Frankie89

Nice non-review but I must say, having played the first one (Battlefield 1942), I would really like to play this one too, which seems fine from a gameplay perspective. Unfortunately, I don't have any suitable machine to play it on, so we'll talk about it again when this too has become retro and all the graphics talk will be history.

As for Montanelli, I wouldn't know, but when it comes to Travaglio, his traditional ambiguity, now worsened by a sycophantic yet obscure endorsement for Grillo, doesn't give me much hope regarding his good faith.

Agreed with Sfascia, very modest and inconclusive, almost incomplete. Good ideas but executed poorly. For me, we're at a 5 as well.

In my opinion, no matter how ugly (even though I was crazy about the first one and still find it a bit of a guilty pleasure), the early LP records were quite seminal. Just listen to, I don't know, Enter Shikari...

"Beautiful cover".... Argh now I understand: not only in those circles (hard rock, metal, progressive) is there no human graphic designer, but they also consider these menstrual stains to be "beautiful"...

Discone!

"awarded on February 18, 2012 by the Italian Phonographic Association as the best Italian indie album of 2011" ah so... If these ones, expelled from the television vagina, have made an "indie" record, I would say that the term has definitively lost any real value.

Great disappointment. Compared to the previous one, I found it quite monotonous.

I realized that I completely disregarded this review by omitting (I know it sounds absurd given its already dreadful length) an important point. At the start of the game, when the usual Nintendo 64 logo appears (as happens at the start of every other game for this console), Conker appears with a chainsaw and cuts the logo in half. This is a very strange and controversial thing for a company like Nintendo, which has always been very protective of its brands. In fact, what I wanted to say is that although technically speaking this game could indeed "only run on Nintendo 64," it’s also true that from other perspectives, like the large amount of obscenity contained in this game and Nintendo's policies regarding it (for instance, I remember the SNES version of Wolfenstein 3D being scrubbed of all references to Nazism), the Nintendo 64 is the last console where I would have expected to see such a game. Anyway, I apologize for the length. The truth is I’ve never even owned an N64, but when I played this game for the first time on an emulator not long ago, I was truly enchanted.