GiudiceWoodcock

And by the way, I don't even think I would enjoy having a thirty-minute orgasm. In the end, I would find myself with grapes instead of testicles.

Um, panic, sorry but what the hell do you know about female orgasm?
Well, I think that’s a bit of a far-fetched comparison.
I can't picture a girl having a half-hour orgasm.
And anyway, it's something you'll never really know, since, I believe at least, you're anything but a girl.

In my opinion, the female orgasm is nothing but the male one. Or maybe we should ask the reviewer, who seems to know what they're talking about. Now I'm off, I’m going to take lessons from Rocco.

Oh my God, I’ve seen some of her photos, and calling her attractive is quite a stretch.

"If I had to compare SBSC to something, I would undoubtedly say a female orgasm..." I would be very curious to know the reviewer’s gender because if they were a woman, there would be no question, but if they were a man, it would be appropriate for them to explain the meaning of this phrase clearly.

This review could have been done in many fewer words: it was enough to say that this babe's second single is called poison.

The other day, I was cruising down Sunset Boulevard in my convertible Aston Martin with two pin-ups I had picked up earlier at a supermarket, when suddenly before my eyes appeared the dragon from the Rhapsody covers, who finally pointed out the meaning of my life: to take fewer acids.

Anatas, read this: "Before writing a DeReview, you should know that…
Maybe someone has already written it.
Check with the DeSearch engine to see if the album you want to review is already in the magical DeDatabase.
If it is, it's up to you to decide if it's still worth writing a review: maybe yes (you have something else to say), but maybe not."
Do you think it's fair that someone who has nothing to do all day just writes fifty reviews, sending them one after the other and taking up space and visibility from the others?
Do you think it's right to mess up a site that's not theirs?
If there are rules, they must be respected, damn it.
If I were an editor, I wouldn’t publish even 50% of the reviews we read, and if you keep this up, I’ll soon agree to be one, since it was offered to me.
I don’t know if that’s a good idea for you.
And now, advertisement.

Sorry for the delay, I was called by an anti-metalhead for an urgent job in another review.
So, let's see: the review spakka, it’s as lovely as a sewer rat, and it’s clear that the reviewer put so much effort into it that they didn’t even have two minutes to proofread and correct the mistakes, thus showing a level of respect for the editing of debaser that is truly out of the ordinary.
It all comes to 80 euros, you can go to my secretary to settle the debt, thanks.

""SCREAM THE THUNDER
TO MY HEROIC LAMENT
FATE, CONSUME REALITY'"
This phrase hits hard.
If the disco tackles these themes, it will definitely be a monstrous masterpiece that would be a crime to miss.