JURIX

DeRank ™: 18,52

DeAge™ : 6433 days • Here since 30 october 2008

Gigi Finizio Crescendo... nell'amore

5 aug 11

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A young man arrives at the doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I haven’t had any bowel movement this week.” The doctor prescribes him a mild laxative and says, “If it doesn’t work, let me know.” A week later, the young man returns: “Doctor, still nothing.” The doctor replies, “Hmm, I think you need something stronger.” So he prescribes him a strong laxative. Another week goes by, and the poor young man returns: “Doctor, NOTHING AGAIN!” The doctor, concerned, says: “I better get some information about you and let’s try to figure out what’s going on. What do you do for a living?” “I play in a cover band for Gigi Finizio.” The doctor looks up and says, “OK, I get it. Here’s 10 Euros. Buy some food!”

Gigi Finizio Crescendo... nell'amore

5 aug 11

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Child: "Mom, I want to grow up and be a Rock-and-Roll musician."
Mom: "Listen, my son, you have to choose. You can't do both!"

CapaRezza ?!

5 aug 11

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FEDERICOLAURENT: who can make you beautiful?

Adam Green Frozen

5 aug 11

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I once played a deer. Then one day Ethan Hawke showed up with another and they ate me with polenta. I can only hope they found my taste strange and/or wild.