GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank ™: 6,77

DeAge™ : 6906 days • Here since 13 july 2007

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Celtic Frost Cold Lake

27 mar 08

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But I’m your number 1 fan!

And there will be 5 of your evenings where you do the commentary second by second for all the pieces, as if you were Sandro Ciotti. Every time I read one of your reviews, my balls almost touch the floor and I have to call a truck to haul them back home.

Dream Theater Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence

27 mar 08

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Alexander77, all your lengthy posts can be condensed into a simple concept: Dream Theater suck. So it's decided, the session is over.

Celtic Frost Cold Lake

27 mar 08

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That bastard Starblazer gives shitty ratings to other reviews without even reading them, only to then give a 5 to yet another track by track of Dream Theater with a classification between progressive and conservative DT fans. Do yourself and others a favor: vaporize yourself like waste in waste-to-energy plants. Electricone is one of the few reviewers who always writes well and professionally about metal.

Radiohead OK Computer

27 mar 08

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The telegram reviewer has arrived. Stop. Your review seems sublime/to be complete shit. Stop.
Regards. Stop.

Dream Theater Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence

27 mar 08

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Interesting and indeed very timely is the issue raised by Master Splinter in his opening lines (the only ones I have read).
However, I would ask myself, if I were a Dream Theater fan, why the band attracts so many babbi di minkia.
A recent survey by Il Sole 24 Ore has indeed confirmed that 90% of Dream Theater fans are declared and certified babbi di minkia by local health authorities.
While awaiting concrete answers, I exercise my democratic right to vote.

Joy Division Closer

27 mar 08

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The track by track is already boring, but you make it even more tedious with "welcome to", and "we arrive at", "here we are at", as if it were a guided tour of Pompeii. Joy Division doesn't deserve a track by track with the addition of two little phrases (mostly trivialities) about Curtis. And then you would deserve a 1 just for calling 24 Hours ugly.

Madonna Bedtime Stories

26 mar 08

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"Battlegods | Date: 3/26/2008 | Rating: — | Rating on the Album: —

You clean your mouth before you go by the name Pino Scotto, asshole..."
What an exaggeration, as if he were Padre Pio.
But then again, who the hell is Pino Scotto, the guy who hosts Il milionario?