GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank ™: 6,77

DeAge™ : 6906 days • Here since 13 july 2007

Love Contact

Brain Drill Apocalyptic Feasting

9 feb 08

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To her too, thank you!

Iron Maiden A Matter Of Life And Death

9 feb 08

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This review is as useful as a pair of glasses to Stevie Wonder.

Mythra Death And Destiny

9 feb 08

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When I saw the name Battlegods on the Home Page, I thought to myself: "I bet this album also got 5 stars, saying it's a masterpiece of all music history, bullshit, nonsense, and various fluff."
I glanced down and the balls are still there.
It's always nice to have these certainties in life.

Brain Drill Apocalyptic Feasting

9 feb 08

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This review is so beautiful and unique that I immediately reported it to the WWF.

Xasthur A Gate Through Bloodstained Mirrors

9 feb 08

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"The music of Xasthur and those like him who make the pursuit of despair in music their trade thus represents the post-modern, nihilistic, if we may also call it childish and simplistic version of these ancient impulses of Man."
Translated: this Xasthur is a mere twat.

Iron Maiden Dance of Death

9 feb 08

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This review is so interesting that, after reading it, I found myself all sweaty in a ditch without a kidney.

Michael Jackson Thriller

8 feb 08

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When Valeriorivoli speaks, to understand what he says, I need a pair of headphones and a Japanese person to provide instant translation for me.

Nirvana Incesticide

8 feb 08

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Sanjuro is so alternative that every time he crosses my path, I scratch my balls with my feet.

Celesty Legacy Of Hate

8 feb 08

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This review is so beautiful that, after reading it, I fainted only to wake up all dirty with blood and with an axe in my hand in StayPower's house.

Altaria The Fallen Empire

8 feb 08

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FUCK WHAT A SHIT REVIEW (WRITTEN DELIBERATELY WITH TWO M'S AS STAYPOWER SAYS).
ON THE OTHER HAND, THIS ALBUM IS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT AFTER LISTENING TO IT, I STARTED TALKING OUT OF MY ASS.