Anatas

they always put a depression on me... anyway, you’re a 5 brother

a nice little disk of nostalgic hard rock....

I don't know them, discreet review.
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How the hell do you send all these reviews at once?
Well, go ahead! We'll catch up at the next pair of 1 dear Romeo!

but I don’t really think they have such terrible musical tastes... in my opinion, they’re just teasing us.

"as I listened and thought about her, a tear kept me company." Uhm...... a remedy is needed.

if it came out of Sanremo then it must really be worth it... actually, no.

I quote ARDALO who in turn quoted HELL!!!!! in full, GNOCCA above all!!!!

I quote SUPERVAI who in turn quoted LARROK! In Toto!

In elementary school, a first-grade teacher has some issues with one of her students. The teacher asks:
- Pierino, what’s the problem?
Pierino replies:
- I’m too smart to be in first grade. My sister is in third grade, and I’m smarter than her! I think I should go to third grade too!
The teacher has had enough. She takes Pierino to the principal's office. While Pierino waits in the hallway, the teacher explains the situation to the principal. The principal tells the teacher that he will test the boy: he will ask him a series of questions, and if he gets any of the answers wrong, he’ll have to go back to first grade and behave. The teacher agrees.
Pierino is let in, the conditions are explained to him, and he agrees to take the test.
The principal starts:
- What is 3 x 3?
Pierino:
- Nine!
- What is 6 x 6?
- Thirty-six!
And so on, with every question the principal assumes a third grader should know. The principal looks at the teacher and says:
- I think Pierino can go to third grade...
The teacher asks the principal:
- Can I ask him some questions?
The principal and Pierino agree. So the teacher:
- A cow has four of them, but I have only two, what are they?
- Legs!
- What do you have in your pants that I don't have in mine?
The principal wonders why the teacher is asking such a question, but Pierino promptly responds:
- Pockets!
- What is something that starts with "C", ends with "O", is hairy, tasty, and contains a whitish liquid?
The principal’s eyes widen before he can stop the answer... but Pierino calmly:
- Coconut!
The teacher doesn’t give up:
- What is it that enters hard and pink and leaves soft and sticky?
- Chewing gum!
- What is something a man does standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on three legs?
The principal’s eyes widen even more, but Pierino candidly:
- Shake hands!
The teacher, increasingly caught up in the challenge:
- Now I’ll ask you some "Who am I" questions, okay?
- Okay!
- You stick stakes inside me. You tie me to the ground before mounting me. I’m wet before you finish.
- The tent, Mrs. Teacher!
- A finger goes inside me. You play with me when you’re bored. I stay with you for your whole life.
The principal looks restless and tense but... Pierino:
- The wedding ring!
The teacher tries hard to think of really tough questions:
- I exist in different sizes. When I’m not feeling well, I drip. When you take away the liquid, you feel good.
Pierino:
- The nose!
- I have a slender and rigid body. My tip is sharp. I often stay in a case.
- The arrow!
- Which verb starts with "SC", ends with "ARE", and means a lot of fun?
Pierino:
- To joke!!!
The principal lets out a sigh of relief and says to the teacher:
- Move him to fifth grade: I got the last ten answers wrong myself!