JURIX

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DeAge™ : 6432 days • Here since 30 october 2008

Metallica St. Anger

4 jan 12

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Police! There's a crazy guy who's 1 meter tall and weighs 900 kg!!
And the policeman: "What are you saying? How can a person be so short and weigh so much?!"
And the other replies: "I told you he's crazy!! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++ She: "Darling, I didn't think you could have such a small organ!"

He: "Sweetheart, I didn't think I had to play in a cathedral!"

Metallica St. Anger

4 jan 12

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How do you make an Italian housewife scream twice in a row? You make love passionately and then... you dry your cock on the curtains.

Metallica St. Anger

4 jan 12

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What is the most painful woman to love? The Indian woman, because she has the India’s vagina.

Metallica St. Anger

4 jan 12

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"Hey, pretty girl, would you come to bed with me for 10 million?" "Well, thinking about it, yes." "And for 50 euros?" "What do you take me for, a whore?" "Well, we established that before; now we're just negotiating the price."

Metallica St. Anger

4 jan 12

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"Aunt, why don't you have children?" "Because the stork didn't bring them to me." "And why didn't you change birds?" --------------------- A Scotswoman to her husband: "Darling, shall we go to the cinema?" "But we've been there recently!" "Yes, but now with the advent of sound it must have become more beautiful!"

Metallica St. Anger

4 jan 12

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Well, we have to give the Metallica credit for managing to stay true to the past; in fact, this year "Lulu" came out, which manages to be as bad as this one from 2003. The review was hard to get through to the end, even though I didn't read it; to tell the truth, it sucks, but I like it a lot. And you and I are ugly.