a very DARK place, near an INDUSTRIAL factory that makes a NOIZE that's really HARD, but I will keep living there until I am DEATH.

Jonathan Swift Una modesta proposta

21 dec 10

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Magnificent Madame! A book that should have a lot of meat on the fire... erm, I mean... yes, substantial topics in short... a delectable read to devour in one bite.

Justin Bieber My World 2.0

21 dec 10

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However, one serious thing: did you all really know who this was? For the first time in my life, I read his name 4-5 days ago in the definitions section at home; then of course, you don't even need to listen to a verse but just look at the face and the covers to understand that this CD is plastic taken for nobler purposes like polluting rivers. The review isn't bad, after 1 or at most 2 sentences you can tell it's a humorous jest. I wanted to say another thing... um... oh yes? Gentlemen, would you like a little joke?

Justin Bieber My World 2.0

21 dec 10

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There are three hermits on a mountain who spend their days in meditation, prayer, and contemplation. They sit cross-legged at the vertices of an imaginary equilateral triangle. After about six months of meditation, one of the three looks up at the sky and says:
- Tonight is a beautiful evening!
And he lowers his gaze again. After another six months, the second one says:
- Tonight is a beautiful evening... but there’s a bit of wind!
And he goes back to contemplation. After another six months, the third one bursts out:
- Oh come on! If we came here to make a fuss, we might as well leave!

Justin Bieber My World 2.0

21 dec 10

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A guy walks into a grocery store:
- Make me a shit sandwich!
The clerk, trying to retort:
- Shall we add a little onion?
- No, that would ruin my breath!

Justin Bieber My World 2.0

21 dec 10

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Pilate to the Jews:
"Who do you want to be released, Jesus or Barabbas?"
The Jews:
"Barabbas... Barabbas."
Pilate:
"Okay, Barabbas is free, and Jesus is out."

Various Artists Do The Pop: Australian Garage-Rock Sound 1976-87

21 dec 10

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Great! To listen to, Radio Birdman, Scientists...bea bea. I would have thrown in the Depression as well.

Justin Bieber My World 2.0

21 dec 10

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A priest walks into a religious goods store and says to the clerk:
"Excuse me, I need a nice crucifix to give to a colleague for his new parish..."
"I understand, do you have any brand preference?"
"No, no... an INRI is just fine."