GonzoBiputre

DeRank ™: 0,21

DeAge™ : 7033 days • Here since 9 march 2007

Sylvester Stallone Rocky Balboa

20 mar 07

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And then, what the hell do you think about the unlikely performance? The final fight boasts (at least in the initial phase) impressive realism! That's a strong point; you can tell the direction was from a TV SPOT. And what about the hot girls with the tattooed boobs? And the referee, who is also real? And the cameo of TYSON playing himself? uxo...well, bèèè, bùùùù, bàààà (I don't know if it's more bùùùù or more bàààà) down with the rating!

Sylvester Stallone Rocky Balboa

20 mar 07

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But look at this, the little black guy that Dixon has is truly the world champion of the light heavyweights! His name is TARVER. And you don't need a criminal face to be a boxer! Shall we talk about your face? What, are you writing from prison by any chance? The movie made me fall asleep after just 15 minutes.

Franco Castellano e Giuseppe Moccia Grandi Magazzini

20 mar 07

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Yes, I know you love meee! But this is my utmost expression of critique. What do you want? A retrospective on costumes? An analysis of Italian identity through cinema and character interpretations? The political key? The psychological implications? The social connotations? IF I REALLY could pull so much substance out of all this brainless and casual sheep-like nonsense, I WOULDN'T BE WRITING reviews on deBaser. Or would I? Or eh? Or uh? Or bahhhhhh?

Sylvester Stallone Rocky IV

19 mar 07

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Poletti, I would bite your ankle! Shall we have a deMeeting?

Martin Scorsese Fuori Orario

19 mar 07

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A film unjustly confined to a title that shouldn't have been translated, shown by networks at absurd hours, which showcases the brilliance of a skilled and courageous director. There's a lot of hidden symbolism, but I watched it 3 years ago and I'm struggling to remember. grrr woof woof. what a film, what freshness... I think it was shot in the late 70s... help me. bébùbàààà!

Martin Scorsese Fuori Orario

19 mar 07

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THIS IS A MASTERPIECE! I SAW IT IN A FORUM AT THE UNIVERSITY OF SCIENCES IN BRESCIA, WITH A FINAL DEBATE AND I LOVED IT LIKE CRAZY. THE THEMES ARE THEN COUNTLESS. It seems to me that the bizarre night takes place in Soho, the quintessential artistic district. There is a kind of cyclical nature to the protagonist's night that returns to where he started (the hero is rejected by that abnormal world and must come to terms with normality). The night represents the darkening of minds and the space for new expressions that the daytime world rejects and hides. As soon as I think of more, I will try to integrate it.

Franco Castellano e Giuseppe Moccia Grand Hotel Excelsior

19 mar 07

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I DON’T COPY A DAMN THING! JUST THE DATES AND THE DIRECTORS GRRR BARK! DREAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!! GRRR

Franco Castellano e Giuseppe Moccia Grand Hotel Excelsior

19 mar 07

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YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T DO IT FOR ME, AT LEAST DO IT FOR MY MOM. AFTER THE DISAPPOINTMENTS FROM REPEATED YEARS AND HORRIBLE GRADES (4,4,4,4,5,4,5,6), that was my report card from the first year of high school, I swear (the 6 was in P.E.), I expect some compensation!!!!! Don't be BASTARDS.

Franco Castellano e Giuseppe Moccia Grand Hotel Excelsior

19 mar 07

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AND THEN POLETTI!!! GIVE ME A GOOD GRADE FOR ONCE, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.

Franco Castellano e Giuseppe Moccia Grand Hotel Excelsior

19 mar 07

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I'M VERY ANGRY WITH DREAM!!! I DON'T COPY ANYTHING! IT'S ALL ORIGINAL, SPONTANEOUS, AND IMMEDIATE MATERIAL. SUPERSCAZZOLA BEèèèèèèèè Bùùùùùùùù Bààààààààààà. DREAM I'LL EAT YOU AND BREAK YOUR BONE AND NECK!!!! STOP MEEE!!!